Trump was up very late last night watching tv and ragetweeting at 12 46 a. M. His mood apparently continued into the afternoon, because today he wrote, wow congratulations to greg gutfeld, a onetime trump hater who has come all the way home. His ratings easily beat no talent stephen colbert, nice guy jimmy fallon, and wacko last placer jimmy kimmel. Wacko last placer i hope he wasnt talking about me. I think maybe this was another typo situation. I think what he meant to tweet was, i am completely devastated by the loss of life caused by this insidious virus. My thoughts are with the families of those who have passed. I pledge to spend every waking moment working to make sure our medical workers have the support they need and every american has access to tests. P. S. , congrats to greg gutfeld thats better, right . He does seem to be familiar with all the late night shows. Ive heard that if you snort enough adderall, you can watch four of them at once. The president took a field trip t
Crew. Questlove 764 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hi [ cheers and applause ] thats a great crowd. Great new york city crowd. Welcome, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] this is it, baby. Youre here. Thank you for being here. Heres what heres what people are all talking about. Some big news out of washington today. Trumps former campaign manager, Paul Manafort, was charged with fraud, tax evasion, and Money Laundering as part of the russia investigation. [ audience oohs ] i dont want to say trumps nervous, but he just hopped into a white ford bronco and took off down the highway. [ laughter and applause ] thats not good. Now, if you dont remember Paul Manafort, here he is during the campaign. So to be clear, mr. Trump has no Financial Relationships with any russian oligarchs. If thats what he said. I dont thats what i said thats obviously what the our position is. [ laughter ] jimmy ladies and gentlemen, is that th
Things, jose altuve, and musical guest elbows, featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 767, dominica. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre watching the right show. What a show we have tonight. Oh my goodness. I want to say first of all, congratulations to the Houston Astros, who won the world series. [ cheers and applause ] what a great week for our guest tonight, jose altuve. [ cheers and applause ] he is the hes here tonight. The shortest player in major league baseball. [ light laughter ] first he wins the world series, then he found out hes going to disneyworld. Then he heard that hes tall enough to ride almost all the roller coasters. [ cheers and applause ] steve almost. Jimmy almost all of them. But everyones talking about this. After the game, the Astros Carlos Correa was talking to reporters, wh
The boys from Stranger Things, jose altuve, and musical guest elbows, featuring the legendary root crew. Questlove 767, dominica. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre watching the right show. What a show we have tonight. Oh my goodness. I want to say first of all, congratulations to the Houston Astros, who won the world series. [ cheers and applause ] what a great week for our guest tonight, jose altuve. [ cheers and applause ] he is the hes here tonight. The shortest player in major league baseball. [ light laughter ] first he wins the world series, then he found out hes going to disneyworld. Then he heard that hes tall enough to ride almost all the roller coasters. [ cheers and applause ] steve almost. Jimmy almost all of them. But everyones talking about this. After the game, the Astros Carlos Correa was ta
We tell the audience dont stand out. It blocks the cameras and you guys arent listening at all. Are you . I appreciate the sentiment. We have so much to get to, starting as we often do with President Trump who has been in asia for four days. Still no Mushroom Cloud so thats a positive. Trump is in south korea right now. And part of the fun of donald trump being in a foreign country is figuring out what he is going to eat in that country. This is what was on the menu tonight. Grilled sole, fish, shrimp stir fry with noodles and korean beef served with a 360yearold soy sauce. If there is anyone who could appreciate a 360yearold soy sauce, it is a guy who likes chicken mcnuggets. But he is not there to eat. He is there to neutralize the threat. He said ultimately, it will all work out. It always works out. Yeah, right. In the movies. Lets face it. Bruce willis is not going to show up to save us. Best case, Dennis Rodman shows up to save us. [ cheers and applause ] at a press conference wi