The boys from Stranger Things, jose altuve, and musical guest elbows, featuring the legendary root crew. Questlove 767, dominica. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic fantastic. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. You made it. [ cheers and applause ] youre here. Youre watching the right show. What a show we have tonight. Oh my goodness. I want to say first of all, congratulations to the Houston Astros, who won the world series. [ cheers and applause ] what a great week for our guest tonight, jose altuve. [ cheers and applause ] he is the hes here tonight. The shortest player in major league baseball. [ light laughter ] first he wins the world series, then he found out hes going to disneyworld. Then he heard that hes tall enough to ride almost all the roller coasters. [ cheers and applause ] steve almost. Jimmy almost all of them. But everyones talking about this. After the game, the Astros Carlos Correa was talking to reporters, when he decided to make the night even more special. Watch this. And right now im about to take another big step in my life. Daniella rodriguez, you make me the happiest man in the world. Will you marry me . Oh, my god. [ audience aws ] [ applause ] jimmy thats too beautiful. It is its a good thing they won, cause his backup plan was hiding the ring in some bread sticks at the olive garden. [ laughter and applause ] and i think that thats even better. It was a great moment, but when you saw an athlete take a knee, mike pence immediately left the stadium. [ laughter and applause ] mother, come along, mother. [ applause ] stand for this riffraff. [ light laughter ] i saw that President Trump leaves for a 12day trip to asia tomorrow. He got off to a bad start when he asked, how long is the drive . [ laughter ] are we taking the choochoo or the beepbeep . [ laughter ] i love choochoos. [ laughter ] okay. Well, this is exciting. Disney Just Announced the cast for their remake of the lion king. [ cheers and applause ] keeganmichael key, love him. Beyonce as nala. [ cheers and applause ] seth rogen as pumbaa. [ cheers and applause ] but theres one guy that didnt get cast, who said that he could have played all of the characters. Donald trump. [ light laughter ] and ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Im very disappointed in you. Im really disappointed in you, man. [ laughter ] whats going on here . Whats going on here. Who are you. Who are you. I saved you. I saved you. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. [ laughter ] [ growling ] [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, come on. Jimmy i needed that. Finally, i saw that starbucks just unveiled its holiday cups, which have illustrations that customers can color in themselves. Its perfect for people who are too busy to make their own coffee at home yet, still have enough time to color in a a coffee cup. [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy wow thank you very much, roots. We have a huge show tonight. We love this man. Not only is he a great actor but hes also funny, and an author. Hes cowritten this hilarious new book called you cant spell america without me the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president donald j. Trump. Alec baldwin is here with us [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah my main man. Jimmy Kurt Andersen and alec baldwin, you cant spell america without me. I love this guy. Plus, were so excited to have them here tonight. The boys from Stranger Things are joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve come on jimmy i love those kids. Theyre awesome. Were going to catch up with them, and then were all competing in a Stranger Things themed dance battle. [ audience ohs ] and last night, this guy led his Houston Astros to their firstever first ever in the history of the Houston Astros, world series title. Hes the best. I cant wait to talk to him. Astros second baseman jose altuve is on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy altuve steve come on. Jimmy plus, we have great music oh, my goodness. Tonight theyre playing magnificent, is the name of the song. But theyre just the whole record is fantastic. Elbow, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh, theyre fantastic. And they might do a song for the web for us as well. Steve really . Jimmy yeah, im just saying. Theyre that cool. They can do that. Guys, as i said, the Houston Astros won the world series last night, and you know, i was watching the game and i always love the postgame interviews that Ken Rosenthal does. You know that guy, he has the bow tie. And he just rolls with the punches. Whatever happens to him. Watch this interview last night with the world series mvp george springer. Watch this. The astros win their first World Championship. Lets go down to Ken Rosenthal. Thanks, joe. Im here with george springer, confetti has started falling. [ laughter ] george, this is the Houston Astros first World Championship in franchise history. How do you feel . I cant describe it. I love this team. I love this city. All of our fans back in houston. This ones for you whoo actually, the astros won 101 games this season. You guys never stopped battling. What makes this team so special . You know, we never give up. [ laughter ] and i love everyone on this team. And we have the best fans in baseball. Lets talk about you. Five home runs, ties the world series record. Why were you so locked in at the plate . You know, i just tried to take good swings, ken. [ laughter ] and not get fooled. I didnt want to look like a a fool at the plate, really. Last thing you ever want to do is look like a fool out there. I didnt want to look like a a big fat jackass. [ light laughter ] actually, lets talk about the pitching tonight. Mccullers, peacock, morton, everybody contributed. What can you say about those guys . Respect. [ laughter ] so much respect for those guys. I respect them, and i know that they respect me. Deeply. Lets talk about your home run off darvish. Full count, two outs. What were you looking for . [ laughter ] i was looking for a fastball in, and i got one. And i made good contact. Really quickly, what do you think were the three keys to you guys winning game seven . Patience at the plate, thats a big one. Number two . You know, fundamentals. [ light laughter ] id say just solid fundamental baseball. Actually, whats number three . You just want to get some good wood on the ball. [ light laughter ] george, congratulations. This must feel very special. You can tell by looking at my face just how excited i am. 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If we can use dna to diagnose the rarest of diseases, imagine what we can do for the conditions that affect us all. Imagine what we can do for you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest is a a threetime Emmy Award Winner who has cowritten with Kurt Andersen this very funny new book called you cant spell america without me the really tremendous inside story of my fantastic first year as president donald j. Trump, which will be in stores tuesday, november 7th. You can preorder it right now. Everyone, please welcome the always entertaining alec baldwin, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome welcome back, alec baldwin. We love having you here. Wow, wow. Good to hear you guys. Wow. Jimmy yeah. They love you. We love you, of course. Thank you for coming here. I want to get to this book. Its super funny. I know Kurt Andersen, dont i from, is he spy magazine . Yeah, hes got that podcast on studio 360 on npr. He did spy magazine. Great writer, and he and i he wrote 99 of it. [ light laughter ] id be like, why dont you move that comma over here. Jimmy yeah, exactly well, you dont have to. You can just make it up. Just say you wrote it. How was your halloween . Halloween is so it relates to this because i always say now, my wife and i get dressed up, and we take the kids, and we got three little kids, we go down a street thats closed in manhattan where you can do the whole halloween thing, and we dressed as the wizard of oz tableau. Im the tinman. My wife is glinda. Jimmy i have a picture. Of course you do. There we go. [ audience aws ] my wife is glinda. My son leo is the cowardly lion. Rafael is the scarecrow. Carmen is dorothy. She has a toto shoved in a a little box there. Jimmy yeah. And no matter what i i mean, i could have rick baker you remember rick baker, the great prosthetic guy . He would do like the Jurassic Park he could dress me as like a dinosaur. Jimmy yeah. Id be like in full hollywood dinosaur makeup, and people still go, hey, donald trump, how you doing . How you doing . [ laughter ] President Trump. President trump. Alec. Jimmy President Trump, the tinman. [ laughter ] why are you wearing the tinman when youre President Trump . Alec jimmy alec, why would it be dorothy and donald trump. I dont understand that. Come on. Jimmy alex baldwin. President trump wasnt in the wizard of oz. What are you doing . Jimmy i didnt watch the end so dont tell me hes behind the curtain. Oh. Oh jimmy hey i love it. Thats new york for you. I mean, every year that ive been doing this crazy stuff, it just colors everything that way. Jimmy are you doing congrats, by the way, since i saw you, you won an emmy for your work on saturday night live. For doing that, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy well deserved. Gosh, you were fantastic at that. But as you know, when we do the show, Louie Zakarian and jodi mancuso do the hair and the makeup. Jimmy of course, jodi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jodi and louie jimmy louie. Won all kinds of emmys for doing the show. You win the award. You go up there. And normally, i remember who to thank. Like i kind of got that in my pocket. I know the timing. I got 45 seconds. Im going to remember. And i forget to thank louie and jodi, who did the hair jimmy hair and make up. Who did the whole trump thing. Jimmy the hair. I get it, jimmy. Its yes. Its them. I felt like a complete moron. And i dont thank them. So i come back, and i see them when i do snl after that, and both of them are like, how you doing, alec . [ light laughter ] how was your trip out to california . [ laughter ] and i go and i go, listen, im sorry, i didnt thank you, and they go, when you said that, when you were doing your thank yous to people, you know, when you didnt mention us i mean i this is jody, of course she goes, i accepted that. I understood that. Sometimes people they forget. But then you thanked she names like three people, but you thanked this one, and this one, and this one, and not us, and im thinking, youre nothing without that [ bleep ] wig, alec. [ laughter ] jimmy jodi. Jodi. Jimmy jodi, shoutout to jodi. Thats right. Shout out to louie. I promised them id come on your show, and say thank you to louie and jodi. Jimmy that is so jodi. Thats hilarious. We love her so much. Are you going to be on saturday night live this saturday . Im doing it this weekend. Yeah, were doing it this weekend. Jimmy youre going to be there . Larry davids the host. Im going to do the show. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy great, and miley cyrus. Im going as the tinman. Jimmy tell me about the book. You were telling me about this as you were writing this thing, but howd you come up with this . I love the idea. I wrote a book, a memoir that i did, and i went to this meeting that you go to like a a sales brunch, and im there with these people from barnes noble and who owns barnes noble. Like two dozen people there, whatever it is, twenty people, and they just offhandedly said, what are you doing next . And i wasnt even thinking. I go, im going to do a parody book about trump, and they all burst out into applause. So i lean over to my agent and im like, we got to get on that right away. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah. Lets jump on that. Gold. Weve got to start writing that, gold. Jimmy nice. So, kurt, whos one of the funniest, and cleverest men alive, he agreed to do this with me, and he wrote, as i said, most of it, and we its coming out election day, and this is a book about trumps first 100 days in office. Jimmy written in his voice as your trump. [ light laughter ] we all know trump is a great writer. [ light laughter ] jimmy i do love it. I love the title. You cant spell america without me. You just have to do it now when you go to book you go, well, it hits shelves on tuesday. And i was wondering if you would be interested in giving us a little reading, maybe . You want me to do a reading . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theres nothing i love more than a good reading. With that in mind, its time for the fist installment of tonight show greadings. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] okay. I am a strong believer in sitting down personally with the people who are dying to work with me, eye to eye, face to face, kick the tires, give them the smell test, and the smell part, i mean, literally. For instance, when i first met steve bannon in 2011, i thought, hey, come on the khaki slacks, and the no neck tie, and the big gut, and the spotty face, quite frankly, reminded me of the actor Broderick Crawford kind of imitating truman capote. [ light laughter ] but then i got a whiff of steve, of this certain aroma that winners have that im able to smell. Its hard to describe. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the incredibly talented young stars of the hit netflix series, Stranger Things. Season two is streaming now. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome noah schnapp, finn wolfhard, caleb mclaughlin, and gaten matarazzo. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Jimmy thats what im talking about. Look at this. Come on. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. [ cheers and applause ] its so bouncy. Jimmy its always good to see you. And were not bouncing anymore. Jimmy were not bouncing anymore. Yeah, these are bouncy chairs. Jimmy what . These are bouncy chairs. Jimmy theyre very bouncy. Yeah, mine dont bounce as much. We can do the whole thing bouncing. All right. Alright, lets settle down, kids [ laughter ] jimmy. Jimmy this is your first time, noah. Ive met these dudes before. Yeah. Jimmy but this is the first time youre here. Very excited. Jimmy welcome to the show. Im happy that youre here. Wow. Jimmy guys, ive said this before, but i think youre the best cast in television right now. Unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] i love every Single Person on the show is fantastic. Thank you. Jimmy but you guys here have such great chemistry together and awesome. You guys won the s. A. G. Award for beth ensemble, right . Yeah. Jimmy for a drama . [ cheers and applause ] what was that like, noah . Did you have fun there . That was crazy. I mean, we didnt even, like, expect no. Yeah. Wasnt that your like first award show you went to with us . No. Or no . No. But it was [ laughter ] it wasnt. Never mind. No. Jimmy no, it wasnt, yeah. No, but like, now its so cool that hes like with us now, so like, yeah. Jimmy yeah, but you guys didnt get to act together much in the first season. Like three scenes. Two scenes. Yeah. Literally two scenes. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Oh, yeah. Jimmy did you like going to the s. A. G. Awards. I did three scenes with you. Remember the bike race . Oh yeah, that was fun. Oh, yeah. Jimmy no, i think it was four scenes. [ laughter ] yeah, youre right. Jimmy, youre right. Jimmy thank you, i am right. Thank you. I appreciate that. Yeah. Youre welcome. Jimmy finn, i love you said that you were kind of shocked when you look in the audience and you see like meryl streep and taraji and everybody and youre like kind of freaking out. Youre like, wow, this is really happening. So you kind of blacked out . Its yeah, oh yeah. Totally blacked out. It was surreal because like i was hearing david harbours speech and it was super theatrical and amazing and then i see, like i see emma stone and meryl streep going, mhm. [ laughter ] and i was like, i made it jimmy i made it. Let me just show you a picture. This is a closeup of gaten and caleb. Go for it. Jimmy look at the look at you guys. [ laughter ] i got the pray hands going on. I know. [ laughter ] jimmy i you had to pray whoo im blessed. Yeah. Thank you guys. Jimmy you were. Yeah. Are you guys all real buddies in real life . No. Nah. No, we hate each other. [ laughter ] jimmy but you did hang out halloween night, though . Yeah, we did. We watched High School Musical. [ laughter ] yeah. It was weird. Jimmy wait, what . We planned on watching a a horror movie. I got a text from gaten saying, come downstairs and were gonna watch a bunch of scary movies, and i show up, and theyre watching High School Musical. Yeah. Well, heres the story behind it. The scariest movie of all. [ laughter ] sadie is a very big fan of High School Musical and so is my sister when she was younger. When she was there for when all the movies came out, so i would watching them with her, and of course the music would always be playing in my house. So sadie starts to sing it and it opened a flood gate in my brain, and all of a sudden i start singing the harmonies and the correct words and im like, i can sing this back up. I dont know the lyrics, and hes like, oh my god. I know it. And he would start singing. I meant i dont know the words. Its like catching lightning [ laughter ] im like, what in the world is happening . Jimmy i love that you all the reason no, the reason why i played basketball was because of zac efron. [ laughter ] it was troy bolton. Jimmy troy bolton, absolutely. Yeah. Do you want to see it . Do you want to see my zac efron impression . Jimmy yeah, let me see it. Sorry. Can i do this real quick . Please, please. Kay. Jimmy zac efron in High School Musical. Okay, its a lot of this. Ready . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter and applause ] so good. I want to grab him and jimmy not bad. Thats a good impression. Sorry. Its more with this, like this. Its more like i think because its not actually grabbing his head. Its like jimmy no, you dont want to mess up his hair. Yeah. Jimmy please. I got scenes to do. I got dancing to do. [ laughter ] i heard a thing on set finn that you were like very sneezy. Do you have like oh my gosh. Yeah. Jimmy yeah. Caleb, you were telling me. You can you can tell okay, first season, this is when we discovered this whole thing about him sneezing. Its the first scene where hes like, the shadow walks what is it . Grows in the wall behind you. Grows in the wall behind you. So this is finn. Swallowing in darkness. Hes like, [ sneeze ] the shadow grows on the wall behind you. [ laughter ] im like jimmy trying not to laugh . A tear comes down my eye like this. [ laughter ] the thing was is i dont like its so bad. I dont want to get out of the character to like throw off the scene but that throws off the scene even more because im like, i dont mention it. Yeah, and he tried to stay in character but it didnt go well. Yeah. So he went he didnt go, [ sneeze ] a a shadow grows he went, [ sneeze ] [ laughter ] yeah i was wideeyed. He had wide eyes. A lot of creepy stuff. He did it about like 20 times this year. Jimmy what can you say, cause no spoilers. Everyone hates spoilers but basically everyones seen it. Have you guys seen it . [ cheers and applause ] ive only seen its been out since friday. Jimmy ive only seen episode catch up whoever hasnt seen it. Jimmy ive only seen the first one. [ laughter ] catch up. Jimmy no. Jimmy yeah, i only only episode one. Only one. Jimmy yeah, only the First Episode. Catch up, jimmy. Jimmy i know, im going to catch up, but i want to like, spread it out. I enjoy it. Heres your job, get the program. Yeah, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Yeah. I understand. [ light laughter ] jimmy what can you say about this one, about season two . Theres more of you. Noah, youre tight. [ cheers and applause ] its my show, you cant clap for yourself. Hey, guys, settle it [ laughter ] dont make me turn this desk turn this desk around, yeah. Were all doing the interview like this. Jimmy see whats behind my desk, which is nothing. Oh, you know, i have a baby drake. Aw. Hey. [ laughter ] jimmy but lets get to season two. What is going i dont even know what youre talking about. Lets get to season two. Now lets okay, okay, were ready. Okay, back. Jimmy minidrake is a big fan. At the end of season one, you threw up that slug or whatever that was. Yeah. Jimmy or like a worm or something. And then it just went and then the credits came and that creepy music and it was great. This scene this scene well see. Okay. Jimmy you guys are dressed as ghostbusters for halloween. Yeah. Jimmy kind of set around halloween. Okay. Jimmy at least the First Episode was. Yeah. Yeah. Jimmy i dont know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy okay. I want to show a clip. Heres a scene from season two of Stranger Things. Take a look at this. Its, like its like, totally tubular. Totally tubular. Totally tubular. What a gnarly wave, dude. Totally, bro. Stop it youre watch it, zombie boy trick or treat, freak. [ cheers and applause ] drake jimmy you want to take care of minidrake . Hes a little nervous. Take care of minidrake. Oh no, drake. Jimmy no no jimmy you guys, season two of Stranger Things is available now on netflix. [ cheers and applause ] we are having a dance battle when we come back. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] baa baa black sheep, have you any wool . No sir, no sir, some nincompoop stole all my wool sweaters, smart tv and gaming system. Luckily, the Geico Insurance agency recently helped baa baa with renters insurance. Everything stolen was replaced. And the hooligan who lives down the lane was caught selling the stolen goods online. Visit geico. Com and see how easy it is to switch and save on renters insurance. It all started when sophia found the Perfect Little mug at marshalls. Then piece by piece, surprise by surprise, she built the greatest guest bathroom ever. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . No. But great things happen when you choose surprise. Did she expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . 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A Republican Congress once impeached a president for far less. Yet today people in congress and his own administration know that this president is a clear and present danger whos mentally unstable and armed with nuclear weapons. And they do nothing. Join us and tell your member of congress that they have a moral responsibility to stop doing whats political and start doing whats right. Our country depends on it. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome back, everybody. We are hanging out with the boys from Stranger Things right here, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] now, i know you guys all love to dance, so i think the question on everyones mind is, out of the four of you, who is the best dancer . Or performance artist. Jimmy or performance artist. Because we are actors. Jimmy yes, but tonight, youre acting like dancers. Oh, he got you there. Jimmy so lets find out who is the better dancer in a a segment called tonight show dance battle. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] now, here is the dance move generator. Youre going to take turns hitting this button, which will randomly select a neverbeforeseen dance move. Whoevers turn it is has to make up a dance for that move, and the best dancer wins. Finn, since youre the closest, why dont you go first. Lets just start the dance move generator. Here we go. I feel like yours is going to be a performance piece. Birds. Jimmy okay, yes birds. [ laughter ] toasting the waffles. Jimmy oh i thought it said toasty waffles. Toasting the waffles. Toast and waffles. Toast and jimmy you want to do toast and waffles . Like the its same thing. Jimmy okay, good. So this is finn is doing toast and waffles. Roots, can he get a beat . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fantastic. The guys a performance artist. He walked out whoo jimmy thats how you make toast and waffles in the morning . I just love that you i like that you yawned, climbed out of bed, and there was like two thawedout waffles on your already there. Jimmy i put them out last night. Did he toast him . I just saw him like do the macarena. Jimmy yeah, he wanted to do the macarena, then he ate a a sandwich. Alright, here we go. Its gatens turn. Lets start the dance move generator. Jimmy flashlight with a a mind of its own. [ laughter ] how do i do that . Jimmy so, flashlight with a a mind of its own. Gaten. Roots, give him a beat. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was awesome fantastic that is fantastic oh, now the game everyones upping their game. Noah, try and top that. Lets start the generator here. When do i press it . Jimmy whenever youre ready. I mean you can let this go for 25 minutes if you want to. Its getting a little annoying. Trying to fix an 80s tv. Do you know what a television looked like in the 80s . [ laughter ] it was like boxy. Jimmy yeah, so it was boxy. Your remember, like on set. Jimmy it was a big box, and it was like wooden, and it had two switches. Like that, yeah, it jimmy it was wider than that. Like that. Jimmy to fix it, you have to either bang on it, or put a a screwdriver in it, or Something Like that. They had channels that you could turn, and thats how you would know that it was broken. Okay. All right. Jimmy this is so sad. I really feel old. [ laughter ] welcome back to grandpas tonight show, everybody. [ laughter ] fix an 80s tv. Alright, heres noah trying to fix an 80s tv. Roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy noah its not plugged in. Its just not plugged in. Thats all you got to do. Just plug it in. Get out of here. Thats it. Jimmy get out of here. Thats all you got to do is plug the thing in. It wasnt plugged in the whole time. It was unplugged. Classic rookie mistake. Jimmy caleb, lets see if you can top that, okay . Lets start the dance move generator. That did not work out. Oh my gosh. I was trying to be cool. Jimmy no, thats all right. Breaking through the goo. Thats the the upside down, that little portal thing. That oh jimmy the sticky stuff. Oh. Oh like the little gate thing. Oh. The show on netflix. Jimmy yeah, the show. Stranger things. Jimmy breaking through the goo, roots. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that was actually a a good he messed it all around see now youre rethinking toast and waffles. Yeah, i know whats up. Alright, now listen, you guys, come on down here. Caleb, noah, gaten, finn, youre all clearly amazing dancers. What . Dancers . Jimmy why should we compete against each other when we can do one more dance together. Together . Jimmy yeah. [ cheers and applause ] im going to join you. I want to join you for the last dance. Lets do it. Jimmy i actually have an idea for this one. This is called the upside get down. [ cheers and applause ] can i have some like little music so i can talk to the guys for a second. Huddle, huddle, huddle, huddle. Jimmy huddle, huddle, huddle. Jimmy maybe, well do like move our feet like that first, and then well do the yeah this. Jimmy the Breakfast Club oh no. And then well do the bass guitar. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Which way . Which way . I dont know. That way first. Jimmy alright, ready roots . Give us oh, forgot the best part. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats all the time we have for tonight show dance battle. My thanks to finn, gaten, noah, caleb. Season two of Stranger Things is available now on netflix. Stick around. Well be right back with world series champion jose altuve [ cheers and applause ] this this this this is my body of proof. Proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. This is my body of proof that i can take on Psoriatic Arthritis with humira. Humira works by targeting and helping to block a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. Its proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage, and clear skin in many adults. 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I got a little gift for you, cause im a fan of yours. Do you know what to do with these things . Yeah, i know. [ laughter ] jimmy im going to do it as well. Mine doesnt work. Jimmy is this all right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy close enough. You brought me you brought me a gift as well. Yes. Jimmy what is this guy here . Oh. Jimmy a Houston AstrosWorld Champions hat. [ cheers and applause ] it looks good on you. Jimmy what about you . Yeah. Jimmy oh, this ones on good. This ones on a little crooked but, this one i get the most sun in my eye in this one. [ light laughter ] thats what im talking about. Jose, welcome to the show. Thank you for this. I want to i want to talk about the whole i want to talk about you for a second. First of all, ive been watching you all season long, and i love you not only because your playing is great, but also, when youre in the dugout, you seem like youre just a great dude. Youre just talking to people, youre like laughing. Youre always like, blowing bubbles and like talking to people. Im like, what is the story that hes telling . Because youre like telling stories. Youre on a show. I dont know, man. I think its because the Good Chemistry we have inside the clubhouse. You know, i feel like we all, like, were family, you know . Were not just players. Were family. And then, you know, i like my teammates, and, you know, i think with what we did last night was great. Jimmy when did you realize that you had [ cheers and applause ] when did you realize that you had a great chemistry . Like, does it just happen . I mean, you guys are kind of forced. You know what . Like i showed up to spring training early this year, and i look around and i was like, okay, somethings going on right now. You know, its not ive never been in a situation like this, and this is my seventh year in the league, but this year was a little different, you know . Like a lot of talent that we a lot of players and everything was like so good and i was like, okay, this is the year. Jimmy really . And it was. Jimmy and it was the year. Yeah. Boy, oh, boy. [ cheers and applause ] hey, im getting used to it jimmy yeah, youre getting used to new york people clapping for you, yeah. We love i love when you go and just talk to people. You talk to the other teams like youre having fun. Like on second heres you and aaron judge and everyone loves seeing you guys together. [ laughter ] it is honestly, you guys got to get a sitcom. If you dont do anything else, i want to see you and aaron judge in a commercial together. Something together. I would love to. Jimmy you have Good Chemistry with that guy. No, i mean, that guy, let me tell you something about him. Hes really good. Everybody knows that. But hes super humble too. And you know, i really, you know, like the way he plays and i really like the way he treats people. So, aaron judge, big fan, believe me. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats nice. We were talking backstage because obviously, houston had a rough year, to say the least, with Hurricane Harvey and you see what happens to a city when its just devastated by a a natural disaster, but you have to go out there and play baseball, which sounds like, oh, thats not but its kind of tough to yeah, it wasnt easy. I remember, like, we have to come back to play in houston, and we couldnt because the hurricane, and then we have to fly to tampa to play, like, home games there while people in houston were, you know, getting destroyed by a a hurricane. So it wasnt easy at all. Like, my family was there. Like, all these players families were there, and like i said, it wasnt easy. And they are the biggest reason why we did what we did last night. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love you, buddy. Congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy youre fantastic, buddy. Bring it home. Our thanks to 2017 world series champion, jose altuve [ cheers and applause ] elbow performs after the break. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause ] it all started when sophia stopped into marshalls and found a mug for surprisingly little green. She paired that with some succulents. And suddenly something clicked. That surprise led to a stylish wood mirror, soothing lavender oils, a party llama. Or is that an alpaca . Super soft towels, and an enchanting vase that magically tied it all together. She arranged it all into the greatest guest bathroom ever. Did sophia expect to get so much bang for so few bucks . No. But great things happen when you choose surprise. Marshalls. Your surprise is waiting. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights musical guest just kicked off a north american tour in support of their new album little fictions. Performing magnificent she says, please welcome elbow [ cheers and applause ] this is where this is where the bottle lands where all the biggest questions meet with little feet stood in the sand this is where the echoes slow to nothing on the tide and where a tiny pair of hands finds a sea worn piece of glass and sets it as a sapphire in her mind and there she stands throwing both her arms around the world a world that doesnt even know how much it needs this little girl its all gonna be magnificent she says its all gonna be magnificent this is where it all began to light your mothers cigarette meant i got to touch her hand and my heart there defrosting in her gaze wasnt built to beat that way suddenly i understand there on the sand throwing both her arms around the world a world that doesnt even know how much it needs this little girl its all gonna be magnificent she says its all gonna be magnificent she says its all gonna be magnificent she says its all gonna be magnificent the bottle lands the echoes slow there she stands [ cheers and applause ] jimmy elbow little fictions is out now elbow. My thanks to alec baldwin, finn, gaten, noah, caleb. [ cheers and applause ] jose altuve, keeganmichael key. [ cheers and applause ] elbow and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great night. [ cheers and applause ] i hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcerom