L. A. Clippers. Steve ballmer is here, everybody cheers and applause and then you know and love him from curb your enthusiasm, and now hes got a brandnew netflix special. Jeff garl sin on the show also on tonights episode, Bernie Sanders gets a makeover. How to make impeachment sexy. And why santa claus has no time for your broke ass. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the president ial race. This morning, former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick announced he is entering the democratic primary. And can i just say, democrats, what the bleep are you doing . laughter you dont have to keep replenishing the stock when the candidates drop out. This is an election, not sustainable fishing. There are too many people. Its nothing personal, governor, but there are already too many candidates in the race. Look at those faces. Just look at all of those faces. So thank you for throwing your hat in the ring. Now pick it back up and get the bleep out of here, man. There ar
Comedy central from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out. Wow. Wow. cheers and applause too much too much too much lets do it. Lets do it. We have two guests tonight on the show. First up, were going to be joined by billionaire businessman and owner of the l. A. Clippers. Steve ballmer is here, everybody cheers and applause and then you know and love him from curb your enthusiasm, and now hes got a brandnew netflix special. Jeff garl sin on the show also on tonights episode, Bernie Sanders gets a makeover. How to make impeachment sexy. And why santa claus has no time for your broke ass. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with the president ial race. This morning, former Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick announced he is entering the democratic primary. And can i just say,