Understand how to handle anybody. Every sentence either starts or me. Assist chotic narc narcissist. You want to talk about preexisting conditions . He has preexisting conditions. He has high cholesterol, he does not eat properly, you want to find them go to the local mcdonalds. Host we will continue with your calls throughout the morning up until washington journal and then three more hours of reaction and your comments. Lets share the comments we have andd so far from Joe Biden Donald trump. [car horns honking] mr. Biden good evening. Your patience is commendable. We knew this was going to go along, but who knew we were going to go into tomorrow morning or longer. We feel good about where we are. [applause] we really do. Tonighte to tell you that we believe we are on track to win this election. [applause] we knew because of the unprecedented early mail and votes that it was going to take a while. We are going to have to be patient until the hard work of tallying the votes is finished
To being extra cautious. But ultimately the president didnt want to put his vice poodle at additional risk. I want to thank the commission and the university of utah for hosting this event. And senator harris, its a privilege to be on the stage. Jimmy now if they could just get him to stop humping trumps leg, theyll be set. [ laughter ] the truth is a lampshade cone would have made more sense than what team pence was fighting for, which was nothing. They wanted no extra precaution. They initially said no to a divider made of plexiglass between them. Kamala wanted it. Pences team did not. Mike pence believes that if youre going to separate a man and a woman it should be from their children at the border of the united states. [ moans and applause ] this is my own staff booing me. Thank you, guillermo. [ laughter ] for just clapping at whatever i say. Guillermo youre the boss. Jimmy an aide for mike pence said the Vice President is looking forward to having a conversation about the marked
Thanks so much for being here tonight for one of the most contentious consequential and closely watched u. S. Elections in history thats right Democrat Joe Biden is fighting to unseat republican President Donald Trump and the world has its eyes on america tonight and well be following every twist and turn with our team of correspondents and experts and ill be keeping you up to date with all the results as they come in and this of course is an election played out with america in crisis mode the cold food pandemic is surging and theres a stark political divide and thats raising fears of unrest but turnout is set to shatter all records lets take a look now at deadline day for American Voters. This is what us to mock crissy looks like today huge lines at many polling stations in one of the worlds oldest and largest democracies from chile wisconsin in the north. Through the city that never sleeps. To tropical florida and the south voters seem to have shown up in massive numbers even during
Trumps presidency. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. Trevor so hows everybody feeling . Feeling relaxed, chilled out . Casually chewing your own tongue off from the stress . Because it has all come down to this and on the weekend before election day, voters got one more chance to compare the two candidates head to head. Im running as a proud democrat, but i will govern as an american president for everybody. Under biden, there will be no school, no graduations, no weddings, no thanksgivings, no easters, no christmases, and no fourth of july, other than that youre going to have a wonderful life. I will work as hard for those who dont support me as those who do support me i mean it his new deal are these sunglasses. He was very agitated, did you see him . arguing arguing airing and then two cars, honking thats the job of a president , the duty to care, the duty to care for everyone audience chanting dont tell anybody but let me wait until a little bit a
But guess what . Hundreds of parents did it anyway. They went ahead and shot it. And posted it. And, you know what . Its funny again, so we have a lot to cover tonight. And were going to put the full video on the Jimmy Kimmel Live youtube channel. But here is a taste of what the sneaky moms and dads were up to this year. I ate all of it. Yeah. And my nerds . Yeah. And my yeah. And my yeah. And my gum . Yeah. And the suckers . Yeah. The suckers . Yeah. I need more suckers, okay. Yes, yes, we will get you more suckers. She is very good with the candy brands. Very cute. For the rest of it, go to our youtube channel. Hopefully it will be a nice diversion, because 24 hours from now, our Long National nightmare will be contested for weeks. The best way to describe how im feeling right now is somewhere between Christmas Eve and the night before a liver transplant. Up in canada, theyre very busy sandbagging the border. For everyone who says theyre gonna move there . No, you are not it really i