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Room of russias main Opposition Leader Alexei Navalny just after he fell ill. And country celebration. The highlights from last Nights Academy of Country Music awards. And something thats never happened before. It was different. But first, heres todays eye opener, its your world in 90 seconds. If you are asking me, when is it going to be generally available to the American Public, late second quarter, Third Quarter 2021. President trump and the head of the cdc are disagreeing about when a Coronavirus Vaccine will be available. I think he got the message maybe confused. Maybe it was stated incorrectly. No, were ready to go immediately as the vaccine is announced. Started coming off and siding ripping. Major flooding and damage left behind in the wake of hurricane sally. This has been a lot worse than we ever thought it would be. Dramatic new video recorded on a firefighters helmet capturing just how fast the creek fire overwhelmed crews in california. The big ten conference has reversed
Thousands losing everything. The massive north complex fire scorching more than 250,000 acres, engulfing 1,000 acres every 30 minutes sending 20,000 fleeing as thousands of firefighters across the region battle the relentless flames. The blaze sending thick smoke turning the sky orange causing this apocalyptic scene in San Francisco overlooking the golden gate bridge. We are live on the scene tracking the very latest. Vaccine setback. New reports this morning on the Covid Vaccine trial freeze. A woman reportedly suffering a rare but serious spinal inflammation and as millions of students and staff head back to the classroom, parents slamming one of the nations Biggest School districts calling the first two weeks of Online Learning a disaster. Breaking his silence. Former florida gubernatorial candidate and rising democratic star Andrew Gillum speaks out on the scandal at that Miami Beach Hotel room and the night his life and career unraveled. What he says happened. Tamron hall here wit
All safe. Those are some of our top stories on this monday, august 10th. Thank you for starting your week with us. And we do begin with schools ng a as coravirus cas millionaon be Holding Classes online today and tomorrow, while the building is disinfected following an outbreak among students and staff. In bigtime College Football, the power five conferences may be considering moving their season to the spring. Meantime, the pandemic has prompted some top ncaa players to call for the creation of a union. Abcs Andrew Dymburt has more. Reporter the u. S. Now surpassing 5 million confirmed cases of coronavirus. Kansas city among nine cities warned by the White House Task force they are in danger of becoming new hot spots. Were seeing a lot of activity that has been against Public Health advice. House parties of up to hundreds of people, a lot of backyard parties. Reporter chicagos mayor threatening to shut down the lakefront, posting these images on social media after witnessing what she
That doesnt happen at 30 rock. Jimmy here is chris and his jimmy franny, franny, are you ready for the show tonight brother scott evans. We have a big show tonight jimmy where is he . Yo, come on, my man do you know who is on the show tonight . Whats up how are you . Captain america. Jimmy im great. Yes, captain america is on everything is great. The show tonight i cant complain chris evans is on the show tonight. Knock on wood, were all healthy also, we have kane brown, good together. Yeah. Music from kane brown. Jimmy and are you missing l. A. No, you like him he is good a little bit. Guess who else is on the show. Who but like were in a very nice place right now, and its just like were playing activities. Who writes elephant and piggy book . Mo willems. Were acting like were kids thats right again. Mo willems is on the show. Mario cards dont let the pigeon drive the whiffle ball, whiffle ball is the thing right now. Jimmy oh my god. Whats your pitch . Bus. I can throw a mean curveba