for: if you re obsessed with crime, it s the perfect time you ll get off scott free in every dem city and for all you squares out there stay above the fray let summarize it in a roundup way it s crime roundup thursday . greg: it s crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first let s go to the view. where i d like to report a murder. i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. which one? i may get there, i may get there. okay. check. also i thought that it was very unfair that i was not judged objectively in our disputes but rather he was always favored. hmm. no, no, no, poor thing. in lieu of flowers we sent up a gofundme page to get him a barber. but i credit the view for finally finding a guest with a bigger mustache than their panelists. they re a hairy bunch. on to california where dems just blocked a bill to make child trafficking a serious felony. why would you do that
for: if you re obsessed with crime, it s the perfect time you ll get off scott free in every dem city and for all you squares out there stay above the fray let summarize it in a roundup way it s crime roundup thursday . greg: it s crime roundup thursday. just flows right off the tongue there. first let s go to the view. where i d like to report a murder. i was fired from the five. i had a very toxic relationship with another of the cast members. which one? i may get there, i may get there. okay. check. also i thought that it was very unfair that i was not judged objectively in our disputes but rather he was always favored. hmm. no, no, no, poor thing. in lieu of flowers we sent up a gofundme page to get him a barber. but i credit the view for finally finding a guest with a bigger mustache than their panelists. they re a hairy bunch. on to california where dems just blocked a bill to make child trafficking a serious felony. why would you do that
he s not aghast we just found him sleeping in the studio. david angelo. she is so stoked hunter tried t smoker. and finally, she s cool, cool, in makes old men droll, fox new contributor kat timpf. before we get to news stories this friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. i would never have watermelo in the fridge. what a waste of space. i would have gwyneth paltrow s head. leftovers where i read the joke we didn t read this week. this is my first time reading these, so if you don t laugh, i will fire somebody. good. okay. on thursday, elon musk $3 billion spacex rocket exploded during its first effor test flight. when asked what may have gone wrong, he replied we probably made a mistake christening it with light. that was a lot of work. i got a nod from david angelo. the new york department of education says complaints about inappropriate behavior from teachers have decreased by two thirds. including sexual contact with students. in other news, mail attendance is up
modeling women s yoga pants, for all we know. yeah, in another time a biological man like greg couldn t have been hired to model women s clothes but he probably could model children s clothes at his height, let s be honest. of course we bring up children because disneyland which once considered itself the happiest place on earth is continuing its continuing quest to become the wokest place on earth. check it out. they just announced its first lgbt pride night in an effort to clap back across the country against ron desantis in an ongoing culture world against what the left says is a don t say gay bill. of course like every other story the don t say gay is a fan say. it didn t say don t say gay on any of the first six pages or the expanded bill. it just said you can t talk about the sexual identity of children because growing up we had a word who wanted to talk sex with little kids they were called pedestrian files. and desantis pulled that out of the classrooms not because he
child s happiness so how dare you suggest that cutting up kids like a thanksgiving turkey is harmful. it s page one of the gas lighting handbook. you re nuts and not them. but thankfully this delusion is now eroding. in the uk a gender identity clinic was shut down after allegedly fast tracking minorsendr transition. a new book claims the facility ignored evidence that 97.5% of the children seeking sex changes had autism, depression, or other problems that might have explained their unhappiness. because, as we all know, there s no better treatment for autism, depression and happiness than putting your privates in a blender. i m sorry, if a child wants to change genders, no doctor should say, hey, well you re the boss. that s like telling an and wrecks i can, maybe you do need to lose a few pounds and handing her diet pills. a whistle blower says children who might not be trans were collateral damaged for transphobic. if 95% are collateral damage you have worse aim than alec b