You ask me, israeli unnecessary. Matt goldich wrote a joke whose punch line is israeli unnecessary. Mothers day is this sunday. So now all i have to do is figure out when sunday is. Is today sunday . Hmm. Ceo of grocery chain kroger said yesterday that americans will have meat during the coronavirus pandemic so long as they are quote, flexible. Although isnt being flexible on meat what got us into this in the first place . So tomorrow is no socks day good, because im starting to feel creepy Walking Around the house wearing just socks and finally, Budget Airline Allegiant Air has begun offering customers free health and safety kits on all flights to stop the spread of coronavirus. That story again, some airline you never heard of is offering you more help than your president. That was the monologue, everybody. And shout out to my son, ashe, who promised he would be quiet the whole monologue and he did it good job, buddy. Thank you seth we got a great show for you tonight. She a coach on
American doctors signal caution. This morning the w. H. O. Tries to clarify. Breaking point fire 7 tablet. Class of 2020, congratulations one of the countrys biggest guys, this class in a way was born to be together and to be strong they were all born right a meat processors said the supply lot of them right after 9 11 chain is on the brink. Happened so they all feel this sense of community and just a great group just ahead the new warning to of kids. Brace for limited amounts of were really thrilled. The producer put that together, beef, chicken and pork in Grocery Stores from coasttocoast just a really sweet group of dead or alive. Speculation mounts overnight kids. Over the status of kim jongun after he misses another major they seemed like they were event. Doing service from the north koreas leader not seen publicly in more than two weeks. Well have the very latest in a live report. Stir crazy. This is something i dont think anybody, even our grandparents, can relate to in their li
Our nbc news exclusive with a top chinese official lashing out morning some governors are starting to lay out plans for reopening, in fact, their economies days and weeks ahead others are extending after the president raises the stakes demanding china stayathome orders. Compensate the world for the at least 11 states now are personally reopened. Virus. It should have been stopped we can also tell you six states, including florida, texas, and at the source, china. It should have been stopped very nevada have stayathome orders that expire tomorrow much at the source but it California Governor Gavin Newsom is announcing a four phase plan wasnt. Now we have 184 countries going to slowly reopen the state through hell. Here is what he told savannah earlier this morning on today. Just ahead, why the chinese im worried we could erase all the gains in a short period of time. Weve made so much process and are accusing the president of we dont want to run the 90yard blackmail. Dash new hope. You
Ver much with us. Months after it first arrived on our shores, it was a classic case of ready or not, as Martha Teichner will report ouile of u. Government pandemic preparedness plans. It is not as if we werent warned. By early february, the scope of this pandemic was really becoming quite clear. President trump we have it very much under control. Reporter so how did we get blindsided . We wasted almost the entire month of february doing almost nothing to get us ready. Reporter coming up this sunday morning, the telling timeline. Pauley shes already a broadway and hollywood legend, now Julie Andrews is launching a brand new podcast, aimed at encouraging children to read. This morning shell tell our tracy smith all about it. When the dog bites reporter Julie Andrews once played a character who could find her way through any hardship. Simply remember my favorite things reporter and it seems she is made of the same stuff. I really loved feeling happy and being happy, and im certainly not
Round of rebound golf, and then relax at the 19th hole. And get to know the colorful locals. Im bored. I want to do something now so call limited travel today for your home away from home inside your home. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the ice late show. Plus, stephen welcomes Daniel Radcliffe and Jonathon Karl homin and no now live on tape from a e distance, its Stephen Colbert. Hello, everybody. Welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. I am still at home, still surrounded by my family crew. My wife is right around the corner getting ready to hand me some props. My dog is what is he doing . Hes eating wat is he eating . Hes eating something. Is that paper towel . barking what is he eating . He ate something from the bathroom. Its fine. My son peter is over here. Hes my technical crew once again today. Do you want to wave hi, pete. Okay, feet tonight. Last night it was hands. Well eventually get the whole body. Now, phew, you may have noticed i am still we