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Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight finishing on a high vote. Plus, stephen welcomes South Carolina Senate Candidate Jaime Harrison. And musical guest Elvis Costello featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome to a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Ladies and gentlemen, i rarely say this, and i never mean it, but we have breaking news. Just moments before i walked into the studio im in right now, i learned something shocking. Two years ago you may remember, the New York Times published an oped called i am part of the resistance inside the Trump Administration by somebody known only as anonymous. People have been guessing who this ever since it was released. Well, this afternoon anonymous was revealed and its miles teller. Star of whiplash, the beloved fantastic four series, and the upcoming top gun reboot. I have no idea how miles teller got such intimate
Over his treatment escalates. Edelweiss, edelweiss. Tributes to the actor Christopher Plummer star of The Sound Of Music who has died at the age of 91. No, they cant, because the vice chair s here. I take charge. And the perils of parish politics. Read them and understand them meet Jackie Weaver the woman who went viral after their rather heated zoom meeting in cheshire. And coming up in sport on bbc news a fairy tale in chennai. Joe root scores a century in his 100th test appearance, as england take control in india. Good evening. Almost half the uk population 32 Million People should receive their first dose of Coronavirus Vaccine by may. The government says it expects all adults over the age of 50 as well as the clinically vulnerable and those working in health and social care to be offered their first jab by then. Almost 11 Million People have now had their first injection. The uks medicines regulator says the latest Research Shows side effects from all the approved vaccines are mi
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon join jimmy and his guests bts. Chris colfer stanley cup champions the tampa bay lightning. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi yeah, hey thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, i hope everyones doing a little better after last nights president ial debate my only wish for tonight is that you laugh at these jokes as much as joe biden laughed at president trump. [ laughter ] so you didnt what about the question i will say sir jimmy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha, h ha, ha, h ha, ha, ha [ laughter ] jimmy after last nights disaster, trump and biden both confirmed they will appear at the next debate. Meanwhile americans were like, yeah, you guys have fun with that. I cant believe theres two more of these. Its like getting Food Poisoning at chipotle, then trying to
Saying, is he all there, is he all there . And i proved i was all there because i aced it. I aced the test. And they said a female president would be too emotional. Once a month shell go crazy, they said. Could you imagine . A president who only goes crazy once a month . But without a crazy president i wouldnt be here so thanks trump tower moscow. This year has nsy ienatse. An. This year has been president ial. I started this year doing a late night set at a pizza place in jersey city. Now, here i am hosting a late night show in a vacant house. Actually, the number of people in the audience is exactly the same. Ive never hosted a late night show before so i did a Little Research and i figured out the 3 things i can do to look like a late night tv host. Number one, the point. Number two, the hand clasp. Number three, the look im explaining something. Whos ready for a deep dive on Voter Suppression . Im also excited because for the first time ever, i have my very own sidekick. Guillermo,