landmarks and he doesn t want there to be any drinking. which is outrageous on both counts. first of all, i guarantee you snooki and vinnie and jwoww and sammi sweetheart and all the rest aren t interested in going to the landmarks of florence. unless of course you re talk baying totally banging nightclub called the landmarks of florence. although now that i think of it i guess it s possible the gang might want to check out the abs on michelangelo s david because when you think of it he really is the original juicehead. but other than that i don t think there s anything to worry about. italy, your landmarks are going to be fine. as for drinking, how can you not want drinking on jersey shore ? that s like star trek without the enterprise. that s like twin peaks without laura palmer. the analogies aren t even enough. jersey shore without drinking is exactly like this. and first of all, a warning. this may be disturbingly boring to some viewers. i love you. hold it down over here
asking me about mr. anderson cooper. he called me freakishly tan and i m lucky? gotta love this man. he s got a nice tan going too, thanks, coop. first of all, i would never say that. i think she calls me anderstand because my name is anderson and i understand her. some people who said i was bashing snooki last night or looking to start a feud, for the record, though i was poking fun at snooki, of all the jersey shore folks, she s my favorite. so snooki, i appreciate your tweet. thank you for not being mad. and thank you for not having some big juicehead with bacne beat me up. a lot more ahead at the top of the hour. we ll be right back.
university. they paid snooki $32,000 for one speech a couple weeks ago. that s $2,000 more than what they re paying novelist toni morrison. i know some people are going to say, that s outrageous. but let s face it, they are both published authors, after all. who is to say one s better than the other? i let the excerpts speak for themselves. from toni morrison s the bluest eye. there is really nothing more to say, except why? but since why is difficult to hand 8, one must take refuge in how. all right, not bad. but does it show the command of the language, the nuance that s dripping from the pages of snooki s book? any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage and bacne. it s true. snooki just dropped her earring.
schoolteachers around the country are weeping right now. that s about 2,857 tanning sessions. that s just the beginning. let s talk about rutgers university. they paid snooki $32,000 for one speech a couple weeks ago. that s $2,000 more than what they re paying novelist toni morrison. i know some people are going to say, that s outrageous. but let s face it, they are both published authors, after all. who is to say one s better than the other? i let the excerpts speak for themselves. from toni morrison s the bluest eye. there is really nothing more to say, except why? but since why is difficult to hand 8, one must take refuge in how. all right, not bad. but does it show the command of the language, the nuance that s dripping from the pages of snooki s book? any juicehead will get some nut shrinkage and bacne.