landmarks and he doesn't want there to be any drinking. which is outrageous on both counts. first of all, i guarantee you snooki and vinnie and jwoww and sammi sweetheart and all the rest aren't interested in going to the landmarks of florence. unless of course you're talk baying totally banging nightclub called the landmarks of florence. although now that i think of it i guess it's possible the gang might want to check out the abs on michelangelo's david because when you think of it he really is the original juicehead. but other than that i don't think there's anything to worry about. italy, your landmarks are going to be fine. as for drinking, how can you not want drinking on "jersey shore"? that's like star trek without the enterprise. that's like "twin peaks" without laura palmer. the analogies aren't even enough. "jersey shore" without drinking is exactly like this. and first of all, a warning. this may be disturbingly boring to some viewers. >> i love you. >> hold it down over here for me. >> even if i'm best friends in the world with them, i want a room where i can bring girls back to. [ bleep ]. and i can't do that in front of sammi. >> good. what's going on? >> what's up?