Goodbye, dear friend goodbye, ill never see you again goodbye, sweet its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight donald j. Trump tweets an oomsy. Plus stephen welcomes jason segel. Jeff fager and lesley stahl. And musical guest Mavis Staples. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen i know i caught you this time. Whats going ojon . Jon whats happening. Stephen good to see you. Jon batiste, everybody. Please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. applause ladies and gentlemen a big shoutout to all our viewers in nairobi joining us tonight. I hear were huge in kenya. cheers and applause jon thats right. Stephen meanwhile, back here in the united states. Its election day. Just not the one we wish it was. Damn you, cursed monkey paw now, we tape this show early, so we dont know the results yet. Either way, im planning to upholdhe election day
Goodbye, dear friend goodbye, ill never see you again goodbye, sweet its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight donald j. Trump tweets an oomsy. Plus stephen welcomes jason segel. Jeff fager and lesley stahl. And musical guest Mavis Staples. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen i know i caught you this time. Whats going ojon . Jon whats happening. Stephen good to see you. Jon batiste, everybody. Please, have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. applause ladies and gentlemen a big shoutout to all our viewers in nairobi joining us tonight. I hear were huge in kenya. cheers and applause jon thats right. Stephen meanwhile, back here in the united states. Its election day. Just not the one we wish it was. Damn you, cursed monkey paw now, we tape this show early, so we dont know the results yet. Either way, im planning to uphold the election d
They said thats too long as they looked at a statue. They said ten years in prison, i think thats too long. Lets go home. During their convention, joe biden and his supporters remained completely silence about the rioters and criminals. Spreading mayhem in democratrun cities. They never mentioned it during their entire convention. Never once mentioned. Now theyre starting to mention it because their poll numbers are going down like a rock in water. Its too late, joe. In the face of leftwing anarchy and mayhem in minneapolis, chicago and other cities, joe bidens campaign did not condemn it. They donated to it. 13 members of joe bidens Campaign Staff donated to a fund to bail out vandals, arsonists, anarchists, looters and rioters from jail. Here tonight is the grieving family of retired Police Captain david dorn, a 38year veteran of the st. Louis police department. A great man and a highly respected man by all. In june, captain dorn was shot and killed as he tried to protect a store fro
Who refused to be silenced by the far left. This is worth fighting for. This is worth voting for. We need my husbands leadership now more than ever in order to bring us back to the strongest country ever known. [applause] brian we are coming to you live. Amazing loss is bill clinton when he walked through all those tunnels and hallways the most famous walk now is melania trumps walk down the walkway to the she knocked it out of the park. She did it in front of a live audience. Steve there she is right there. Ainsley what a story. She talked about growing up under communist regime. And she said it was always my dream to become an american. That was where. Brian i thought that was great. Ainsley land of opportunity. First lady she speaks so many different languages, english is not her first language. For her to deliver a speech that long and beautifully hats off to her. Steve the cover of the New York Post this morning it says give them mel as in melania. First lady makes impassioned pit
But our friend don trump jr. Don trump jr. How are you sir . Im doing we will great to be with you guys. You know, your speech wasnt too bad either people really, people really enjoy i cant think of a bad speech. During that convention your dads speech was absolute powerful, beautiful, magnificent, speech in the sense that it was patriotic we need patriot esm. We need americanism we need to feel good about our country the Vice President did the same everybody there, common folk up there. Of accomplish so much in our country how do you compare Republican Convention to the Democrat Convention . Well its a nobrainer first and foremost Democrat Convention was a week long i hate america never ending zoom call. It was a disaster. I mean if you like anything about your country, if you respect anything about america you know youre canceled. It was really an embarrassment ive been saying democrats have really lost their flare for production value ever since Harvey Weinstein went to prison they