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All right. Hey. All r yeahig, right now its, just me. Its me and you. Happy thursday, everyone. Y by now, yoU Probably saw a great interview with donaldr trump. Amazing, right . Grea. Right after the Show felt like i a hezbollah fighter, my phone was blowing up fel that that. But its true. In lebanon, thousands of pages and phones exploded, killings dozens of terrorists. We reached out to hezbollah leaders, but they haventhezbol returned our callsla. So President Trump was a huge hIt On the Show last night. My favorite part, of course, was the Secret Service down. H turns out i was happy to see them. Now, weve officially asked kamala to appear on our Show. Weve already promised a boxised of wine for her and an assortment of nannies for her husban boxd. Theyll probably abort it. Oh abort, the Show. No, im talking about the Show. A all right. A chinese Zoo Admittedin that their Pandaseir Pa actually painted dognds. They got the idea for a Makeup Artist at. Ide The View in your face. Rapp
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i love you, too. i love you. and i love you. happy wednesday, everyone. so one of those stories you hear about a firefighter thr who sets a fire so he can ride in and save the day, but instead the house burnsemins down. that reminds me of joe and the border mof joe a. he torches the border and now we re supposed to trust the samee suppost th guy who sts raging blaze to put it out. out.you know, it s like believig o.j. when he said he was going to find his wife s killer. he s still looking. yes, he is. he s sti.so do we give him mores and gas or look for someone with a fire extinguisher r someon and a? pulse? that s the question joe biden asked america yesterda uestioy during a speech that reminded me of winston churchillreminded, py because winston churchill is also dead. hi all indications are this bill won t even move forwardll o to the senate floor. why? a simple reason. donald trump. hecause donald trump thinks it s bad for him politically. he d rather weaponize this
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