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FOXNEWSW FOX July 5, 2024

[national anthem] [national anthem] pete: good morning, everybody. again, your photos, phenomenal. my favorite one, the flag with the moon in the middle of the day. i don t know a lot about science, but i know the moon is not supposed to be out in the middle of the day, but sometimes it is. i don t know why. maybe you can help me. [laughter] welcome to fox & friends. rachel: asking questions we can t answer. pete: there s got to be an answer. everything swirls on god s design, on everyone s pattern. rachel: i bet rick knows. pete: i m sure rick knows. will: it s got to be something with science. pete: that was a bright day with the flag and the moon was right there. i don t know if we have it will: it s disconcerting. it should be daylight, and the moon is still out. it doesn t add up. my favorite one is the one where we had the american flag in the midst of the ice and snow-covered forest because with i think it s symbolic of most of the country in the next 24-

CNNW CNN July 6, 2024

camerota starts right. now sara, hold on a sack. that was the best heckel i have ever heard. you are a loser in high school. that was so good. [laughter] you reclaimed your virginity. that is so funny. i mean it s a serious topic. he s really making light of it in an entertaining way. it was fantastic. thank you very much for that, sarah. good evening everyone. i m alison camp camerota. welcome cnn tonight. so remember that expected surge of migrants at the border? when title 42 ended? well it turns out the opposite happened. the number of migrants has dropped 50% in the past few days. but that does not mean the crisis has ended. it is just spread north. in new york, about 300 migrants are now living in public school gyms and parents are not happy. our panel has a lot of thoughts on this. plus, a security guard shoots and kills a suspected shoplifter at a walgreens downtown san francisco. shoplifting is obviously not a capital crime, so why is the dea not pressing charges

FOXNEWS Gutfeld July 6, 2024

guests. her pronouns are aloha and mohalo, former press depthsal candidate and fox news contributor, tulsi gabbard. if being handsome were a crime he d be on death row. cohost at fox and friends weekend, pete hegseth. she s so loud the nypd gave her a ticket for not having a muffler. fox news contributor, kat timf. and when he jumps in the ring they feel it from new york to beijing, my massive side kick kick aand the nba world heavy weight champion, tyrus. that s about it for me. i m pretty tired. rough week. before we get to some news stories, it s friday so you know what it s time for. greg s leftovers. m mm. greg: we should put a human head in there. i shouldn t be telling you that, i should just do it. it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this weekend. if they suck, that s not my fault. it s on you. i blame you. for the first quarter of 2023, delta airlines reported $360 million loss. if the company continues to lose money at this rate they ll be legall

FOXNEWSW Gutfeld July 2, 2024

oh, yeah. oh, happy monday, everybody. so there s a new marvel movie and apparently it. i wisharently . i haven t seen it yet because as you know, i have better things to do. the new flick is courtesy of disney, who owns the marvel cinematic universe.. but the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worseal marve. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box officegettin, because their latt offering, the marvels, was the opening for a marvel movie ever. ofn worse than iron man versus little women. e oh, they got destroyed in that. now, in this universe, wome m are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women now, i m actual w with 5:00 shadowss who can their name in the snow . but today, entertainment is now secondary to diversits wy in every cast must be as colorful as a bag of peanutpe anutm&ms and twice as nutty. nut it s the universe, according to disney. unfortunatelty y, that siverse the only universe where this is

FOXNEWS FOX and Friends Sunday June 4, 2024 11:53:00

you [laughter] will: that couple, mckenzie and justin waters, joins us now. okay, i think my first question i m supposed to ask is, justin, how did you come up with the idea of bingo? i think we just kind of mentioned it as a joke a while back and then i just kept being ridiculous on game days and predictable and using the same expressions, doing the same walkouts, clapping the same weird way and then she decided to take it a step further will: justin, you re not alone. i do the same things! [laughter] so your reactions aren t the surprising part. mcken si, i m sorry, i mckenzie, i m sorry, i meant to direct that towards you. how d you decide to turn that into bingo? we ve been watching cowboys games together for seven years, and he s been reacting that way

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