Attacked the impeachment inquiry tweeting, this impeachment nonsense is just the continuation of the witch hunt hoax. Okay, this is beside the point but witch hunt and hoax mean the same thing [ laughter ] calling the impeachment a witch hunt hoax is like calling you dumb donald trump. [ laughter ] you dont [ cheers and applause need both. According to a new poll, 50 of americans say theyre ready to elect an openly gay president if for no other reason, just to have a president whose suit fits [ laughter and applause what are you doing, man . I mean you look like a kid playing a grownup in a school play. [ laughter ] President Trump today tweeted an edited image that depicts him presenting the dog that participated in the raid on the leader of isis with a medal with the caption American Hero. Sure, you say that now, but wait til you find out that dog is testifying in the impeachment inquiry. [ laughter ] also, its a good thing they put you American Hero in there, otherwise it just looks
Oh and of course cohosting entertainment tonight. Welcome to entertainment tonight, i know were about to celebrate halloween, but christmas has come early. Thank you for joining me. Thank you for having us. Its like a dream. Its the Christmas Season and well talk about your holiday romcom in a bit. Theres big news in entertainment. Heres tonights top stories. Dramatic new video of kevin hart as the comedian breaks his silence after his terrifying crash. No matter how much you think youre in control, youre not in control. At the end of the day it can all be over. The 40yearold comedian posted this emotional twominute video late last night. Its shot documentary style and shows kevin just days after the crash in his hospital bed and using a walker. You know, when god talks, you gotta listen. Kevin spine was fractured in three pieces and you can see the scar on his back. That scar indicates to me it was a long surgery. Dr. Bal raj says kevin is lucky to be alive. He has a long road to go t
I told you wed be back. Thank you for watching at home. Thank you, relax. Thank you, thank you. Sit, sit, thank you. Thank you. Well, this is our Opening Night from the large and luxurious Howard Gillman opera house at the Brooklyn Academy of music. We are in brooklyn again. [ cheers and applause ] this is our fifth time here at b. A. M. This is our second home. This is my maralago in a way. [ laughter ] of course no visit to brooklyn for us would be complete without everyones favorite security guard, guillermo. Say hello to guillermo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] where is guillermo . Where the guillermo, where are you . [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh. The beautiful guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo. What are you supposed to be . Guillermo Staten Islands fairy, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, the Staten Island fairy. Guillermo thats right. Jimmy i hope you wear that out tonight. Guillermo i will for sure. Jimmy youve been here since thursday night . Guillermo friday
And ive got to say, he is the last person i ever expected to say, no means no. [ laughter ] the Washington Post published an article today about a Republican Group in pennsylvania that is working to get the Amish Community to vote for President Trump. And if theres anybody you might be able to convince, its people without tvs or twitter [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause hey, i mean yeah, from the picture, he looks like a good guy. [ laughter ] former Vice President joe biden today publicly came out in support of impeaching President Trump. Thank you for finally joining us i mean [ laughter ] biden is like that friend who doesnt go to the party but keeps calling to find out who is there. [ laughter ] yeah, a lot of people is elizabeth there [ applause ] what about kamala . Yeah, maybe ill come. First Lady Melania Trump held a ceremony at the white house yesterday to break ground on a new tennis pavilion. Thats just how far shes willing to go to hear someone say the word love. [ audienc
The mainstream media, these people back here, they are the worst. They are so dishonest. When you get your feelings hurt by somebody you love, think a minute before you cry and moan about your own feelings. They call her pocahontas. You think all indians are the same . We had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you have ever seen. Control your weight. Dont let it control you. Everybody loves me. Everybody loves me. Have you ever wanted to believe in something, even though you knew it couldnt be true . Do whats right, and you cant go wrong. Take it from me. Mr. T its the late show with Stephen Colbert. The best of season 4, the greatest season 4 of all time. Tonight, too much monologue. Plus stephen welcomes famous people, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause hello there, america welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is so great