By Cynthia Erivo from the color purple featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs band playing stephen hey thank you so much you look good, you look good. cheers and applause jon wow, i like the haircut you look so good stephen hey thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you up there, down there, everybody out there in the world welcome welcome to the late show thank you so much welcome to the late show, everybody im Stephen Colbert, and continued cheering and this is my summertime haircut. Thank you so much for being here. I i jon i like it stephen you like the new haircut . Jon yeah, i like that. Stephen its a little short, a little short. Im aerodynamic, for the rest of the summer. Okay, helps with the swimming. I went to the this weekend and i just went and got my haircut where my kids got their haircut. I just said, to hell with it, ill get in next.
Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey, whats going on good to see ya hey welcome to the late show, everybody cheers and applause thank you so much thanks, everybody welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Im incredibly happy to be with you folks tonight. Im going to start the show tonight guns blazing. Specifically, j. K. Simmons guns. Have you seen this photo . Hes absolutely ripped. Apparently j. K. Stands for jesus krispie kreme, look at his biceps jimmy, can we put that back up there . That man is 61 years old. Unbelievable. It is a relief to know i can wait ten more years until i start exercising. I was going to go tomorrow, but i thought, ive got ten more years. Ill have the pie, thank you. But heres whats bothering me about this. Simmons is training for his role as commissioner gordon in the new Justice League movie. So now even the supporting characters in superhero movies need to get ripped . I cant wait to see aunt mae with a 20 inch neck. I think this is for commissi
By Cynthia Erivo from the color purple featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you so much cheers and applause wow, i like the haircut stephen hey thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you up there, down there, everybody out there in the world welcome welcome to the late show thank you so much welcome to lat the late show, everybody im Stephen Colbert, and cheering and this is my summertime haircut. Thank you so much for being here. You like the new haircut . I like that. Stephen a little short. Aerodynamic for the rest of the summer. Helps with the swimming. I went this weekend and i just went and got my haircut where my kids got their haircut. I just said, to hell with it, ill get in next. Got in a little boat, they gave me the game to play with. Barely cried for the whole thing. laughter its going to be a fantastic summer unless you care about the election
Show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey hey nice to see you. Thank you for being here hey, paula cheers and applause Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thanks, everybody. Thanks so much. Welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Thats awfully nice of you. Anyboyd watch the bachelorette last night . I dont watch the bachelor, you dont like watching women treating each other poorly on camera but i love the bachelorette if you like greased up meat slabs who get out of a limo, who look like they were just doing pushups just before, that was my idea of entertainment. Whats up, bro . Whats up . Hey, whats up . Why tonight you back off, bro okay . Bro, why dont you back off . All right. Whos out there with donna, okay . Is that curt . laughter what a douchebag. No, why dont you back off. I could watch that all summer long. applause hey, hey, skew excuse me, excus. Excuse me, diewld, were talk
Pretty hard. Stephen thanks for sharing that story with me, alexander. Just alex. Tonight stephen welcomes, Alexander Skarsgard, natasha leggero, and ziggy marley. Featuring now its time for the late sho e late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs band playing late show theme cheering and applause cheering and applause Stephen Stephen thank you so much thats good thank you very much. Thats very generous of you. Please sit down. I think ive sucked enough of your life force out of you for now. Welcome to the late show, im Stephen Colbert. Hell of a game last night. Everyone see it . If you didnt, the Cleveland Cavaliers beat the Golden State Warriors in game seven to win the nba championship woooooo cheering and applause stephen and hold on. For all my golden state fans out there, wooooooooo. You didnt watch you watched . I watched. I love the game. Stephen basketball had to win. For reasons of ratings, i dont want you to tell us. I was happy with the outcome. Stephen i