By Cynthia Erivo from the color purple featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey thank you so much cheers and applause wow, i like the haircut stephen hey thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you up there, down there, everybody out there in the world welcome welcome to the late show thank you so much welcome to lat the late show, everybody im Stephen Colbert, and cheering and this is my summertime haircut. Thank you so much for being here. You like the new haircut . I like that. Stephen a little short. Aerodynamic for the rest of the summer. Helps with the swimming. I went this weekend and i just went and got my haircut where my kids got their haircut. I just said, to hell with it, ill get in next. Got in a little boat, they gave me the game to play with. Barely cried for the whole thing. laughter its going to be a fantastic summer unless you care about the election, because this is crazy i dont know where to begin according to the washington post, abc news Cheesecake Factory poll, voters favor donald trump over Hillary Clinton 46 to 44 . audience reacts but how do you feel about it . laughter okay. 4 to 44 . If you do the math, that only adds up to 90 . The final 10 just kept whispering kill me. laughter cheers and applause stephen and then Bernie Sanders burst out of their chest laughter thats not a real impression of Bernie Sanders. Doesnt seem like him at all. Polls also show that trump and clinton are the two most unpopular likely president ial nominees in the history of the poll. At this point, any third candidate would be more likeable than these two. We could be looking at president bedbugwithamanbun. laughter i should have gone for that. I should have gone for the man bun. I could have done that. Thats a pretty good luck. So clinton and trump are already attacking each other, which is going to make things really awkward when she attends his next wedding. laughter this time, theyre attacking each other over guns. On friday, trump was endorsed by the National Rifle association, who said in a statement, guns following this endorsement, trump gave a speech to the group, where he promised to do away with gunfree school zones. Hillary clinton expressed her outrage, then trump expressed his outrage at her outrage on fox and friends, clarifying his position once and for all. I dont want to have guns in classrooms, although, in some cases, teachers should have guns in classrooms, frankly. Stephen so, no guns in classrooms unless guns in classrooms. Settled i think we just heard Donald TrumpsEducation Plan kids will learn math by counting how many different positions he takes in one sentence. And the idea of Arming Teachers applause and the idea of Arming Teachers isnt new. A lot of people say teachers should have guns, or tasers, or some kind of weapon. Basically, anything except a living wage. cheers and applause so trump doesnt think guns should be allowed in classrooms, but does think teachers should have guns. Therefore, he thinks teachers should not be allowed in classrooms . It has to be what it means, you know. Jon Something Like that. Stephen come to think of it, we should have seen this coming. I love the poorly educated. Stephen ha ha he might be president. laughter in other unexplainable news, it was Just Announced that theyre going to make a movie based on the video game tetris. That is true. If youre not familiar with tetris, imagine different shaped blocks, and thats it. And get this, the tetris film may be part of a trilogy, which is good news itll give them a chance to deal with all those unanswered questions, like why . And seriously, why . But ive got to say i was curious how they would add drama to slowlymoving multicolored blocks, so we here at the late show have secured an exclusive live clip from the upcoming tetris movie. Take a look. I dont care what our families say, we belong together. Make love to me now oh. Oh thats nice. Im going to go like this oh my all right, come on, all right, all right. Oh, yes, yes, yes take me to a tetristown oh, yes daddy like daddy like oh, yes keep going keep going cheers and applause stephen thank you. Stephen its like fifty shapes of grey. laughter say hi to john batiste and stay human, everybody. cheers and applause stephen i think i would watch that movie. Ive got to tell you, ive said this here and on other shows. Man, i am worried about print media. Seems like these days we lose one National Publishing treasure after another. Gourmet is gone. Details is gone. Rolling stone has gotten so shrunken and thin that it was mistaken for one of the rolling stones. laughter and now, the unthinkable has happened victorias secret has killed off its famous catalogue what what audience reacts no i was almost done browsing they made the decision after they eliminated the catalog in two significant markets for a year and didnt see any meaningful change in sales. Well, obviously, if the catalogues not boosting sales, you get rid of it, right . Come here you idiots dont you see dont you see it was never about sales it was about. You know what it was about these women did nothing to deserve this they are angels or maybe, sexualized geese . Its hard to tell sometimes. Besides, eliminating the victorias secret catalog is just plain unamerican. This is true because porn is banned, every sailor on u. S. Aircraft carriers receives a victorias secret catalogue. And it aint to buy a macrame crop top. What are they gonna look at now . The Restoration Hardware catalog . Although, ive got to say, i like the figure on those vintage hourglasses. I doubt id last an hour. Okay. Doesnt mean anything. That means nothing. Legally, i need to inform you that that joke meant nothing. laughter clearly, this is going to be tough on the sailors. And this wednesday marks the start of fleet week here in new york city. So i am going to show my support by leaving all my old victorias secret catalogs outside the studio on 53rd street for any sailor to take for free. Theyll be in a Cardboard Box that, years ago, i labeled hannukah decorations. applause its not just fleet week, its College Graduation season. The time of the year when the highly educated think to themselves, which side does the little tassely thing go . Universities everywhere are prepping for the big day mowing the lawns, quadding the quads, and covering the confederate statues. So far, graduates have already heard commencement speeches from Cheryl Sandberg at berkeley, president obama at rutgers, and Lin Manuel Miranda at the university of pennsylvania. Unfortunately for the kids at penn, tickets to his speech are sold out until 2018. But theres one person the students havent heard from yet. A pillar of quiet dignity and strength, who everyone admires tony stark. But tonys not real. So he asked me to do it. This is Stephen Colberts the late shows 2016 commencement speech. cheers and applause thank you. Students, the band, distinguished members of my audience. I have the honor of addressing you today, to share those Precious Pearls of wisdom i have stolen from the sea of experience. As you go forward into your lives and careers, remember to be proactive. Dont wait for things to happen. Make them happen. If you want a certain job, go out there and kidnap the person whose job you want and assume their identity. Get their haircut. Learn their family members names. Dont forget that you control your destiny. A full and satisfying life is made up of good choices. So choose to win the lottery. Your future is unlimited. Dont settle for less than the best. Unless youre 26 and not married and dont have the career of your dreams yet. Then just go with the first person you make eye contact with at the bar. Its not going to get any better and lets face it, youre such a great catch . Come on. And take it from me your health is your greatest asset. If you have an open face wound, do not stick your head in an aquarium because you will get an infection. I learned that one the hard way. Also, the easy way. Of course, none of this will mean anything without friends and family. No matter how busy life gets, always stay in touch with the people who matter to you. And also meticulously catalogue the people who have wronged you for they will pay. They will pay. cheers and applause let your spirit soar dance like no one is watching because you never know when youll get laid off and have to turn to adult dancing, and you dont want to work the pole selfconsciously. It cuts down on the tips. Get amazon prime. Twoday shipping, movies, photo storage. You cant go wrong. Remember that it is important to plan for the future. Have your head cryogenically frozen when youre still young and attractive. Dont be afraid to take risks. For example, im going to tear up my speech and just speak off the cuff. Soup. Floor. Person. Other part of floor. That reminds me, always bring a backup copy of your speech. And finally, if you ever get in a jam in your life and dont know how its going to end remember you can always throw to commercials. Well be right back with emilia clark. cheers and applause usic sex machine by james brown youd do that for me . Really . Yeah id like that. Who are you talking to . Uh, its jake from state farm. Sounds like a really good deal. Jake from state farm, at three in the morning . Who is this . Its jake from state farm. What are you wearing jake from state farm . Uh, khakis. She sounds hideous. Well, shes a guy so. Another reason more people stay with state farm. Get to a better state. The seal you can trust. With stain and sealer in one. And easy to choose colors. Exceptional beauty and protection have never been easier. Thompsons waterseal stain and sealer. Available at national retailers. How are you doing today . Thats how i am. American express presents the blue cash everyday card with cash back on purchases. My only concern is that this is where we put food. A dogs foot is cleaner than a humans mouth. Thats what they say. Is it . Cleaner than my mouth. Get cash back with american express. cheers and applause stephen you all know my first guest as the mother of dragons on game of thrones. Starting next friday you can see her in the mother of all love stories, me before you. You wouldnt have those breasts so near to me if i wasnt in a wheelchair. You wouldnt be looking at these breast ifs youd been in a wheelchair. Of course i would. No, you would be looking at the blondes the ones you can smell with expense accounts, and over there serving drinks. Am i right . Yes, but i wasnt asked. laughter youre the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning. Stephen please welcome emilia clark cheers and applause hi cheers and applause stephen i really enjoyed our puppy time together. I enjoyed it, too. I really that was amazing. That was like a birthday present or something. Stephen one of my favorite things was you have beautiful shoes on right now. Yeah. Stephen and god knows what those things cost. We will, still have the nick stephen the puppies tore into it. Right. Stephen but they were chewing on those shoes. I dont think weve got the budget to replace those shoes. Neither do i. Thankfully, theyre okay. The stylist isnt watching, i hope. Stephen congratulations on the movie. Thank you so much. Stephen im not sure if im totally prepped for it because i understand its like an eighthankie movie, right . For you, maybe ten. Stephen im water works. At t commercial, and im weeping. Well maybe more than eight. Stephen let me ask you a game of thrones question. Okay. Stephen very serious. Okay, tell me. Stephen two weeks ago spoiler alert stephen two weeks ago you brought the hurt to the cows by setting fire to all of them and theyre merging from the fire since youre fireproof, your character is. Yes. Stephen you emerged with all your clothes burned away and you decided not to use a body double. Was that important to you . Well, there is lots of reasons why a lot of actors would definitely use a body double, but for me, i did it before in season one and people like to talk about it, so i just want to do an empowered scene which wasnt sexual, it was naked but it was strong. Stephen youre kicking ass. Exactly, yes. Stephen youre kicking ass naked. Im kicking ass naked. Stephen your character is a real badass now. If you do it without any clothes, youre a real badass. Stephen youre doing it without clothes and dragons. Do you feel like a badass yourself . Do you have any of that in you yourself . Sometimes yes. Sometimes no. laughter stephen i got that down. laughter one of the things i have to ask you about is a new character was introduced last night on game of thrones. Mmhmm. Stephen and it is a penis on the show. Yeah. Mmhmm. Yes. I did it. Why cant the boys do it . Stephen thats nice. It was full on, undercarriage and everything. I think they heard me. Stephen i think, too. Total equality. Stephen yeah. There we go stephen i would like to see that emerge from a flaming tent. Wouldnt we all if i think that would be a trick. Stephen when you walk down the street, do people treat you like you are denarius trigarion no. Stephen people dont treat you like a queen . No. Im not very recognizable without the wig. Stephen of course, thats it. Yes. So i look a bit different nu well, the eyebrows are a help. They are a help. Stephen you have beautiful eyebrows. Thank you so much. That was the beautiful thing about me before you was i was free of the wig for a minute and i was able to kind of be slightly more expressive with my eyebrows, which i dont use as much youre like where are you going with this . laughter stephen can you wiggle your eyebrows and do any of this stuff . Yeah, i can. You can really do those. Stephen wow, thats really good. Thats very nice. This is what we learn in drama school. Stephen exactly. Did you go to drama school . Yes. Stephen have you done shakespeare and the classics . Yes. I did all that. I did it but i didnt get to play juliet or the kind of sort of ethereal characters. I got, like, the jewish grannies. Stephen seriously . You did a jewish granny. Yeah, yeah. I work too hard all my years to be treated like dirt. Stephen youre very good with accents. Thank you. Threw my back out with that one. Stephen im from the south south of america. Youre from the south stephen you do a southern accent, too . Im if that accent right now im in that accent right now. Maybe its real bad. applause stephen no, its good. Where are you from . Stephen south carolina. Youre in appalachia. Appalachian mountains, thats right. Stephen youre right in there you get in the pickup truck with me, well go. Sure thing stephen in me before you, who goes wil before the other person . Whos the me and whos the you . I think its whoever youre interviewing, really. Its me before sam and sam plays in the movie. If it was sam, he would probably say it was the other way around. Stephen this is a real tear jerker based on the book by jojo. Yes. Stephen its about a woman caring for a paraplegic and they fall in love. Its a believing love story with an empowering message and an important one as well. Stephen seriously, i have to brace myself for the flood of tears. Oh, yeah. I mean stephen when youre shooting, it is like that, too . Is it like i dont know how im going to get through the scene. Yeah, there was a whole day we cried, me, sam, everyone. We had fun. Stephen that was a fun scene we just saw. That was my happiest scene. Stephen then its all downhill laughter no, its loads of fun. It really is a funny movie. That particular scene, i got to drive the wheelchair afterwards because im sitting on his lap. And i got to drive it. Im doing that because its for control, thats what i do, and almost took out a camera, so i couldnt drive it anymore. Stephen i havent seen it yet because i have to brace myself for it, but what do you think the message of the movie is, like what is a life worth living . Yeah, pretty much. Its got a really sensitive topic at the heart of it which definitely makes everyone whos seen it so far kind of look at their own life and see how they might be able to live it fuller and more boldly, which is one of the biggest kind of messages in the book and in our movie as well. Yeah, ah shucks stephen no, no, not at all. Its a perfect message. More puppies. Yes, more puppies. Stephen emilia, thank you so much. Thank you, thank you stephen me before you, in theaters next friday. Emilia clark, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause the new ford escape. Life is a sport. We are the utility. Be unstoppable. How do you choose a mcpick 2 . Et a mcpick2 are you a beardstroker . Or a visualizer . Perhaps youre a handwarmer. A lippursing eyebrow shifter. Or maybe a doalittledancer. However you choose, get just what youre craving with a mcpick 2. Lemme get a mcpick2 for a limited time, choose any two mcdonalds classics for five bucks. 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If i had another baby, i would name it starbucks. You guys like starbucks . cheers and applause i enjoy it. Incidentally, after the show, if youre looking for the closest starbucks, just go. Any direction. And now, starbucks has an app, where you can have the complete starbucks experience from your own phone you can order ahead of time, pay ahead of time, and i assume, stare at racks of norah jones albums wondering, who buys cds . But this convenience comes at a price. According to the wall street journal, Customers Using the app miss the old days of baristas misspelling their names. Starbuckss greatest strength has always been being bad at names. This is the company that named their shortest drink tall. One customer, named aaron rodriguez, told the journal that when he goes to starbucks, instead of aaron with two as im constantly getting erin on the cup or aron. Thats one little thing i do miss when i use the app. I hear ya, aaron. My names stephen and every day my coffee cup has my assistants name on it. What gives . laughter not anything like my name. No, no. People are nostalgic for the artisinal, handmade, namegarbling of yore. As one customer said, sometimes the barista would include a smiley face on the cup. It makes that trip to starbucks more personal. And when you visit your multinational coffee conglomerate, you want to feel like family look, i understand its fun. But to the wall street journal and any people who are upset about losing misspelled names, i have to break it to you this isnt really something to worry about. There are actual Serious Problems in the world. Let me explain a real news story that you really should be concerned about in a way that might draw your interest. In the middle east, theres a terrorist group called isis, who have been taking over syria, and recruiting more and more jihadists over social media like twitter. This has lead millions of refugees to flee to europe and some even want to come to the u. S. Which has lead to a call for a ban on muslims from the republican president ial nominee, tangerine poopbucket. cheers and applause well be right back with Shiri Appleby cheers and applause i drive to the hoop. I drive a racecar. I have a driver. His name is carl. But thats not what we all have in common. We talked to our doctors about treatment with xarelto®. Xarelto® is proven to treat and help reduce the risk of dvt and pe blood clots. Xarelto® is also proven to reduce the risk of stroke in people with afib, not caused by a heart valve problem. For people with afib currently well managed on warfarin, there is limited information on how xarelto® and warfarin compare in reducing the risk of stroke. You know, taking warfarin, i had to deal with that blood testing routine. I couldnt have a healthy salad whenever i wanted. I found another way. Yeah, treatment with xarelto®. Hey, safety first. 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With xarelto® there is no regular blood monitoring and no known dietary restrictions. Treatment with xarelto® was the right move for us. Ask your doctor about xarelto®. Usic sex machine by james brown cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody my next guest tonight is the star of the critically acclaimed lifetime series unreal. I also want to introduce you to london. She is our super sexy pakistani woman who might have distant links to osama bin laden. No, now she does. Absolutely. Thats what i was thinking. We have ruby. She takes angry black women to level of blinding rage. Oh. Mmhmm. Nicely done, so her with the bikini girl, genius. Stephen please welcome Shiri Appleby cheers and applause thank you for being here stephen well. Well stephen this though is creating this show is creating quite a stir because, for the people who dont know yet, unreal is basically backstage of Something Like the bachelor of the bachelorette, right . Its a behind the scenes of how a show like that is actually made. Stephen do you watch reality shows . Absolutely. Do you watch reality shows . Stephen i watch some reality shows. Theyre not on cbs, so i cant say. Okay. Stephen legally, i cant say. Understood. Stephen why do you think we like reality shows so much . I think its so fun to watch a train wreck. Stephen why do we want to see it in a reality show as opposed to see somebody write a train wreck. Your show is great but its a written train wreck. Thats true. Its fun to watch peoples lives fall apart because it makes us feel better about ourselves. Stephen that says terrible things of us as human beings. Thats right, america loves it. Stephen we dont want to think of ourselves as bad people. We say, at least im not those people on tv, right . Thats exactly why we liked it. Stephen this show was created by somewoul someone whor the bachelor for nine season . So this is real. Ive heard from some reality people that it should be called real. Stephen when you first started watching reality shows, did you think they were real . Sure, thats how theyre sold and the story lines make sense. Stephen but theyre not real. I may a character whose job it is to manipulate the contestant. I say crazy things to them to get reactions. Stephen for instance . Are you about to mess with me . Do you want me to . Stephen please, do. If you were a contestant, i would say, stephen, i was at the peabodys stephen your show won a peabody. Yes. Did your show win a peabody . Stephen i have four peabodys actually. When i was there saturday, i met jon stewart. Stephen hes a great guy. He is. He pulled me assayed and i dont want to say, the but he was telling me some things about you. Stephen what did he say . Okay, well laughter i want to tell you because i feel really close to you. Stephen yes. But, please, i really dont want to hurt your feelings. Stephen you wont hurt my feelings at all. What did he say . He said youre kind of a slut. audience reacts applause stephen, he actually said that you have like an s. T. D. Stephen well, he should know. laughter he should know. Well, if you see that whore ill tell him. Stephen you tell him hes my favorite bitch. applause you just took me on a rollercoaster ride. But i would be drunk on an actual show. If i was one of the bachelor or bachelorettes, i would be hammered on cheap chablis for hours before you came and manipulate me. We would plow you with alcohol, say mean things to you, lock you in a room. Stephen theyre in the alrude to do this at gitmo. This is what our show is like. Its a lot of fun. Stephen these are the way the shows are like. People think theyre behaving real but they have been psychologically tortured into this behavior. That is correct. Stephen congratulations. They won a peabody. Stephen i know. We glossed over that but you won a peabody. We won a peabody. Stephen thats better than any other award, better than an emmy not better than a grammy but its great because its for excellence, for doing something new is interesting, and the show is such great commentary on what we all take as just a form of entertainment which is just a form of manipulation and torture. Stephen and abuse. Yeah. Stephen its doing great things for you. Having the best time. Stephen so nice of you to be here. So nice to be here, thank you. Stephen season 2 of unreal premieres june 6 on lifetime. Shiri appleby, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause you know we said wed take a look at our Retirement Plan today. Not now im cleaning the oven yeah, im cleaning the gutters washing the dog washing the cat well im learning snapchamp chat. Chat changing the oil. vo its surprising what people would rather do than deal with retirement. Pressurewashing the. Roses. Aerating the lawn vo but with nationwide its no big deal. Okay, your Retirement Plan is all set. Nationwide . Awesome. Nice neighborhood. Nationwide is on your side got two jobs to paye a mortgage, and ive also got a brain. Lifes short, talk is cheap. Ill be working while you sleep. Still dont think ive got a brain . I took two bullets in the chest. Got three kids, i never rest. So yeah, ive got a brain. A degree is a degree. Youre gonna want someone like me. But only if you have a brain. music fades out never underestimate the power of energizer. Our longest lasting energizer max ever. cheers and applause it the death spiral. Alls i call it living the dream. American express presents the blue cash everyday card with cash back on purchases and no annual fee. Get cash back with american express. With cash back on purchases and no annual fee. Wheall i can think abouthit, is getting relief. Only nicorette mini has a patented fastdissolving formula. It starts to relieve sudden cravings fast. I never know when ill need relief. Thats why i only choose nicorette mini. 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Im gonna take a deep breath gonna hold my head up gonna put my shoulders back, and look you straight in the eye im gonna flirt with somebody when they walk by im gonna sing out. Sing out i believe i have inside of me everything that i need to live a bountiful life with all the love alive in me ill stand as tall as the tallest tree and im thankful for everyday that im given, both the easy and hard ones im livin but most of all im thankful for loving who i really am im beautiful yes, im beautiful, and im here cheers and applause stephen Cynthia Erivo the color purple is playing at the bernard b. Jacobs theatre on broadway. Well be right back. They go ooh ooh. Hey they go ohoohooooh. Sitting, watching, waiting, wishing. I tell you one thing, you never knew it. At the back of the bus there is so much to give, so dream big. Yeah. And when they screaming get out, get out. All i wanna hear is get down, get down. Yeah. And when they screaming get out, get out. All i wanna hear is get down, get down. Get down, get down. As an educator, its all about connections. Youre not just in the classroom; youre part of the community. You meet these tiny kids every year, and you help them learn and grow. But you also get to know their families, and over the years they become a part of your life, and you become a part of theirs. When you build those connections, you can accomplish some Pretty Amazing things. Im Jackie Kruzik and im proud to be a new jersey educator. Stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when my guests will be sean hayes, brooklyn decker, and lewis black. Now stick around for james corden and his guest, john leguizamo. Goodnight cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org reggie are you ready to have some fun dont you worry bout its the late, late show ladies and gentlemen, all the ladies and gentlemen, all the way from