Announcer march 15th, 2016. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. [ cheers and applause ] trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everybody. Thank you so much. Tc our guest tonight, im really excited for this, the New York Times columnist and coauthor of the book indentured, joe nocera is joining us, people [ cheers and applause ] so, tonight, were going to talk about unforced errors. Also known as whoopsies. Goofemups, or one Great American philosopher puts it [ laughter ] did i do that . You see, sometimes you get so in your head about winning, that you psych yourself out. It happens a lot to athletes under pressure. Like when shaq would miss his freethrows or Peyton Manning threw that pass over the fence into oldman witherbees yard, yeah, remember that, and they had to end the game in the third quarter, because that place is haunted, yo. Unforced errors, also a big hazard in politics, especially for president
In your head about winning, that you psych yourself out. It happens a lot to athletes under pressure. Like when shaq would miss his freethrows or Peyton Manning threw that pass over the fence into oldman witherbees yard, yeah, remember that, and they had to end the game in the third quarter, because that place is haunted, yo. Unforced errors, also a big hazard in politics, especially for president ial politics. For example, democratic frontrunner, Hillary Clinton. Here she is yesterday defending her run in the ousting of moammar gadhafi. Is libya perfect . It isnt. But did they have two elections that were free and fair where they voted for moderates, yes, they did. Yes, i mean, libya was a different kind of calculation. And we didnt lose a Single Person. Trevor yes, libya may be a disaster. But according to hillary, one major upside is that no american soldiers were killed overthrowing gadhafi. Or because clinton said, we didnt lose a Single Person in libya, it allows an opening for t
You know what that means. I almost forgot, its tampon tuesday. At least these the ones without applicators. Oh, my god. I cant believe i almost forgot. Now, of course sorry. Every tampon tuesday the the nightly show covers the latest in tampon news. But first trying to get a brother just to cover tampons is enough, right. Tampon tuesday theme song. Take it away, grace. Ob, kotex, tampax pearl dont you worry we got you girl. Cause youre a goddess, a princess, we know youre a queen and were talking about feminine hygiene. Tampon tuesday, yall. [cheers and applause] larry all right. Okay. So you might be asking, larry why is there enough lady napkins to cover the longrunning weekly segment. New york and 39 other sales impose sales taxes on Feminine Hygiene Products but exempt rogaine and condoms. Larry is that surprising to anyone that in a country founded by men, run by men the tax code doesnt protect womens necessities but does protect men trying to grow hairy dongs and wrapping that ne
In benghazi . Trevor hmm, really, hmm, ah, hmm. [ laughter ] hillary you walked right into that trap. How could you not see it coming . Conservatives love blaming hillary for benghazi. They push benghazi like an italian waiter pushes parmesan. Thats enough. Thats enough. Im good. [ laughter ] yeah, i said when. I said when, like, long no, like, no, thank you no, thank you. Im really done. Yeah, thats yes, thats no, i dont want no, thank you, im fine. [ laughter ] no, i dont want pepper, thank you. Now, luckily for clinton, benghazi is not an issue that will hurt you with democratic voters. But she still has to be careful about making that type of unforced error on issues that her supporters actually care more about. You know, and avoiding those mistakes should be very easy. So easy, in fact, we turn it into a new segment. Welcome to this it should be easy, people, where it seems easy, because it is [ laughter ] our contestant tonight is the candidate for president and exfirst lady, mak
Kill him. The only thing missing was a yawn yawn i dont know, we might have to kill him. You do know youre talking about murder. A little too casual to say those words. Now if youre going to give trump the benefit of the doubt, youd assume hed disavow this guy immediately. Its possible you could help him with legal fees if this man needs it . Trump ive actually instructed my people to look into it, yes. Larry ooh, i hope its the same people who were looking into obamas birth certificate for trump, because those people are horrible, which means that racist cowboy is going to jail for a long time. laughter and this incident is not just isolated to old racist cowboy. It seems to be a trend. Oh, oh, oh larry this is becoming violent. There is pushing and shoving going on. I have never seen anything like this. Larry this is reaching a boiling point. Which isnt shocking since, we all know the Trump Campaign is being run by ghost of George Wallace and a toddler with a poopy diaper. laughter t