Welcome to the the nightly show. I appreciate it. Very nice. We have a great show for you guys tonight. Jussie smollett from empire. First, guys, we have to talk about a bizarre story out in minnesota. On wednesday diners add joes crab shack received an unpleasant surprise when they saw a picture of who black men being lynched as decoration next to their table. Larry its true. The picture was taken from 1985 and joes crab shack had a funny caption that read, all i said is i didnt like the gumbo. Thats the problem with decorate being in American History. If youre going to keep it 100, a lot of American History aint to appetizing. You have to keep it 100. Now, joes crab shock pulled the offending picture but the replacements arent better like nothings going to keep me from cole slaw. Thats wrong. Or we asked for root beer. Cmon guys. I like my jumbalaya spicy but this is ridiculous. I agree. That went too far. I agree with you guys. Oh, man, seems like weve gone a couple minutes without mentioning donald trump. Its amazing. I guess we need to rectify that. Oh, no, you guys. You know what that means. I almost forgot, its tampon tuesday. At least these the ones without applicators. Oh, my god. I cant believe i almost forgot. Now, of course sorry. Every tampon tuesday the the nightly show covers the latest in tampon news. But first trying to get a brother just to cover tampons is enough, right. Tampon tuesday theme song. Take it away, grace. Ob, kotex, tampax pearl dont you worry we got you girl. Cause youre a goddess, a princess, we know youre a queen and were talking about feminine hygiene. Tampon tuesday, yall. [cheers and applause] larry all right. Okay. So you might be asking, larry why is there enough lady napkins to cover the longrunning weekly segment. New york and 39 other sales impose sales taxes on Feminine Hygiene Products but exempt rogaine and condoms. Larry is that surprising to anyone that in a country founded by men, run by men the tax code doesnt protect womens necessities but does protect men trying to grow hairy dongs and wrapping that newlyhaired dong in latex. Thank you, murica. If you dont agree with my theory, lets have the man in charge. I have to tell you i have no idea why states would tax these as luxury items. I imagine its because men were taking the laws when the tax was passed. Larry good for you, obama. Though that did look a little awkward. Like he was having the talk with her or something. Obamas like love child or something . All right. Now i get the issue may contribute to those who have money or a penis or a money penis so tonight you might have a money penis, i dont know, okay. But imagine how you had to feel if you had to pay extra for something your body does naturally. Like if you had to pay a buck per parfart. You have to fart. Why do you have to pay a buck. I dont understand it. Tampons are a medical necessity. Theyre not a luxury. And by the way i owe you guys a dollar. Sorry. [laughter] larry by the way in rehearsal we went like this. Theres good news for team tamp from queens, new york. Theres dispensers in the womens bathroom of sanitary napkins its part of a pilot program. All should have dispensers by the end of the month. Larry why dont all Public School offer free tampons. Are they worried its going to encourage kids to men straight . Mense menstruate . Abstinence is not going to work in this situation. For more free tampons in new york schools we go to our own holly walker at ps 438 in the bronx. How are students reacting to new york schools administering the free tampons. Usually us millennials dont get an eff about that but the free tampons are pretty chill. Larry im asking what High School Girls think. Im undercover, larry 21 jump street style. Larry why . Because i need the tampons. Oh, hi, briley. Want to score some spice girl tickets. Larry spice girl tickets . Holly, you dont sound very believable as a high school student. You dont understand, larry. That tampon tax is killing me and i have Student Loan Debt. I mean, i will have Student Loan Debt once i go to college. Ugh in only i was old enough to vote for bernie sanders. Larry holly. Stop it, youre not a high school student. You work here at the show. I get that you probably can afford that taxfree rogaine. Larry i dont use rogaine. Obviously. Larry i shave my head. I dont know how many times i have to say that. Hagtash calm down. Larry holly, its hashtag. Youre not fooling anybody. Look, larry. Until male lawmakers eliminate the and start treating women like actual grownups, im staying right here. Larry oh, my god. I got my moms monte karlee carlo want to go to makeout point . I have to go to math class. Larry youre pretending youre in high school too . Theyre giving out free rubbers. 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You might have noticed black ladies use a lot of hand gestures and nonverbal communication and chances are theres a black lady in your office probably named rhonda and you might understand her and might think shes being hostile when shes not or think shes not when she is. Larry wow. I can see how that would be problematic. Right. Think of this as my Public Service announcement to understand rhonda better. Larry thats great. Hows it work . Number one the single hand clap. All right. Now this can be used to express happiness or anger and learning to tell the difference can save your life. Larry great. Okay. Oh, its my song. All right. Larry okay. Very different from, [bleep] whatd you say to me . Larry okay. At first glance they can look the same. Larry werent those the same. No, no, no, not at all. Just watch in slow motion. My song. Versus, [bleep] whatd you say. See the finger roll is the subtle difference. Larry i would never know to look for that. Thats fascinating. Black lady sign language. This is the double hand clap versus the double hand clap on syllables. Its easier so spot but it can be deceptive. Yay, great job on your performance. Larry yeah. See, that just looks like regular applause. Thats correct. It is but compared to the double hand clap on syllables, what did you say to me larry . Larry i didnt say anything. Dont interrupt me, larry. You can see how effective it is. The double hand clap on syllables emphasizes the point. Larry that was so effective. It really emphasizes an angry point. Not necessarily. Its tricky because it can be used for anger or excitement. Like oh, my god these shoes are on sale. Larry thats crazy. Thats great. Only were allowed to do that. Dont let it happen again. All right so the final black lady sign language gesture. The double hand wave versus the double hand wave pullback. Larry that sounds complicated. It is but youve been doing well so far. To see im weaving both hands. Hi, its cute, right . Larry i like that. Hey. Thats nice. But if i do the double hand wave pullback, who said what to me . Shes not in a space to reason. You should probably leave the room. Larry thats a scary moment. It can be quite a thing. Let me show you all three in action. What i like to call the black lady sign language combo platter. You better understand the wonderful black ladies in your life you better Pay Attention and say goodbye to your preconceived notions and if you ever get confused rewatch this segment. Larry robin thede, everybody. Well right back. Out on the town or in for the night, at t helps keep everyone connected. Right now at at t, buy the new Samsung Galaxy s7 and get one free. Buy one water resistant Samsung Galaxy s7 and get one free. Give extra. Get extra. That would be the sound of your alarm going off. . Unfortunately, your other alarm went off every few hours throughout the night. Which means youre going to be alarmingly tired at work today. 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Were in this world right now where were stuck with this reality tv world but this is reality tv is fun but not when were talking about the presidency of the united states. Heres the quote from les moonves the head of cbs and talked about the coverage of trump. It may not be good for america but its damn good for cbs. Hes admitting its a horrible thing. Hes admitting it because all the other people are like, oh, yeah. They know its the truth. Its like the medias in an abusive relationship with trump. Thats to say theyre being abused and theyre not victims. Theyre not victims so for that theyre not in an abusive relationship Larry America is the victim. We will if we continue like holy trump until hes in the white house. Let me say this because theres some media conglomerate what you said last was great. Good go mr. Moonves. The thing is that im surprised were surprised this is the guy. Our leaders are a reflection of our society. We prioritize frame, capitalism, greed, everything our Society Stands for. This is on us. I agree with that but there are different types of prioritizing of fame and wealth. Are we also a nation that supposedly prioritizing racism and bigotry. Thats what were talking about. Are we a nation about this . To me politics is about money. At the end of the day their job is to raise funds for their campaign which is laughable but their job is to raise money. Were talking more than money. Theres nothing wrong with money. Whats wrong with that is when money is then attached to hate and to me trump is the mobile of hate. Larry heres the thing, trump isnt raising money. Hes spending money. The media is his campaign partner. I agree the medias exploiting him. I think they are exploiting him because were doing it now. This is a moneymaking industry talking about trump. Were doing a show about it now. Larry weve been doing shows before trump was here and well do them after. Cnn was doing it before him and the way medias run and broken is on the entertainment Rating System and he is ratings. It makes sense theyll talk about him 24 7. Larry its like hes saying crazy [bleep] in his living room and some camera shows up like you have to watch this [bleep]. You know what im saying. Who is this guy . Thank you, cnn i never would have known about this guy. Im going to vote for him for fresno. For president. I was at the daily show when bush became president and eight years of bush in a comedy show some people were buying a summer house. With trump like im getting a jet ski. Theres a feeding frenzy around the clown and hes the clown with tiny hands. We know that. Larry do you think the media plays favorites outside of getting ratings do you think they actually play favorites in their coverage . Sure they do and thats the terrible thing with the media in this day and age im sorry im a 1,000 liberal but i shouldnt look at a network and see theyre liberal or conservative. I should be looking at journalism and channels as only the truth because theres always three sides to the story, your side, my side and the truth. If anything news organizations are supposed to only report the truth and the facts. It feels like a reality show. The gone is like an episode of the bachelor at this point. Ben carson is the black girl that never had a chance. Goodbye, i have to go. Farewell. And donald trump is the unhinged drama queen who doesnt even like the bachelor and just want air time and her own spinoff. Thats why hes getting so much attention. Its the exact same thing. Larry all right. Well be right back. If you live in the new york city area or planning to visit grab free tic youve got your goto no look pass. Your goto lay up. Good thing youve got your gotosnack. 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