Science tells us that zombies will only eat human brains. Well, i dont think science knows, actually. Brains brains no brains here. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight insane in the campaign. Plus, stephen welcomes Janelle Monae and Jacob Soboroff featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody, welcome back. You have something you need to tell me. Tell me later. Good to see you. Hey, everybody, welcome to a late show. Im jur host, Stephen Colbert. And you are . Evyys here. Right over there. There are only 49 days left until the election. Time really flies when youre too scared to fly. With the days counting down, theres been a huge role reversal. For the last year, donald trump has been amassing the Largest Campaign war chest in u. S. History. With the r. N. C. , hes raised a combined 1. 1 billion yes, billion with a capital illion. But, reportedly, team trum
Has anyone seen melania . Announcer live with Stephen Colbert tonight, spice up your life. Plus, stephen welcomes live senator Bernie Sanders and a special performance by Nathaniel Rateliff, and jon batiste. Featuring live, jon batiste and stay homein. And now live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. The emotions are running high. I gotta say. Its night three of the Democratic National convention, and once again, we are live all this week, were bringing you every zoomtastic moment, in a fournight megaevent were calling democrats assemble. Are you fired up . And so we fight. It is what it is. I am kasich. Stephen every night of the d. N. C. Has a theme. Monday was we the people, tuesday was leadership matters, and tonight was a more perfect union. Or as trump calls it fourth times the charm . Of course, this week marks 100 years since women gained the right to vote, and
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Our beautiful mayonnaise fountain. And, as always, plenty of parking for your jackbooted security detail. So. Come to franks banquet hall. Forget the virus, and come and try us announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight citizens unrest. Plus, stephen welcomes senator cory booker. And andrew ross sorkin. And musical guest brian wilson. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen is this the right height . Okay. How about this . Even better. Its even lower now. Stephen a little bit of that. Come on, were selling some tickets right here. Oh, hello. Welcome to a late show. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. The biggest story continues to out when werent sleeping last night. Its the one happening all over america the protests in the wake of the murder of george floyd, whose Memorial Service in minneapolis was held today. Support for floyd, his family, and the demand for Racial Justice and accountability has been so w
Oooh, it looks like someone passed out on the Steering Wheel again. Get the poking stick, connie. There you go. Give him a good jab. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight wednesday night fever. Plus, stephen welcomes hank azaria and Suzy Nakamura featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen wooo you cant catch me cheers and applause stephen ladies and gentlemen, friends, neighbors, countried men. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Is eerve you sound good. You people sound good. Is everybody okay tonight . Yeah stephen im glad to hear that, this coronavirus, jon, its making people anxious. People are really nervous. But at a time like this, we all need to laugh and to be together. From a distance of about 20 feet, Something Like that. Quick programming note, starting on monday and this is true out of an abundance of caution, the late show along wi