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Its the one happening all over america the protests in the wake of the murder of george floyd, whose Memorial Service in minneapolis was held today. Support for floyd, his family, and the demand for Racial Justice and accountability has been so widespread that i have to issue a rare correction. Last night, i said that there have been protests in 380 cities. Well, in fact, last night that number grew to at least 430 cities and towns, meaning this isnt happening just in our major urban centers. I believe the 430th largest city in america is the party city on route six. The demonstrations are everywhere. Charlotte, north carolina. Tampa, florida. Boise, idaho. Lewiston, maine. Helena, montana. Anywhere else, johnny . Ive been everything boston, charleston, dayton, louisiana, washington, houston, kingston, texarkana, monterey, faraday santa fe, tallapoosa, glen rock, black rock, little rock, oskaloosa, tennessee to hennessey, chicopee, spirit lake, grand lake, devils lake, crater lake. Stephen singing ive marched everywhere, man. Ive marched everywhere man in black. indiscernible . Stephen what . Im sure its navy blue. Stephen is it blue . Yes. Stephen the man in blue. These protests are uniting americans of all backgrounds. You may have noticed that boise, idaho does not have a lot of black people. Neither does laramie, wyoming. In fact, part of that protest was because their only black resident moved away. Explains this sign. And dont buy the false narrative that these are lawless mobs the vast majority of these protests have been peaceful. You might not know that if you watch cable news, because to the news, peace is boring. Thats why cnn Just Launched their Sister Network the burning trash can channel. as blitzer breaking news. The fire has now reached the snickers wrapper. Is it only a matter of time before the empty chicken bucket is engulfed in flame . Anderson . But you can find footage of peaceful protests all over twitter. Like this stirring scene from houston, where black activists fought for change on horseback. Come on look at that its like the ride of the rohirrim in the lord of the rings. If there were any black characters in the lord of the rings. But despite the peaceful nature of these protests, local governments have been cracking down hard. Curfews have been enacted in atlanta, chicago, cleveland, dallas, denver, l. A. , louisville, minneapolis new york, philadelphia, phoenix, raleigh, san franciso, seattle, and washington, d. C. Basically every major city. So, congratulations to the nations new nightlife hot spot oconomowok, wisconsin. Oconomowok come for the beer, stay because we had to take away your car keys. Because you really enjoyed the beer. The point of a curfew is to stop lawbreakers from taking advantage of the protests. But, in some cities, folks are getting swept up by cops in curfews starting as early as 6 00 p. M. Ah, yes, 6 00 p. M. , the witching hour, when evil anarchists drink their amstel lite and conspire to roast that chicken for dinner. Burn, baby, burn. Because i forgot to baste, baby, baste in many places, police are using curfew as an excuse to bring the smackdown on peaceful protestors, like in new york, where cops chased and beat up a biker just trying to get home. And not only is that just absolutely awful. Its completely unfair. All the bars in new york are closed. Why do the cops still get to go clubbing . Slam stephen in cincinnati, cops stopped a group of young women trying to get home and confiscated one of their bags. Turned out, it had her insulin inside. Heres what happened when she asked the cop to return it. Stephen yeah, everyone knows that diabetics is l. Ron hubbards less successful second book. Turns out, negative thoughts put alien ghosts in your pancreas. Youve got to cut out the engrams and teddy grams. And cops havent been making life easy in places like in d. C. , where protestors demanded the cops let them go home stephen yeah, thats the same thing my kids started chanting around week five of quarantine. Theres a name for when police box in a crowd of people to create a pretext to arrest them. Its called a kettle. I guess thats a case of the cops calling a kettle on anyone black. Stephen now maybe the craziest story of police entrapping people for breaking curfew also came from d. C. On monday. While peacefully marching, a crowd of protesters wound up in a residential neighborhood where they were boxed in by police, who started pushing, spraying mace, and trampling people. Now, a Good Samaritan gave the 60 protestors shelter in his home hes rahul dubey, seen here proving that not all heroes wear capes. Some wear tasteful scarves. Even though police fired pepper spray into his home as people were entering, dubey let the 60 protestors stay all night until curfew was lifted, and even provided milk to soothe their eyes, and pizza oh, my god. Someone get this man a medal. And maybe a new bathroom. 60 people consuming nothing but milk and pizza . Woo who needs tear gas . One of the harshest responses weve seen is Police Firing rubber bullets at people, a Peaceful Protesters, or even just bystanders. Hands up, dont shoot gunfire gunfire bleep . screaming gunfire doing it again gunfire stephen and rubber bullets are a lot more bullet than rubber. Officers call them less ethyl officers call them less lethal ammunition. Mondays military assault on Peaceful Protesters so trump can get handsy with the bible. Trump has been criticized by a lot of people for misuse of the military, and the latest is trumps former defense secretary and star of disneys new live action droopy, mad dog mattis. In a scathing Statement Released last night, mattis said, i have watched this weeks unfolding events, angry and appalled. The words equal justice under law are carved in the pediment of the United States supreme court. This is precisely what protesters are rightly demanding. It is a wholesome and unifying demand, one that all of us should be able to get behind. as trump youre right, jim. We should get behind them. Element of surprise. Then marinate those suckers with some pepper spray. You know, like it says in the good book. Mattis added that we must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers. The protests are defined by tens of thousands of people of conscience who are insisting that we live up to our values our values as people and our values as a nation. That is a stirring message of compassion, unity, and reason. From mad dog . You know what, i hereby rename you principled pooch mattis accuses trump of dividing the American People and uses history to point out why thats bad instructions given by the military departments to our troops before the normandy invasion reminded soldiers that the nazi slogan for destroying us was divide and conquer. our american answer is in union there is strength. Thats strong stuff, though trump has his own views on the battle of normandy. Very fine people, on both sides. Stephen mattis harsh words are especially surprising, because after he left the white house, he said this i will not speak ill of a sitting president. Stephen evidently, he will speak ill of a president lying in bed covered in curly fries. Trump immediately fired back on twitter probably the only thing barack obama and i have in common is that we both had the honor of firing jim mattis, the worlds most overrated general. I asked for his letter of resignation, and felt great about it. His nickname was chaos, which i didnt like, and changed to mad dog. dotdotdot, i gave him a new life, things to do, and battles to win, but he seldom brought home the bacon. as trump its true. We had all these great wars. He didnt bring me home a single piece of bacon from the middle east. And its not just the bacon either. He never brought home the sausage, the ham, not even a hash brown. Or as i call it, potato meat. Uhoh. Now im hungry. Somebody tear gas those protesters, were walking to dennys, guys. Just like Winston Churchill did. If you think trumps tweet was stupid, youre wrong. It was stupid and wrong, because trump claimed he fired mattis, but mattis resigned, and trump also claimed that he changed mattis nickname to mad dog, but he did not. Why does trump have to take credit for everything . as trump i cant believe espn left me out of the last dance. you know, im the one who came up with air jordan. They used to call him sugar shorts mike. Trump has also gotten pushback from secretary of defense and School Principal who hits on your mom, mark esper. At a press conference yesterday morning, esper said that using active duty military to quell protests was a bad idea, and promised to reduce the number of troops in washington, d. C. Shortly thereafter, when asked if President Trump still had confidence in esper, press secretary Kayleigh Mcenany said this as of right now, secretary esper is still secretary esper. Stephen rarely a good sign when you hear Something Like that. Hey, thanks, everybody, for all the anniversary wishes. I just want you to know that, as of right now, my wife is still my wife. Heres to. Whatever. Last night, we learned that esper met with trump in the oval office. Im sure that was a fun meeting. as trump look, espie, you seem to have forgotten your Job Description keeping your thin little lips pressed to ass force one. Now, im going to drop trou, and its time to bring home the bacon. After the meeting, esper changed his mind about withdrawing the troops. Thats the fastest 180 in d. C. Since trump mistakenly walked into a salad bar. Stephen we have got a great show for you tonight. Ill be talking with new jersey senator cory booker when you return. Stick around. Oh, we love our new home. Neighborhoods great. Amazing school district. The hoa has been very involved. These shrubs arent board approved. You need to break down your cardboard. Thank you. Violation. Violation. I see youve met cynthia. At least geico makes bundling our home and Car Insurance easy. And it does help us save a bunch of money. Two inches over regulation. Thanks, cynthia. For bundling made easy, go to geico. Com really hold up against 60 of the toughest stains . Absolutely. Seventh generation. Clean clothes, powered by plants. Yes. Neutrogena® ultra sheer. Superior protection helps prevent early skin aging and skin cancer with a clean feel. Its the one. The best for your skin. Ultra sheer. 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And i really wish i almost feel embarrassment i wasnt there with the protestors to confront what has been, my opinion, in my lifetime, one of the greatest affronts of our most sanctuary state principles and ideas. You have to understand, i was born in washington, d. C. I moved to new jersey when i was a baby u but my parents came out here after attending historically black colleges, got their first jobs here because of activism of people black and white. My dad was the first black man to get a job with i. B. M. In the virginia area. My mom worked for d. C. Schools and helped organize the march on washington. It was one of the greatest protests weve seen in history in the 60s. My parents said this is sacred ground where people are protesting their Second Amendment rights, all the way to lgbtq rights, womens rights. The first person arrested in that same area was from nj, alice paul, suffragette. For him to speak how he ehonors Peaceful Protesters and then, behind him, to unleash tear gas, rubber bullets, men on horseback, charging or marching into that crowd, it was horrific, and tramples some of the most, to me, sacrosanct ideals of america, the trying to petition your government, the right to protest, the right to free speech and the right to protest. Free press. There were journalists there. I talked with classmates whose son was hit with one of the bullets in the park. The assault on the americans peacefully protesting in their capital, that was an assault on all of us. Stephen now, of course, washington, d. C. Isnt a state. There is no governor to invite or to disinvite the president from doing this. And there are, evidently, reportedly, theres been a flood of different federal Law Enforcement and Correctional Officers from federal prison systems, d. E. A. Agents, custom and Border Patrol besides military on the streets, including military armored vehicles. It looks like an enormous somewhat oppressive show of force on tv. Whats it like there . Is it a harbinger of things to come elsewhere . What it is, is sad. What it is, is hurtful. What it is, is scary. Im a United States senator and i left here late last night, and i literally thought twice about putting on my shorts and a t shirt to walk home because the painful thing that and the conversation ive had with many other black men this last week is to know you have this fear, youve had it all your life. When i was when i was 12, 13 years old, i was already about 6 tall, and to have a nation where the elders, the men in my family, felt the need to begin to educate me, that i would make people feel scared or uncomfortable, they had this chilling sort of it was a time i was feeling strong and playing football, to try to help me understand that, when i was getting my license, this is not a joke, you need to listen to us because a misunderstanding or an interaction could mean your death. And then to have experiences in my late teens and early 20s with Police Officers, with weapons drawn on me, with my car surrounded, accused of stealing my car, followed in malls for years upon years, to being confronted by security guards. And the feeling of a United States senator, tim scott, republican from south carolina, has talked on the floor about how many times he was stopped on the way into the senate in ways his colleague Lindsey Graham says never happens to me. And, so, when i said about the rodney king thing, when you brought up the use of the insurrection act, it was hard for me to think about that time. I wrote down, i was president of my class, awarded the rhodes scholarship, and that night of the rodney king verdict, i remember writing it with shaking hands, why have i lost control . Because the rage and hurt and anger that led me to the streets to march peacefully because i was so angry because, at that point, it had been a decade id had conversations with family members about this country will treat you differently. And yet here i had all these titles, all these things i worked for, but i knew there were experiences happening to people that could easily be me. And i think that what has made this moment in American History so difficult for all of us, after amaud arbery, after breonna taylor, after a black man in central park bird watching, having Police Called on him, and then seeing the death of george floyd in front of us, a horrific, violent pornography of a killing. I think the thing thats made a lot of my friends just break down in tears this week is, 30 years ago, rodney king, when we were marching at stanford, we felt we could change this and that we wouldnt have to have these same conversations with our kids, with my nephews. And decades have passed, and we havent put this nation to a point where you have kids in our streets again, like i was in my 20s, who are really questioning this nation and wondering if a country that has spent generations in search of itself, the values i would die for, liberty and justice for all, equality under the law, we are still in search of making those real. And this is one of those times where its good to see its so good to see americans of black, white, the whole rainbow, its so good to see their anger, its so good to see people who for too long have been too comfortable in this country. Too comfortable to sit and accept a nation that says the land of the free but one out of every three incarcerated women on the planet earth are in our prisons and jails. Predominantly, disproportionately people of color. The nation, the greatest indicator whether you will be around toxicity that will give you cancer and respiratory diseases, the number one indicator of whether you live around toxic sites in america is race, more than any other indicator. Where the safety and security of black bodies is being exposed in a way right now with covid19, with africanamericans losing jobs at greater rates than others, and now, to be displayed for all america to see something that is an every day haunting part of your thoughts that maybe, when im walking home as a United States senator, i might be mistaken and something might happen. So thats wrong. Its this weird moment, stephen, where i am emotionally raw. Ive had moments on the senate floor i just came from another one where im yelling with respect to a colleague who stopped 99 senators ready to vote for an antilynching bill, for dear god, a bill where we finally got passed, only four dissenters, democrats and republicans, and it was stopped. Stephen who stopped it . It was rand paul, and i dont want to question his character and good intention, hes been a partner of mine stephen is it okay if i question him . Again, this is to make this you know, king said something and this is the problem, you want an enemy, right . People want an enemy and im telling you right now its not that. King said it so eloquently when his life was getting death threats, when bomb threats, when people were being stabbed and bombed and girls were dying in churches we want to blame the white supremacists, they still exist. We want to blame people with hate in their hearts, yeah, but thats not the majority of us. King warned us what we have to repent for is not the vitriolic words and the action of the bad people, but the appalling inaction and silence of the good people. So we need to come to a point of deep love, where the circles of empathy expand. Where we realize its not a quaint idea of one nation under god, indivisible, no, thats an inescapable truth. And if we ignore it, we ignore at our own peril and we see the results of it now. I dont want to direct ire. Donald trump wants to make it all about him. Its not. This season of america is not a referendum on him. This is a referendum on us, on who we are and who were going to be to each other. Will we be a nation of love . Im sorry, that sounds like sentimentality or saccharin, but, god, that word, its sacrifice, service, struggle. Its saying what happens to you is injustice to me. Its injustice everywhere. If we, this great experiment, the most heterogeneous democracy on planet earth, if we can show we can make our ideals more than our slogans and songs, but to live deep in the fiber and fabric of this country so all of us experience the same opportunity, justice, brotherhood and sisterhood, then we succeed as a nation. But right now, were struggling, and im hoping that out of this struggle and this hurt in this country right now grows a new akevest of hope and we can real change in this country. Stephen i accept why you say that this is not about donald trump, this is about us, but, dont the nations leaders reflect what the people will allow . And we are now equipped with the least helpful leaders i can imagine in this moment because you need a sense of unity and humility, especially, in this moment. So can you reexamine your own values and whether you live the principles you claim to be for go ahead, sir. You put your finger on the test, stephen. Theres not a generation of americans that has not had someone rise to powerful positions with demagoguery, hate and divisiveness. Father conk lynn with his anti semitic screams, mccarthyism. How do we beat oconnors and George Wallaces . Its a test of us. When i was running for president this year, running for a stage, im a big guy, you know, and im running for a stage and a big guy confronts me and says to me, dude, i want you to punch donald trump in the face and im, like, dude, thats a felony. You know, you cannot beat donald trump by being more like him. And, and you cant you cannot win this country by taking on the tactics of those who you who try to oppress you. And im sorry, and people can disagree with me, but i really think this is a moral test of how well we are going to create that more beloved community because, im sorry, the 58 Million People that voted for donald trump and about three million more voted for hillary clinton, i will not forget that but those 58 Million People are not my enemy. Stephen senator, we have to take a quick break. Stick around, everybody. Back with more cory booker. [10th gen intel bong] proof i can fight moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis. Proof i can fight psoriatic arthritis. With humira. 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Im doing that in cooperation with senator Kamala Harris and a great group of legislators in the house of representatives from the Congressional Black Caucus working in coordination and were hoping we can land a plane where you have the judiciary, all of us coming around reforms that, as youre saying, make sure the standards to hold police who do really awful things that hold them immune from civil or criminal penalties on the criminal side, something called section 242, which makes it very hard to get a criminal conviction against a cop whos done things that violate all our Community Standards as well as the law. And then their eligibility for civil penalty, there is a standard that has gotten whats called qualified immunity which it sounds like making officers who have done very bad things immune from civil suits as well. So our bill, one of the pillars of that, will say that no one is above the law, and that if you do heinous things that tear at the fabric of our community or even endanger or take lives, that the federal government of the United States will take action to hold you accountable, and you will be subject to that accountability. So thats one pillar. Another pillar is just, hey, america, accountability means you have to have standards. Well, you have to be able to measure progress toward those standards. So why dont we do something really radical in america and just keep a data base of use of force actions, of when police shoot people and kill them. And police misconduct. So Police Officer cant get charged with misconduct in one department, leave and move to another state and get a job. Now stephen so before you introduce this legislation, have you checked with rand paul about whether hes going to let anybody vote on it . Again, i dont want to vilify him. I want to simply say that today is a day that i got a little hot, and thats good, anger is such a constructive emotion. Stephen yes. But i will fight to get these things done, so that perhaps the kids in my life will not have to ask themselves, can i am i safe, just walking or jogging in my neighborhood. So, to me, i want to tear down systems of oppression in this country like mass incarceration, like laws that enable people who have no remorse, like the person who killed george floyd. That we as a society, people of good will, we have systems that could hold them accountable for their actions. Stephen senator, we have to take a break here, but stick around, folks. When we come back, ill ask the senator about the president ial race, how bidens doing and who he should pick as v. P. Nope. Charmin ultra soft is so soft youll have to remind your family they can use less. Charmin ultra soft is twice as absorbent so you can use less. Dont worry, theres plenty left for you, dad. 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Well, i mean, first of all, who is doing enough in a country where race you know, theres no difference between blacks and whites for using marijuana, for example, none whatsoever. But if youre african american, youre three or four times more likely to be arrested for it. People say nobody gets arrested for pot anymore. In 2017, there were more marijuana arrests than all the Violent Crime arrests in america combined. When you get marijuana arrests, youre poor because rich kids dont get these charges, just minorities, veterans are disproportional to get charges stephen hold on a second i need to hide something. Dont worry. My bill will stop at noknock warrants where they just barge into your house unannounced. I guess my point to you is when this injustice exists, marijuana laws, you cant get a loan from the bank, you cant get pell grants, 40,000 consequences for being caught and convicted of things two of the last three president s admitted to doing. So who is doing enough, that this injustice exists . Im going to Say Something about joe biden that maybe youve never heard before, ive watched him a lot and we were competitors in the primary, since then i have been watching the guy during this. I have to say theres something people might not appreciate it but i love it, and one of my favorite authors loves it, and its the idea of, where does strength come from . Vulnerability. I love that hes admitting that. Hes not like trump, i know everything, more than my9 generals, nothing is wrong. Joe biden says i dont have all the answers, i havent lived this experience, but im going to listen and learn. Im going to grow with you, america, and were going to take on these problems. For him to show the neediness of us i found out when i was mayor, i found it to be the time i was most dependent on others, in that theres a neediness of us all. And for this guy, who said im going to be the president of the United States, and i dont have the answers on race, but im going to build a team and well Work Together to get it right because were america, we stumble, we fall, but we somehow get progress, we somehow move forward and do it together. So by joe biden telling me he isnt perfect and doesnt have all the answers, god, i love that, makes me happy. Stephen we all need help and joe biden needs help, he needs a Vice President ial pick. Who do you like . I like Michelle Obama. Stephen come on who doesnt like Michelle Obama . She doesnt want to do that. Shes my favorite Obama StephenKamala Harris . He would be lucky to have Kamala Harris. Stephen do you have an opinion on who it should be . I am not going to should all over joe biden. I am not going to should all over joe biden. Stephen would rand paul be a good choice . Hell no, i would use a more choice word because thats the mood im in. Stephen senator, thanks for being here. 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If you cant afford your medicine, abbvie may be able to help. New force flex plus, bright colors febreze freshness. Stephen welcome back, everybody. And now, performing the classic beach boys song, god only knows, please welcome brian wilson. I may not always love you but long as there are stars above you you never need to doubt it ill make you so sure about it god only knows what id be without you if you should ever leave me though life would still go on, believe me the world could show nothing to me so what good would living do me god only knows what id be without you god only knows what id be without you if you should ever leave me though life would still go on, believe me the world could show nothing to me so what good would living do meo god only knows what id be without you god only knows what id be without you i love you all. Love and mercy to you all. Stephen thank you, brian wilson. Check out another song from brian, as well as other great performances, in our playat home series, online at colbertlateshow. Com. Well be right back. Stephen stick around for james corden. But first, lets say good night with some music from jon batiste and stay human. Captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org captioning sponsored by cbs the late late show, oh, oh the late late show, oh, oh its the late late show