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From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central jon twok the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Topnotch program today. Our guest today, seaworld whistleblower John Hargrove is going to be joining us on the program. Were going to start tonight in the middle east. The u. S. Is involved in the battle to retake the iraq city of tikrit from isis. The u. S. Is providing air support for an offensive largely coordinated on the ground and led by iran. Jon finally, were making progress in the fight against is wait. Hold on a second. Did you said s. A. E. Led by iran . I think iran . Are you sure. Definitely, this battle being led by those Iranianbacked Shia forces. Jon huh. The iran were crippling with sanctions and periodically threatening to bomb is now our i dont want to say ally lets go with battle buddy. Which brings us to tonights segment, honestly whose side are we on again . In
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