Jon finally, were making progress in the fight against is wait. Hold on a second. Did you said s. A. E. Led by iran . I think iran . Are you sure. Definitely, this battle being led by those Iranianbacked Shia forces. Jon huh. The iran were crippling with sanctions and periodically threatening to bomb is now our i dont want to say ally lets go with battle buddy. Which brings us to tonights segment, honestly whose side are we on again . In tikrit, u. S. And shia forces teamed up to fight sunni extremists with a law, which is interesting because those three same parties are duking it out right now in yemen. The configuration has a slightly different spin on it. Breaking news out of yemen this morning, saudi arabia launching air strikes against Houthi Rebels there. They are fighting the houthis. The houthis are backed by saudi arabias key enemy that region iran. The u. S. Is in the game here. Theyre clearly providing, they say, logistical Intelligence Report to this saudiled coalition. Jon so were fighting with iran against isis and with saudi arabia against iran holy bleep laughter we did it. It took decades of destabilizing conflict, but we finally figured out how to fight a proxy war against ourselves. laughter we cut out the middle man and now were just punching ourselves in the dick. Usow usow for more we go, as we have so often these last nearly 10 years, live to jason jones in baghdad. Jason jones how are you jon . cheers and applause jon now, jason, normally right now i would ask you to explain how we ended up on both sides of the sunnishia conflict but im not going to do that. Well, thank god because i know nothing about tseriously nothing. Jon im not going to ask you because we have a far more important story to talk about tonight. Tonight is your last day. Audience oooh. They were not paid to do that. laughter jon i i was from the sound of that, i was going on say on earth. Its not on earth. laughter its here with us on the daily show. This is your final program. Audience ooh. Oh, says the audience. There we go. cheers and applause . Jon rather than that they turned awfully quickly from rueing that to celebrating. Rather than spend another segment pretending we know something about the middle east, which we dont, im going to ask you right now to come home. Really, right come home from the middle east . Right now. Jon why not . Come home. Lets do it. Im going home. Im coming home. Jon right now. Lets come home right now. cheers and applause oh, he made it coming home. cheers and applause exhausting trip. Jon it was an exhausting trip. We would like to just celebrate with you just fair little bit. You guys have no so jason your first piece with us was about 10 years ago. I want to show a quick little snippet from that 10 years ago. Soon the very worst of Humanity Office display. Jon we have talked about this you cannot come to work without pants. Weve talked about this. What am i supposed to do with this . Look at this its a now, if youll excuse me i seem to have gotten my penis stuck inside this cantaloupe. laughter applause jon so my legacy. cheers and applause . Jon there was a time there was a time when he was our resident beefcake. And he was our goto beefcake. A lot of beef. Jon but the evolution of jason jones, your skill as our intrepid foreign correspondent, like a real we never used to you know wed stand by pictures. We would actually send jason to these places and what he came home with was amazing. As the only american in this room, im scared. Im only a shoesthrow away from the incumbent president. Were just trying to do a thing here where we say iranians, like hate americans. Can you just do that for me . You would like me to hate, too. Could you . To hate . Please. No . Why not . If it was gorbachev choended the cold war, lets just go talk to him. Who asked for this meeting, was it you or your colleague . It was me. I wanted to come see him. If you bring cameras in here again, i will put you against the wall. Youre going to put me against the wall . I can only imagine chasing my kid to school and me trying to explain to my kid whats going on here. Right. I mean, its tough to explain that that kid has two daddies. Ill find the words, other than the words i just used. Hey, that kid has two daddies. Excuse me, maam, do you speak english . Yes i do. Im sorry, what . Yes i do. Im looking for someone who speaks english. I do. Do. You spp speak. English . Yes, i do, i said yes, i do. He understands. I dont understand what youre saying. What do minorities look like here . You. Me . Yes. applause you guys all care about politics . Yes. Yes, of course, i care about politics because it depends on they depend uss so we care a lot about politics. You care that much you didnt even notice that motorcycle. Yeah. Wow. Gays have all the rights that they want. All theyve got to do is marry a person of the opposite sex. Oh as long as gays dont be gays, they have all the rights they want. You shouldnt have special right just because of the type of sex you have. Where is that in the constitution . It aint. Thiewrt. Yehaw cheers and applause jon in many respects you are a longtime the daily shows ambassador to the world. Thank you. I dont know if thats a good thing. Jon do you still have a passport . They revoked it. Jon but i just want to show you know, jason did more field pieces i tonight know even if you knew this you did more field pieces than any correspondent in the history of this program. Youve done the most, i think by a long shot. There were often not enough people here working. laughter and i had to step up and fill in. Jon and you did admirably so. The thing is too, the one thing that was always nothing makes my job easier than knowing there is someone there who i can always go to and always count on, who is going to deliver the funny, the smart, the everything. Upper always that dude. I thank you very much. cheers and applause were going to go to you right now. Heres a clip, jason jones who has always been on this program the most interesting man in the world. My way or the dieway. Im a parent, just like you. And when im not reporting on world events im hanging out with my daughter. laughter applause im the worlds greatest rappener english and farsi love you very much,nana. I love you,nana. I love you we need a super pac. Right here. What does it look like im doing, jon . Jon ill tell you what it looks like youre doing. Relax. Im playing oui craps. Jon thank you. While i masturbate. No oh, bleep get on the ground now i like you a lot. Thanks, man. Give me a kiss. On the cheek, on the cheek. Yeah . How did that feel . laughter it was nice. Admit it, it was nice. You can do that on cable tv . , of course, i can. I can do a lot more than that. cheers and applause jon jason jones cheers and applause boom brad my friends, i give you. The apartminternet. 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While others may keep trying nobunny knows easter better than cadbury. cheers and applause . Jon welcome back. Last week we did last week i thought a very nice piece on the show about how fox news wanted people to apologize for rushing to judgment on the situation with michael brown. And their rush to judgment on benghazi, it was really quite droll. Fox never draesd our benghazi point, it appears now theyre asking for more than an apology. Pete williams, to his credit, got that Boston Marathon terror reporting dead on. And the Mainstream Media hailed him as a hero for getting it right, which he did. Fox news got this case right. Fox news, not just me. Sean hannity had a lot of segments plus oreilly had a lot of segments urging caution. Would the Mainstream Media after hail them as heroes like we heard about Pete Williams . Gl yeah why doesnt fox get as much credit as whos Pete Williams . laughter anyway, the point is it wasnt the first time they got it right. I urged caution in the duke coverage and in the Trayvon Martin coverage and now this coverage. Jon thats three times. They got it right three times in 10 years. Those are Solar Eclipse numbers, people, which i think is why its recommended you only watch fox through a tiny pinhole poked through a piece of cardboard. You cant look directly at fox. It will indelibly burn your soul. The whole rush to judgment complaint is bleep fox is nothing but a rush to judgment in almost every situation. Okay. Youre the caution and sober reflection network. laughter my favorite part of the piece was after 10 minutes of complaining that no one would ever thank them this. If you are waiting for the Mainstream Media to say not only we were wrong in this racially charged case that resulted in so much violence in that town and to credit fox news for being right, youre going to hold your breath a long time. We dont care about them. laughter jon right, you dont care, in the same way my mom doesnt care if i ever call. laughter sure, call or not. I could just sit here and die. laughter the point is you were right, and that is newsworthy when fox is right. And cause for celebration. So to honor that time you were right, we got you a fugie the whale. cheers and applause because, you know why, we think youre a whale of a network in that weve been chasing you our whole lives and just cant kill you. But thats not all, fox. In honor of this singular achievement you being right liberal hollywood has something theyd like to say to you. Hollywood. Im gorge lucus and im here to assure you i am only going to make movies from now on that are blindly critical of america. Like the empire fights back. Star wars the reagan Missile Defense version. And the clinton menace. Fox news, may you live long and prosper. Wait. Didnt write that did i . Jon but the truth is this applause fox, we can send you all the congratulatory messages and praisewe can muster, but its really going to pale in comparison to how your biggest fans feel about you. We had them tape some messages of congratulations as well. One network reenvisioned and reinvented the way news is done. Fox is the dominant force in broadcast news today. Were the only network thats telling the truth right now. Its the only place you can feel good about your country. You might learn something as opposed to just having your world view reinforced. We give you both sides. We give you all the stuff. Were simply better than the opposition. We keep kicking their ass in the competition. Number one, thats us. Probably the most powerful news agency in the world right now. Were certainly covering this morning,. Thank god for outlets like fox news. Thank god. Thank god. Thank god. God bless fox news. Jon clearly already has. The great thing i get it now. 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Get in the zone. Autozone. cheers and applause jon welcome back. My guest tonight a former orca trainer at seaworld. Hes wherein about that experience in his new book beneath the surface killer whales, seaworld, and the truth beyond blackfish. Please welcome to the program, john hargrove. John. All right, sir. You have youre considered a whistleblower from seaworld. How long did you work at seaworld . 12 years out of my 14year career. Jon out of your 14year career. Spent two years at another killer whale facility in france. Jon oh, okay. We have had a lot of controversial guests on this show. Just this week we had film makers that made a film about rape on college campuses. We had on ayaan hirsi ali, who talked about reforming islam. We have never had a Twitter Response aimed at us for your appearance. There are people sending us dont trust this guy. Hes a liar. Mainly with seaworld twitter handle in the addresses. This is crazy. Yes. Jon what is that . It is a cultlike mentality. You know, if you ever leave, and you dare speak out, this is whats going to happen to you. Theyre going to go after you viciously. Theyre going to try to silence you. And this is the reason why they have gotten away for decades with silencing trainers. Jon in your career so youre training whales at what point do you think to yourself oh, this is a centient creature. And what im doing isnt right . Its a great question because in the beginning you dont know whats normal from abnormal or from unhealthy. When you get into it in the beginning you think are all the dorsal fins like that collapsed in the wild . Are all their teeth worn down like that in the wild . You just dont know. But once you realize these are the damaging effects from captivity, and theyre dying prematurely. Theyre dying from illnesses and disease theyre not dying from in the wild. You see all these things, and the mothercalf separations and how traumatic that is for those animals, february years later. I mean, you just get it at some point morally and ethically, this is just not right. And, you know, what the problem is, is that at that point youre stuck because you love those whales so much. And this is your childhood dream, you feel like okay you rationalize it away, almost like a bad relationship. Jon sure. I have to say, even going there ive been there. I went there once. I wanted my kids to see it. And while youre there youre like geez thats a pretty goodsized swimming pool. And then you leave and think not for a whale. The sad part is when people see the front show pool, very rarely do those whales have access to all of those pools. Most often, we restrict those whales to one or two pools, and many times throughoutidate theyre in an eightfootdeep pool, thats the dimensions of a backyard swimming pool. Jon is it possible to have this type of thing in a humane way or are we kidding ourselves . Are we kidding ourselves that in any way you can keep these large, very smart mammals and even treating them more humanely with less chemicals and more room. Is it even possible to do . Its not. And i wish i could tell you that it was. It would make my job and the way that i reflect back on my life and my career with those animals, make me sleep easier at night. But we tryied with the the best resources that we had and it is clear to see we have an overwhelming amount of science that proved that these animals are not only not thriving. Theyre not even surviving. And the damage the psychological damage and the physical damage is apparent. You dont have to be an experienced killer whale trainer like i am. You can go to the park, look at those whales look at their teeth, look at the collapsed dorsal fins, look at the death rates of the whales and the aims that they died and know this is just morally and ethically messed up. Jon theres one scene in blackfish, where theyre separating the babies from the mothers, and you see them go bananas. Like they are mourning. Theyre going crazy. Its horrible. And that is is that and when you see that knowing that is whats happening and knowing that thats going on, are they powerless to put them back together again or do they have to just say, this is the way we do things . You mean as a trainer . Jon yes. Oh, i would fight it, but you cant. You know you you you kid yourself to think once youre a high 97 level ranked trainer im going to voice up youll change things. Yes, ill change things, and then you realize you have no power. You cannot stop this mothercalf separation. What i like is the bleep seaworld propaganda they have up on their web site even to this day, which shows how stupid they are. We do not separate mothers from their calves. Okay, i know of, off the top of my head which is probably more, but with 100 certainty, we took 19 calves away from their mother. Okay, and then but on that page that says, we do not separate mothers from their calves they have a picture of takata with her calf kohana. Right now takata is in texas and kohana is in spain. So theyre so stupid they couldnt even use a picture where the two whales are actually still together. Jon do they is there any chance that cohannah is studying abroad a semester . Beneath the surface. Its on the bookshelves now. John hargrove. cheers and applause introducing, new cheezit crunchd so its all about firsts. Crunchd is cheezits first ever puffed up crunch made with 100 real cheese. Its the first time cheezit is in the chip aisle. And its the first time. [cheese] laughing [cheese] no go ahead. Ice bank mice elf. [cheese] laughing ice bank mice elf . [cheese] yeah you do, because youve been a bad, bad boy. We take the time for our cheese to mature in our new cheezit crunchd. The eclass has 11 intelligent driverassist systems. It recognizes pedestrians and alerts you. 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