Ive been feeling a little bummed out today. Last night the jets played the giants, and the winner of the game, winner goes to the playoffs. Its a onegame deal. I rushed over to a restaurant to watch it. Its a serious pitchers dual. Own who walks into the restaurant and sits down not just at the table next to me but his back literally touching my back. Who would you guess that perso was . Worse, matt damon. And sure enough, moments after he walked in, the giants got a hit and then a walk and then a home run and then the mets lost 30. Just like that the season was over. Thanks, matt. Its bad enough you ruin movies. Now you have to ruin baseball also . Before we go further, our thoughts with those affected by nobody likes. [ applause ] jimmy president obama declared a state of emergency. Its tense right there right now. The governor of florida strongly urged locals toe vevacuate. Some are not doing. Vanilla ice announced despite the mandatory evacuation order, hell remain in his home in p
How many out of towners do we have in our audience . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were hoping to get the olympics here, the summer olympics in 2024. Even though thats eight years ago i think were already better prepared than rio is for the olympics that start on august 5th. Theyre not earning a gold medal for preparation so far. In fact, the governor yesterday the governor of rio said the olympics there could be a big failure. Besides the zika virus, which is enough onnist own, the train system there, its not scheduled to be completed until four days before the games begin. And this is what people saw as they arrived at the airport in rio yesterday. Welcome to hell. Police and firefighters dont get paid, whoever comes to rio will not be safe. Well, as far as signs go, that is literally a bad sign. [ laughter ] meanwhile, former olympic Gold Medalist caitlyn jenner, not not only is kaitlin the first transgender to be on the cover of si, also the first sequinned person on the cover. Lif
How many out of towners do we have in our audience . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were hoping to get the olympics here, the summer olympics in 2024. Even though thats eight years ago i think were already better prepared than rio is for the olympics that start on august 5th. Theyre not earning a gold medal for preparation so far. In fact, the governor yesterday the governor of rio said the olympics there could be a big failure. Besides the zika virus, which is enough onnist own, the train system there, its not scheduled to be completed until four days before the games begin. And this is what people saw as they arrived at the airport in rio yesterday. Welcome to hell. Police and firefighters dont get paid, whoever comes to rio will not be safe. Well, as far as signs go, that is literally a bad sign. [ laughter ] meanwhile, former olympic Gold Medalist caitlyn jenner, not not only is kaitlin the first transgender to be on the cover of si, also the first sequinned person on the cover. Lif
Have in our audience . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy were hoping to get the olympics here, the summer olympics in 2024. Even though thats eight years ago i think were already better prepared than rio is for the olympics that start on august 5th. Theyre not earning a gold medal for preparation so far. In fact, the governor yesterday the governor of rio said the olympics there could be a big failure. Besides the zika virus, which is enough onnist own, the train system there, its not scheduled to be completed until four days before the games begin. And this is what people saw as they arrived at the airport in rio yesterday. Welcome to hell. Police and firefighters dont get paid, whoever comes to rio will not be safe. Well, as far as signs go, that is literally a bad sign. [ laughter ] meanwhile, former olympic Gold Medalist caitlyn jenner, not not only is kaitlin the first transgender to be on the cover of si, also the first sequinned person on the cover. Life that issue. Isnt that a litt