[ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause welcome everybody, welcome please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thats it. You mat, youre here, thank you for being here [ cheers and applause thank you for coming here, tonight show studio 6b here in new york city you guys, it was 90 degrees today in new york city 90 [ cheers ] right now every guy in your office who wears shorts year round is like well, well, well, now whos the weirdo. [ laughter ] thats right it was 90 degrees today here in new york it was brutal out there on the sidewalk people were spritzing themselves with Pumpkin Spice lattes [ light laughter ] i saw, yeah it was so hot i saw a hot dog vendor fanning himself with Health Code Violations [ laughter ] steve really [ laughter ] Health Code Violations [ laughter ] jimmy it was so hot, President Trump wasnt the only thing melting down thats how hot it was. [ laught
seeing 1800 apprehensions in just 24 hours. with title 42 expected to end, border counties are now bracing for a disaster. el paso preparing to declare a state of emergency as the governor of texas warns 6 million migrants to come in each year. that is roughly equal to the population of houston every 12 months. and with all of us hanging in the balance, you may be wondering what our borders are up to today. vice president kamala harris is talking about clean school buses. kaylee, as always, the vice president is m.i.a. on this border crisis. but today, she is expected to announce certain regulations and expectations surrounding a low emission school buses. what apps timing and what great priorities when you say? kalie: right i m still not listening to the posters come emily come we talked about how joe biden s posters kim and him and said hey i know it may fairly guard administration s going great but there s this thing on the horizon called immigration and the border on fi
Was here. She was right over there. Since then i found myself in the middle of an online conspiracy theory. As you may know many of Hillary Clintons opponents have been questioning whether or not she was healthy enough to be president. So when she was here i challenged her to see if she was Strong Enough to open a jar of pickles. She did it. And thousands, maybe millions, are convinced that i somehow rigged the pickle jar. One of those alex jones high find very entertaining. He is one of those guys who believes big foot is responsible for 9 11. He believes everything. He applied his investigative powers to a pickle jar that he believes was loosened. There is no pop when she opens it. She acts like she has to turn it all the way around. Like shes opening a can of peanut butter. Sealed can of pickled vegetables, tomatoes, garlic, olives, whether it be pickled fruit, knows there is a pop. You dont turn around it. You cant open a captain pickles that way. You pressure down and pop it open
Was here. She was right over there. Since then i found myself in the middle of an online conspiracy theory. As you may know many of Hillary Clintons opponents have been questioning whether or not she was healthy enough to be president. So when she was here i challenged her to see if she was Strong Enough to open a jar of pickles. She did it. And thousands, maybe millions, are convinced that i somehow rigged the pickle alex jones high find very entertaining. He is one of those guys who believes big foot is responsible for 9 11. He believes everything. He applied his investigative powers to a pickle jar that he believes was loosened. There is no pop when she opens it. She acts like she has to turn it all the way around. Like shes opening a can of peanut butter. Sealed can of pickled vegetables, tomatoes, garlic, olives, whether it be pickled fruit, knows there is a pop. You dont turn around it. You cant open a captain pickles that way. You pressure down and pop it open and then unscrew i
She was right over there. Since then i found myself in the middle of an online conspiracy theory. As you may know many of Hillary Clintons opponents have been questioning whether or not she was healthy enough to be president. So when she was here i challenged her to see if she was Strong Enough to open a jar of pickles. She did it. And thousands, maybe millions, are convinced that i somehow rigged the pickle jar. One of those peel is a alex jones high find very entertaining. He is one of those guys who believes big foot is responsible for 9 11. He believes everything. He applied his investigative powers to a pickle jar that he believes was loosened. There is no pop when she opens it. She acts like she has to turn it all the way around. Like shes opening a can of peanut butter. But anyone who has opened a vegetables, tomatoes, garlic, olives, whether it be pickled fruit, knows there is a pop. You dont turn around it. You cant open a captain pickles that way. You pressure down and pop it