Very special holiday. Today is National Unfriend day, a a aka nud. We started back in 2010. We try to encourage those of you on facebook to decide which of your facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who dont make the cut. My mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word friend, which has been cheapene nud. In is the social media equivalent of cleaning out your fridge. That guy who sat behind you in freshman biology class who keeps posting about his 5k, hes a container of old beans. Throw him out today. That woman from accounting who posted 30 pictures the of her bird today, shes a tub of cream cheese that has green forming on from church who you dont know who has ever annoyed you. I wont be happy until you log into facebook and see a blank white screen, and thats the goal. Today is not the day to make friends. [ applause ] not only is today not the day to make friend, i dont even want you to watch the show friends today. Today is the day to
Very special holiday. Today is National Unfriend day, ak a aka nud. We started back in 2010. We try to encourage those of you on facebook to decide which of your facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who dont make the cut. My mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word friend, whi also i like saying the word nud. In is the social media equivalent of cleaning out your fridge. That guy who sat behind you in freshman biology class who keeps posting about his 5k, hes a container of old beans. Throw him out today. That woman from accounting who posted 30 pictures the of her bird today, shes a tub of cream coworker, neighbor, every lady from church who you dont know who has ever annoyed you. I wont be happy until you log into facebook and see a blank white screen, and thats the goal. Today is not the day to make friends. [ applause ] not only is today not the day to make friend, i dont even want you to watch the show friends today. Today is the
Thank you for joining us on a very special holiday. Today is National Unfriend day, ak a aka nud. We started back in 2010. We try to encourage those of you on facebook to decide which of your facebook friends are actually friends and eliminate those who dont make the cut. My mission is to simplify your life and to bring meaning back to the word friend, which has been cheapened. Also i like saying the word nud. In is the social media equivalent of cleaning out your fridge. That guy who sat behind you in freshman biology class who keeps posting about his 5k, hes a container of old beans. Throw him out today. That woman from accounting who posted 30 pictures the of her bird today, shes a tub of cream cheese that has green forming on it. Unfriend every classmate, coworker, neighbor, every lady from church who you dont know who has ever annoyed you. I wont be happy until you log into facebook and see a blank white screen, and thats the goal. Today is not the day to make friends. [ applause
Ive been having dreams about this election. Every night i wake up, its in my head. Remember when the song dont worry, be happy and it just got in there and you couldnt shake it . Its like that, except without the dont worry part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. His first since the election. At which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. Every question was about donald trump. This is dont worry, its only going to happen about 30 more years. [ laughter ] a few of them tried to get obama trump but he didnt bite, he was very diplomatic. He says he hopes donald trump makes things better, plans to do whatever he can to help him. In other words, good luck, dummies, im out of here. Its hard to tell because he was standing in front of a podium but im pretty sure he was wearing shorts. [ laughter ] you know, i was watching president obama during this press conference today, i noticed something interesting. Now look at it, this was obama today. At th
Results of the election are not going to change. [ laughter ] ive been having dreams about this election. Every night i wake up, its in my head. Remember when the song dont worry, be happy and it just got in there and you couldnt shake it . Its like that, except without the dont worry part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. His first since the election. At which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. Every question was about donald trump. This is dont worry, its only going to happen about 30 more years. [ laughter ] a few of them tried to get obama to Say Something insulting about trump but he didnt bite, he was very diplomatic. He says he hopes donald trump makes things better, plans to do whatever he can to help him. In other words, good luck, dummies, im out of here. Its hard to tell because he was standing in front of a podium but im pretty sure he was wearing shorts. [ laughter ] you know, i was watching president obama during this press