Ive been having dreams about this election. Every night i wake up, its in my head. Remember when the song dont worry, be happy and it just got in there and you couldnt shake it . Its like that, except without the dont worry part. [ laughter ] president obama held a press conference today. His first since the election. At which every one of the reporters asked him about donald trump. Every question was about donald trump. This is dont worry, its only going to happen about 30 more years. [ laughter ] a few of them tried to get obama trump but he didnt bite, he was very diplomatic. He says he hopes donald trump makes things better, plans to do whatever he can to help him. In other words, good luck, dummies, im out of here. Its hard to tell because he was standing in front of a podium but im pretty sure he was wearing shorts. [ laughter ] you know, i was watching president obama during this press conference today, i noticed something interesting. Now look at it, this was obama today. At the white house. And here he is. Is it possible that the color of his hair is coming back . [ laughter ] his hair is turning black again. Either hes happy or hes on a lot of xanax right now, i dont know. [ laughter ] he held back. As did donald trump. Did you see donald trump on 60 minutes last night . The president elect sat down with leslie stall. He did not grab her lady parts, which was good. President ial. He did weigh in on immigration, obamacare, and his feelings about the handful of genuine deplorables who are taking opportunity to harass minorities right now. I am very surprised to hear that. Theyre telling muslims i hate to hear that. Theyre harassing latinos, muslims i am so saddened to hear that. And i say, stop it. If it helps. I will say this and ill say it right to the camera. Stop it. [ laughter ] jimmy all you thugs watching 60 minutes right now, stop it [ laughter ] to a 3yearold who wont stop dumping cheerios on the floor. If i have to say it again, youre going to timeout, stop it meanwhile protests continue across the united states. There were protests here in l. A. This weekend and all the big cities. In portland, oregon, this afternoon a group of student protesters for some reason decided to storm a local mall. Jimmy it got a little bit crazy. The good news is this is the first time in almost five years that anyone under the age 21 has been to a mall. [ laughter ] good for orange julius, i guess. Also during that 60 minutes interview with trump he said, Going Forward he will be very restrained on twitter and facebook. So the interview was taped friday. Times on twitter. But he didnt use all caps, which is [ laughter ] baby steps, its something, right . Lower case. Speaking of social media, facebook is theyre now planning to weed out you know the bogus news stories that show up on your feed . Mark zuckerberg has promised to crack down on what he calls fake news. Hes also calling bs on your happy anniversary posts. Nobodys buying it. Some people believe that these phony news stories and the hoaxesn election. Zuckerberg denies that, of course. But even if it is true heres an idea. Maybe it will get your news from the same website youll go on to see who from high school got fat. Michael moore was on cnn last night where he offered some friendly advice for fellow democrats when choosing a candidate in elections to come. Frankly, you know, democrats would be better off if they ran oprah. Or tom hanks. We have so many of them. The republicans do this. They run reagan, the terminator, other people. Why dont we run somebody that the American People love . Jimmy yeah. Run, forrest, run for president. [ laughter ] that would be something, huh . The year 2024, we could be deciding between a real housewife and a cast member from the big bang theory, tbd. Trump told leslie stall that his salary as president will be 1. Usually the president gets 400,000. He will only take one of those. According to the new york times, he also wants to keep holding rallies because he enjoys the instant gratification that he gets from the cheering crowds. Which, you know, he probably could have skipped being president and gone on tour with kevin hart if thats what he wanted. [ laughter ] on top of that he might not even live in the white house fulltime. Hell be on the road a lot. He reportedly wants to spend his time split between the white house, his apartment in new york, and his other properties its already hes like a kid being forced to go to summer camp. Mom, i want to come home. The winds of change are blowing here in this country. And theres a lot of uncertainty in the air. We have a president who doesnt seem too keen on living in the white house. Thats just the start. This afternoon we went on the street, we asked people to weigh in on some plans trump has for renovating the white house, which of course we made up. These are all fake. But the people on the street went along with them anyway for tonights edition of lie witn were talking to people today about donald trump met with barack obama at the white house and laid out his plans for renovations of the white house. What are your thoughts about him tearing it down to build a bigger, better white house . You know, i think the countrys in need of a change. Im open to any new, you know, ideas. Do you like the idea of a white house food court . Want to see . Ill run through some of the names of restaurants. Okay. Potential restaurants. You tell me yes or no. Okay. Mcdonalds. Definitely not. Mimis cafe express. No. Cinnabon. Cinnabons good. What did you think of Donald Trumps potential champagne fountain . Is it classy or trashy . I think its trashy to have a champagne fountain all the time. Not just brought in for guests. What was your reaction when you heard about Donald Trumps plans to replace that White Building . Gold on the outside, giant t on top . I mean white house is the face of our country, so i mean if its going to be so much more bigger and greater then this is definitely going to benefit us. Where did you hear about that . Tweeter i think he tweeted it. What have people been saying about Donald Trumps plans to put a waterbed in and a mirror on the creeling in the bedroom . Man. Far. If he likes to get down and get a little freaky and want to look at himself on the mirror, bounce around on the waterbed, so be it. Melania actually did this sketch using an architect in mongolia. What do you think about this, people gathered around the spire . That looks like a rendering of mecca where muslims do their pilgrimage no, no, no, no. Of course donald trump wouldnt be the first person to renovate the white house. Taft widened the doors. Jimmy carter put the outhouse out back. Caught a lot of flack. But everybody loved the outhouse. That was neat. The president of france came over and he wanted to use the outhouse, everybody wanted to use the outhouse. Do you remember Margaret Thatcher got locked in the outhouse . I dont remember that. I heard about it but i dont remember what happened. He went on at length about the White House Christmas tree being too small, he wants a bigger tree at the white house. Do you think he should get a bigger tree at the white house . I say, why not have a bigger tree . Its already a pretty big but can it be a bigger tree . It can be a bigger tree. Donald trump, get a bigger tree, all right . Why dont we chant that together. Bigger tree, bigger tree bigger tree, bigger tree bigger tree, bigger tree bigger tree, bigger tree bigotry no bigotry in the white house. [ laughter ] jimmy make up your mind. We have to take a break. When we come back uber has a weird new feature. And cousin sal is weird too. Hes back with his hidden camera hijinks, stick around, well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . . 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Credibility as handymen. One wash with tide pods and were right back where we started. We look like catalogue models who trusts a clean handyman anyway . We cant look this good dinge is the dirt the bargain detergent cant get to. Tide pods can. . . . . Jimmy thank you. Thank you. And thank you. Welcome back. Dwayne johnson, Billy Eichner, music from dawes on the way. First, if you look outside, hopefully you got to see the super moon. Did you see the super moon . This is when the moon is at its closest point to the earth, in this case the closest the moon has been to earth since 1948. It wont get this close again until the year 2034, assuming there is a year 2034. Here in l. A. , we have the kardashians so we see super so its not really that big a deal for us. If youre somewhere else and you miss the super moon, just go in your closet and stare at a lightbulb, i guess. Uber is trying out a new thing to make their service feel more personal. Uber, they want to do what google does. You know how google tracks everything you do, then you see ads . They want to have their app keep track of where you go, who you know, and what you like. That way i guess you can listen to the music you prefer, when you get in the car theyll keep the car at the temperature you you want to go to, maybe even it can summon a driver who actually knows you. See you later. When you need a ride, ubers got you covered. Now thanks to our new personalized passenger algorithm, uber knows exactly what you need. Daniel mom . Get in, sweetie, come on. Introducing uber mom. Shes always available. And shes ready to take her precious cargo anywhere you want to go. Why . Who lives there . Nobody. Is she jewish . Hey, babe. Its about time. Im sorry. Hello, alison take good care of my sweet baby. He likes to sleep with mr. Wiggles. Mom you brought your mom . Uber mom. Youll never have sex again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy yeah, all right. We like to dispatch my cousin sal into the world with hidden cameras to have some fun. And give us a break here at the office. And he did it again. This is cousin sal egging on unwitting delivery men. . Hey, come on up. Hows it going . Whats the name . Youre delivering eggs . Yeah. This is good, this is me, excellent. Now i paid you already, right . You dont pay me. Do me a favor, put the phone away. Im going to show you something. Hold this. Put the phone away. You dont need your phone. Teenage girl. All right, watch this. Youre going to love this, watch. Watch this. Thats my car right there. Bam right . Isnt that something . Look at that. I released all the frustration i had throughout the day. Pizza delivery too, this is great. Come on in. Watch out im throwing eggs. Its a lot of the fun, right . Put the pizza down. Here. Put it right there. Watch this. Watch what i do with my friend. He just delivered eggs to me. Thats my car. Bam isnt that fun . You know what, you try it. I want to see you guys try one. Its like therapy. You throw one. Its a lot of fun. I have one. All right. Here you go. Throw another one. Try to get the window. Oh, thats pretty good. Thats pretty good too. I want you to throw it at the same time. You ready . Put your phone away. Here. We go right here. All right. One, two, three beautiful i like that. Doesnt it feel good . Hold on, going to give you one more. Hey, hey, hey, what are you gu whoa, whoa, whoa what are you doing . Why are you guys throwing eggs at my car . Who is that guy . I brought you food. What food . Why are you throwing eggs at my car . I deliver pizza i saw on my camera, you both and this guy throw eggs at my car that guy said, this is my car. This is my car i didnt throw any. I got you on camera throw two eggs. He say, this my car, i live i say i drop the food, sign off. Then he say, i have frustration too much and sending this guy. He said hes frustrated so he gave you eggs to throw at my car . Because hes frustrated . This is my culture. Your culture throws eggs . His culture. He said, he said. His culture . Yeah. What culture throws eggs at my car . His car. His house. Heres what we do, okay . I got an easy way to settle this. Both of you come here. Can you see this car . I got you on my camera, the both of you, vandalizing my car. I want you to look in that camera so i got a good look at you and say, im sorry, to jimmy kimmel. Im sorry. Im sorry, jimmy. Say im sorry, jimmy. Im sorry, jimmy. Im sorry, jimmy. Jimmy . Jimmy, im sorry. Theyre sorry. Thank you. Thank you. Theres the guy right here they did. Sal theyre not aware of it yet . I have to leave, i have to leave. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy big fan. We have a great show tonight. Music from dawes. Billy eichner is here. Be right back with Dwayne Johnson [ cheers and applause ] . Dicky portions of . Jimmy kimmel live . Are brought to you by hallmark channels countdown to christmas. 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Aand you got unlimited data because you have directv . . Okay, just a few more steps. Get the iphone 7 on us and unlimited data when you switch to at t and have directv. Llular to get yourself the Samsung Galaxy s7 and 500 bucks. Maybe. Maybe, jerbear . Hmm . Got your phone and your 500 and put it under your own tree. Thats your writing you after santas job . It was a oneday deal. Sorry, santa. Its no crime to gift yourself. Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 this friday jimmy hi, welcome back to the show. Tonight, the host of billy on the street which premieres tomorrow night on Trutv Billy Eichner is here. He is very funny. Then their latest album is called . Were all gonna die, . Music from dawes. [ cheers and applause ] and garth brooks will be here. He will be here two nights with garth brooks. Plus, billy crystal, lucas hedges and music from jeezy featuring French Montana as they say. Our first guest is one of the biggest movie stars in the world, literally, hes enormous. Youll see. Starting november 23rd you can hear him fully in song as the demigod maui in the new disney movie . Moana. . . When the nights got cold who stole you fire f . Look at that oh . . Also i lassoed the sun youre welcome . . To stretch your days and bring you fun . . Also i harnessed the breeze . . Youre welcome to fill your sails and shake your trees . . So what can i say except youre welcome . . For the islands i pulled from the sea . . Theres no need to pray youre welcome . . I guess its just my way of jimmy please say hello to americas favorite dwayne, Dwayne Johnson. [ cheers and applause ] . [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy good to have you here. Amazing crowd, wow. Jimmy what were you doing there . Is that for instagram or periscope . This was for 70 million fans on the gram. Jimmy on the gram. [ cheers and applause ] on the gram. Thank you for participating. Jimmy my pleasure, my pleasure. Did you ever imagine during just wearing a pair of underpants and hitting people over the head with folding chairs, that one day you would be singing in an animated disney film . No. [ laughter ] no, no, not at all. I mean, look. Here we are, were on the show, were talking about it, the movies getting ready to come out. And so i was on my way to china. This is two and a half years ago, on my way to china. With my agent, getting ready to promote a movie. Were getting ready to go on the plane. He goes, got to talk to you. He goes, sit down. Im like, okay. So i sit down. And he goes, this just came in. Its been in development for years now. They just offered you this role in disney. And i was like, wow. He goes, your culture, polynesian culture, which got me very excited to showcase our culture. Im like, oh, thats amazing. He goes, you know what else . I got to say it right because this is how we operate, we roll, were truthful on this show. He goes, youre [ bleep ] singing. Well, all right thank you so much. Yes. Lets do it. Could sing going in . Were they aware . Did they check first . [ laughter ] they did, they did their deep dive research. Jimmy they did. As only disney does. I think they had an idea. Because i sang before in the past. I would come on probably come on here, wed sing a little bit, silly, fun stuff. So i think they knew maybe i could carry a tune. Jimmy right. So i think that was enough. Then they had, of course, the masterful Linmanuel Miranda wrote all of our music. Jimmy he was here last week and he said for this, this was like his dream. He named his son sebastian after the crab in the little mermaid. I mean, that is that to me is proof that this is his dream. This is literally his dream. But by the way, its like a dream come true for so many of us. His son sebastian was born during the making of moana. Our daughter jasmine was born during the making of moana. Jimmy how old is she now . 11 months old. And i have a daughter, simone, whos 15. Heres the crazy thing. Starts off with baby moana who looks just like my 11monthold jasmine. Then she grows into this beautiful 15, 16yearold girl who looks just like my other daughter, simone. Its a whole [ audience aww ] i know. Jimmy you should sue. I am suing. You shouldnt have told them that. Jimmy your 11monthold too is young has she seen the movie . She hasnt seen the movie. We cant wait to show it to her. She loves the trailer. Jimmy she does . Jimmy right, yeah. Its like honeycoated gravel, you know. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a doubleedged sword. You could get in a situation, like the song let it go in frozen. Where kids love you and they sing the song so many times, over and over again, their parents begin to want to kill you. [ laughter ] yes. Im well aware that that could happen, by the way, with the song youre welcome. Who knows. Well see. Youre shooting liveaction movie jumanji, a new version, in hawaii right now. Yes, yes. What is it like shooting in the place you grew up . Its first of all, its awesome. Right . Its awesome. Its a doubleedged sword, right . Theres a side a and on side b. Jimmy tell us about the side b, we dont care about side a, we want to hear the bad parts. The bad part is you go back to hawaii. First all the locals i just have to say bringing a movie of this size and magnitude, the jobs it creates for the hardworking locals, thats amazing. Jimmy its great. Thats the aside. The bside is after every day we wrap, theres fans always waiting, theres inevitably more cousins. I just got more cousins. Jimmy you did . I go out, my logistical guys will say, hey, listen. Theres two, three families, you look over there, theres 20 people all Holding Things and babies and all kinds of stuff waiting for me to sign. Who is that . Thats your cousin from your grandfathers side ten times removed. Im like, i dont have that, no, theyre white. How did that happen . Im like, okay. Maybe. But thats the other side to that. Jimmy yeah, right. Thats what happens when you go to hawaii. Jimmy theres an island, theres nowhere to go, everybody becomes cousins eventually, right . [ laughter ] yeah. Eventually, yes. We all become cousins. Jimmy have you been to the places you used to hang out when you grew up . Those like spots . Yeah, so i have been im sure ive talked about it with you a few times. Growing up as a teenager in hawaii, i used to get in trouble a lot, doing things i shouldnt have been doing, arrested multiple times. So i used to so the answer is yes. So i felt like i need to redeem myself. I went back to hawaii. I had my 15yearold daughter simone. Honey, its sunday, its our day off, were going to go to all these places that i did bad things. Ive got to redeem myself. Jimmy what . This sounds like a movie right off the bat. I know. Were at least going to drive by. I told her stories. Basically its like theres the lessons here. Jimmy what . Seems like a terrible idea. [ laughter ] i thought it was a great idea. At the time. Jimmy you got to call me before you have another one of these ideas. Ill call you next time. All the places i did bad [ bleep ]. Jimmy this is daddys favorite crackhouse. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] oh my god. Jimmy not that bad . Its not that bad. Funny you should say crack. [ laughter ] so i used to walk to the gym when i was a freshman. Five miles. Jimmy wow. Everybody says, you walked five miles . I literally had to walk five miles to the gym. Midway point to the gym is a 7eleven. I used to stop at this 7eleven. I swear to god, every day. I used to steal a kingsize snickers bar. Jimmy every day . For energy. I didnt have any money, right . So thats what i did. I took every day, for energy, kingsized snicker bar. Jimmy wow. I told my daughter, i said, what if we went, lets go back to the 7eleven, lets go in snickers. Let me put 500 down and just say, here, thank you. Then go. Shes like, all right, thats kind of cool, lets go do that. We pull up. Shes like, is that and i look. Is that . Yeah. I think hes shooting up drugs right there, hm, oh. I think right there. Its so sketchy now. This place. So we did not go in. [ laughter ] jimmy thats good. This is some lesson you taught your daughter. Come on, honey jimmy were going to make this right on second thought, were leaving. [ laughter ] and we left. Jimmy you would go in and these must have been the leastobservant 7eleven cashiers of alltime. Yes. Jimmy this giant boy comes in every day. Maybe they were too scared to say anything. I had pimples all over my face because i ate a snickers bar every day, sugar. I had afro, an afro. First of all, same person, employee, every day. Same shift. Every day. I guess its kind of like, its hey. Jimmy did you buy anything . Purchase anything . As a ruse . Or just go in there, take the snickers bar, and leave . No, i had no money, there was no ruse. It wasnt a sophisticated model i was working with. [ laughter ] jimmy inside the criminal mind of Dwayne Johnson, wow. It was just that. One day i will have to go back. If not that one, a 7eleven. Redeem myself. Jimmy a different 7eleven. This is back before i became who i am today. Jimmy is going on across the street from us. Yes. Yes, it is. Jimmy this is the premiere of moana, World Premiere. It is the World Premiere of moana. Theres months and months of planning that go into this, right . These premieres. Tonight this is one of the biggest premieres in hollywood ever. Of alltime. All of hollywood boulevard is shut down. Jimmy thats true. For this premiere. Jimmy its a nightmare. Theres going to be a special performance outside on stage. Good idea to bring all of you with us. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy that will be fun, right . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Dwayne Johnson, moana opens november 23rd. Be right back with Billy Eichner [ cheers and applause ] . 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Jimmy i remember the first time i saw you and i was like, this guy is a lunatic. Very funny. Running through the street. Five seasons. Who could have ever imagined it would last this long . Not me but im happy about it. Wait a second, hold on. Linmanuel miranda named his son after sebastian the lobster . Jimmy yes, he did. And were not going to talk about that more . Jimmy sebastian is a crab. First of all. Not a lobster. Oh, a crab. Jimmy that was a little bit racist of you to lump th. Well, Perfect Timing this week, jimmy. [ laughter ] he should meet my daughter mary poppins, i think theyll really get along. Jimmy how are you doing . Hows everything . Its been an interesting time. You know . Jimmy yeah. My shows coming out, super excited. Weve got jon hamm tomorrow night. If you look at my twitter feed its like, so schizophrenic. Its like call your congressman then five minutes later, watch my show, its really funny the Trump Campaign . You were not one of the celebrities . Im melanias official spin instructor, thats what i am. Jimmy melania would be fun for you to run around on the street with, wouldnt she . Would she, jimmy . [ laughter ] not sure that invitation is coming any time soon. Well see what happens. You never know. Jimmy youre based in new york, thats the only place you could do this show. Right . I think so. It depends how amazing and funny and how much attitude new yorkers have. Jimmy and how quick they are to respond. She doesnt care, you know . Jimmy she doesnt care. You dont find that here. People would crumple in a little heap. People are too polite. Jimmy i dont know what it is exactly. I dont know that its a good quality but it is different for sure. In a weird way, it sounds a little cheesy, i grew up in new york, and i think the show is this kind of weird tribute to how crazy and insane new yorkers are. Jimmy i think youre right. Theres so much diversity on the show. Jimmy the craziest and most insane new yorker is you running around with a microphone. Yes, that is me. And so many fun guests. Jon hamm, seth rogen, lupita nyongo, john oliver. Youre not invited. [ laughter ] no, i love you, id love to have you, any time. Jimmy is it a pain to have a person with you . Yes, i hate them. Jimmy you can do it on your own no problem. I know. Jimmy youve got to drag somebody around and get them involved. I know but i need them for ratings. [ laughter ] no, its so much fun. We did one with michelle obama. Jimmy yes, right. David letterman was on your show which was really crazy. Because he never goes out on the street and does this. He kind of invented it. I know hes a hero for you and me too, i grew up watching him. One of the biggest compliments ive gotten is that dave thought that i had big balls. Jimmy nice. Yeah. Jimmy you showered together . [ laughter ] oh, i see. I love the beard now. Jimmy congratulations on youre right in the middle. Thats where you want to be. [ cheers and applause ] yes thank you. I have to say, i grew up reading Entertainment Weekly every week. Ive had a subscription since i was 10 years old. This is crazy. Im in the center of the bullseye. Which is so amazing to me. At the same time as a gay jew, i dont know if this is the best week to put me in the center of a bullseye. [ laughter ] but its a little redundant. But ill take it, ill take it. Jimmy yeah, thats pretty good. What kind of 10yearold has a subscription to any magazine . A gay one, jimmy. [ laughter ] jimmy what is it, and i dont mean to lump everybody in together. But why are gay men so interested in pop culture . You know, thats an interesting question. Jimmy thank you. And ill talk about it on charlie rose. Know what i mean . Im not talking about that here. I dont know, my parents sat me down in front of the tv, in i was raised by mary hart and john tesh. [ laughter ] i was. Im not proud of it but this is what happened. Jimmy well, how about that. You love what you love. Its as simple as that. What are you going to do . Jimmy im looking forward to the new season. Thank you. Jimmy do you want to come to the movie with us . Have you met the rock . Im actually really busy. Jimmy oh, you are. [ laughter ] yeah. No, i love the rock. Jimmy Linmanuel Miranda named his son after a crab for this movie, you have to understand. Ill go see it. Ill go see it. Jimmy we dont want to force you into anything. [ cheers and applause ] i know how comfortable you are out on the street. I will consider it. Jimmy okay, consider it. All right, billy on the street tuesday night 10 30 on trutv, Billy Eichner, everybody be right back with dawes. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. . . . . . . . . . . laughs. here it is. . . Hey dad . Wishes do come true. The lincoln wish list sales event is on. Lincoln family of luxury vehicles. 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Find your voice and then dispose of it. Its more than cash back. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series brought to you by the Dicks Sporting Goods foundation. Help save youth sports. Jimmy this is their new album called were all gonna die. Here with the song when the tequila runs out, dawes . . . Everyone that greeted me was moving slow and drinking fast . . I was lost inside a painting on a wall a pretty baby with a cigarettes as looking . For a . . They had thriller on the stereo not the album just the song . . For two dancers all in white that no one really knew there were a lot of leather jackets there was a haircut . . Reading palms there was a line outside the bathroom that didnt really move . . . When the tequila runs out well be drinking champagne when the tequila runs out well be drinking champagne . . When the tequila runs out well be drinking champagne when the tequila runs out well be feeling no pain . . . Some girls forgot their bathing suits but felt like jumping in the pool . . Right after making sure the underwater lights were on i was blushing like a fool . . Letting everyone pretend they hadnt planned it all along . . Then our host bust out of his bedroom with his glasses slightly bent . . He gets up on the diving board to tell us how he feels ladies and gentlemen weve begun the initial descent . . And now its time to pull up on the wheel . . . When the tequila runs out well be drinking champagne when the tequila runs out well be drinking . . Champagne . . When the tequila runs out well be drinking champagne when the tequila runs out well be feeling no pain . . . On the floor of the living room i saw my past life passed out laying next to her handsome new flame . . I didnt recognize his face too much cept for the grimace on his mouth . . He looked a lot like me he seemed to be in pain . . I didnt hear the picture window break i didnt see the rising sun but i could feel the morning breeze . . Then i heard her tired voice speak up and say i think this partys done . . She asked if i could drive her home and then she added please please . Well be drinking champagne when the tequila runs out well be drinking . . Champagne . . When the tequila runs out well be drinking champagne when the tequila runs out well be feeling no pain . . . . . Jimmy hey, now, all right. The tequila will never run out, dont worry. Thats dawes, see them on tour starting in january. Were taking the whole audience across the street to see moana so well be right back [ cheers and applause ] . No more games, jerry. And 500 bucks. Maybe. Maybe, jerbear . Hmm . Got your phone and your 500 and put it under your own tree. Thats your writing you after santas job . It was a oneday deal. Sorry, santa. Its no crime to gift yourself. Get a Samsung Galaxy s7 this friday jimmy hi, everybody. Were back. This is Dwayne Johnson, this is guillermo johnson, you didnt know that was his last name. We are about to take our audience to see moana, the afi film fest, the World Premiere. Theyll be the first people to see the film, it opens on november 23rd. Lets head over there. Lets do. Weve got the audience right here. Jimmy this is fun. You know this is especially exciting because theju legalized moana here in california. Legal moana, thats good news. We got the band behind us. [ cheers and applause ] here we go everybodys here dawes is here weve got a new album out, its very uplifting, were all gonna die. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we are all going to die. Lets see the movie jimmy everybodys hosting their own show at once here. I want to thank Billy Eichner on again, dawes. We apologize to matt damon, unfortunately even though we did have extra time we ran out of time for him. Sorry, man, we love you. Jimmy its really sad. Watch nightline too. Were going to watch the movie, its moana time. Guillermo its moana time. Jimmy very good, the audience is ready. Dawes, are you guys ready for moana . Thanks for watching. This is nightline. Tonight, Kiefer Sutherland is taking you way behind the scenes of abcs designated survivor. Now were with reallife designated survivors. We went to a secure, undisclosed location. We take you inside a once top secret gover welcome to the bunker. In case of a national catastrophe. Plus moana, the female hero of disneys newest animated feature. Dwayne johnson tells us why this new movie rocks. Ive got a pretty good singing voice. The stars surprising personal connection to the exotic backdrop. Puppet parody. Get your cheese cake ready, the