But guess what . Hundreds of parents did it anyway. They went ahead and shot it. And posted it. And, you know what . Its funny again, so we have a lot to cover tonight. And were going to put the full video on the Jimmy Kimmel Live youtube channel. But here is a taste of what the sneaky moms and dads were up to this year. I ate all of it. Yeah. And my nerds . Yeah. And my yeah. And my yeah. And my gum . Yeah. And the suckers . Yeah. The suckers . Yeah. I need more suckers, okay. Yes, yes, we will get you more suckers. She is very good with the candy brands. Very cute. For the rest of it, go to our youtube channel. Hopefully it will be a nice diversion, because 24 hours from now, our Long National nightmare will be contested for weeks. The best way to describe how im feeling right now is somewhere between Christmas Eve and the night before a liver transplant. Up in canada, theyre very busy sandbagging the border. For everyone who says theyre gonna move there . No, you are not it really i
Amy poehler, and more with the legendary roots crew. Its the tonight show staff favorites. D now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hi, guys welcome to the tonight show at home edition. This whole week, weve been asking our staffers to pick their favorites moments from the tonight show and late night. And since its thursday, were getting close to the best of the best and i love seeing these, not because their great memories but also i miss seeing all staffers faces. And i get to see their families, too. So please enjoy the best of the tonight show and late night. Hi, im cyndilom jimmys maks well as the make up Department Head one of my favorite memories is from 2014 when we were in orlando, florida at universal studios. Kevin hart was a guest and jimmy was able to convince him to ride this insane rollercoaster called hollywood rip ride rockit. A little behind the scenes tidbit and a slight confession i have to make, jimmy, im sorry, is that i accidently almost spilled the beans when kevin got the rid
Jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness, thank you very much. Hello. [ cheers and applause thank you very much. Please, have a seat. Have a seat. Oh, my goodness. Welcome to the tonight show. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. [ cheers and applause guys, guys, please keep it down you might wake up Jeffrey Epsteins prison guard [ laughter ] so i dont want it just came out that the guards in charge of Jeffrey Epstein were asleep on the job. Signed to guard El Chapo Steve what [ laughter ] jimmy guys, some 2020 election news democratic candidate John Hickenlooper is considering dropping out of the president ial race. [ audience aws ] dont do it, said absolutely no one [ laughter ] do you guys know about John Hickenlooper . Audience no. Jimmy yeah, thats part of the problem. [ laughter ] hes leaving the race. When he broke the news to all his supporters, they were like, cool dad, thanks for telling us. [ laughter ] it makes sense, right now hes pulling at 0 . [ laughter ] im no
Jimmy welcome. Very nice. Hi, everybody. Appreciate that. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us here at our studio in beautiful los angeles, california, where we are joined once again by the guitar phenom slash, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] how are you, slash . This is night three of slashs miniature residency with the cletones. Its a good night to be here. You dont want to be out there tonight, or really ever. [ laughter ] the World Health Organization is warning that sexually transmitted infections, stis as they call them, are on the rise in a big way. They went down, way down, during covid but people are back out doing filthy things. [ laughter ] theyre up again. Four stis simple less, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and trichomoniasis. Something like that. Each one, nearly impossible to spell, are accounting for a million new infections a day. Even the rate of babies born with stis has shot up, which is the worst. I mean, is there anything
Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, amy poehler, Bert Kreischer, and music from wilco. With cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheering and applause ] jimmy i appreciate that. Hello. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thanks for coming. Thank you for watching. Id like to relay a special hello to those of you who are still drunk after monday night football. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our home base, in the heart of hollywood. One of the strangest places in all the world, but we do get some competition from time to time. This is from the sunday service at st. John the divine cathedral in new york where parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of st. Francis, the patron saint of animals. There were cats. There were dogs. A goose on site. There was a giant snake. They had a baby crocodile. Look at that guy. A sloth paid its first visit to church in a basket, as did a very reluctant little donkey, who is probably an atheist