Lou from hollywood, its Jimmy Kimmel Live tonight, guillermo at the oscars. Owen wilson, and Academy Award winner Guillermo Del Toro with cleto and the cletones. And now, jimmy kimmel [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Very nice. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us on i might be a little slow. This is probably the most hung over day of the year in hollywood. [ laughter ] oscar monday. Last night i hosted the oscars right across the street. [ cheering ] i was fishing, ill admit it. [ laughter ] its weird to see an audience not in tuxedos and gowns. Its gross, actually, disgusting. [ laughter ] you look terrible. Its an interesting setup at the oscars. Everyones crowded together in basically an abandoned shopping mall. They clear out the mall over there, and everyone is there wearing donated clothes. Most of them havent eaten in days. Its like a very upscale hurricane shelter. [ laughter ] but what a night. No slaps, no mixedup envelope
Good evening, and welcome. Less than 24 hours from now and for the third time in under four months, former President Donald Trump will appear in court as a criminal defendant. This for his arraignment in washington on federal charges related to his alleged actions to overturn the results of the 2020 president ial election. The grand jury indictment handed up late yesterday alleging the expresident s actions amounted to a conspiracy to defraud the United States to obstruct and impede the january 6th congressional proceedings where the votes were tallied and certified and a conspiracy against the right to vote. All of it according to special counsel jack smith built on destabilizing lies about Election Fraud tonight, we are learning more about six unindicted and unnamed coconspirators in the case,. Trump denying any wrongdoi his legal team tipping their hand as to how they may defend against the charges. Garrett haake leads us off tonight with the very latest. Reporter former President T
Jimmy im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. Relax, relax. Here in sunny los angeles, california, which has just been named the 172nd safest city in the united states. [ cheers ] out of 182. [ laughter ] the study was commissioned by a finance website looking for publicity. Honestly, they dont deserve it. Its a ridiculous list. Theres no way l. A. Is 172. Weve got five spidermen out front of this theater alone. [ laughter ] of the top 10 safest cities, number one is columbia, maryland. Followed by nashua, New Hampshire and laredo, texas. Lewiston, maine is number ten. Lewiston has a population of 36,000 people, of course its safe. All you have to do to stay safe in lewiston is avoid dennis. [ laughter ] we have more than twice as many people than all ten of those top ten cities combined. Of course when you have 5 million more people, some of them are going to murder you, thats how it goes. [ laughter ] and things are about to get even less
Humankind. I feel like we take a lot for granted. Remember a couple of weeks ago, nasa rammed a spaceship into an asteroid to to try to knock it off course . Well, it worked they did it. It worked even better than they expected. Its off course. If dinosaurs could have figured this out, theyd be alive today. [ laughter ] but they didnt. It really is hard to believe. We live in a country where scientists, who are smart enough to target and hit an asteroid that is 11 million miles away live right next door to people who are so dim, they think vaccines turn you into a refrigerator magnet. [ laughter ] i guess it keeps us on our toes. The successful test means that in the future, we could probably alter the path of an asteroid to make it miss earth. Or we just let the asteroid hit us. Depending upon how things keep going from here. [ laughter ] did you get home in time to watch the dodgers game last night, guillermo . I know you were worried you might not make it. Guillermo yeah, fourth inn
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