[ cheering and applause ] greg: i know. I know! i know! [ chuckling ] you are lucky to have me. [ laughter ] happy thursday everybody. So while filming a music video in nashville, von jan gottamac jon bon jovi heroically talked a woman off of talk jumping off a bridge, by promising to quit making music. [ laughter ] yeah. That is a good one. Kamala harris is flying to north carolina to get the undecided votes while joe biden is meeting with st. Peter to get the data about. [ laughter ] i get it! more of those jokes. The democrat advises kamala harris not to do more interviews because she could say something that could be used against her, like reminding them she is currently vice president. Year congressman fell asleep during actual testimony from families who lost loved ones to illegal immigrant crime. Give him a break, he was up all night making lunch. On the view, joe tried to get up popstar ushered to endorse kamala harris but he was not taking the bait. The bait had already been e
From washington tonight. The regime is getting nervous. Thats the focus of tonights angle. Laura the weaponization of legal system against Donald Trump has backfired royally on the democrats as more americans see the cases against him for what they are. Political payback. Of course, Trump Wasnt shy about calling this out at the debate which meant Kamala Harris chief surrogate over at the doj felt the need to respond. Our norms are a promise that we will not allow this to department to be used as a political weapon. And our norms are a promise that we will not allow this nation to become a country where enforcement is treated as an apparatus of politics. Laura okay. What norms is he talking about exactly . The norms that allowed for Hunters Sweetheart Plea deal to get all The Way to is a federal judge before being tossed . Or how about the norms that led the fbi to question the authenticity of hunter Bidens Laptop in the fall of the last election cycle. Or the norms that fani Willis Lov
Judge Jeanine Jr. harold Ford Jr. Jesse Watters, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new York City, and this is the five. Well, apparently, greg, it was a showdown for the ages. Donald trump met Kamala Harris, squaring off for their first debate, the night starting out with a handshake that quickly darted a makers. She doesnt have a plan, she copied Bidens Plan and it is like for sentences, like run Spot Run P or g is going to my philosophy. I was going to send her a maga hat. In the course of his rallies he talks about fictional characters like hannibal lector. He will talk about windmills cause cancer. And what you will also notice is people start leaving his rallies early out of exhaustiOn And boredom. Im talking now. If you dont mind. Please. Does that sound familiar . Donald trump was fired by 81 Million people. What yOu Think is a friendship with what is known to be a dictator, who would eat you for lunch. Quiet, please. She is going to do all of these wonderful things. Why hasnt she d
Go doWn to Washington, d. C. The president of the united statet gos. Et youll get him out of bed. Youll Wake him up at 4 00d co in the afternoon. You say, Com Ae on, Come On DoWn to the office. Lets sign a bill. What Di Hare Cappingfice Tha Lat Night . Wait a minute. Im talking noW. Does that sound familiar . My life Was better Whenm Trump Was in office. Ta With kamalas administration, Things havent been so fantastic. A harr voters arent buying What Carmel is selling. The attempt to end my Husbands Lifehusban Was a horrible, distressing experience. NoW the silence around it feelsd heavy and We need to uncover the truth. More secrets from the Secret Service. [ plus, i had surgery. Hopefully nobodys perfect. Certainly not me, certainly not you. Certaiand certainly not donald. But an imperfect donal gonedp St Trump still beats Kamala Harris at her best, and Neitheril Trump or harris Were at their best Last Night. They Were at their very reales t. Kamala Was Well rehearsed, composed, aggre
Im Jesse Watters on the Judge Jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and Greg Gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is The Five. Is kamala getting cocky . The vp must think she is untouchable after the liberal press praised her Debate Performance, so her team is ready to ditch the Training Wheels and let her fly solo. A new Harris Campaign Memo laying out how shell be doing more Media Interviews, including with unconventional outlets. And get her out on the campaign trail. The logic here is that the more kamala the better. What could go wrong . Donald trump intends to end the affordable care act. He has no plan to replace it. [laughter] he said he said [laughs] concepts of a plan. [laughs] jesse yikes be at harris is so confident that she crushed it in the debate, she wants another one. I believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate. I said it then. I say it now. Its time to turn the page. [cheers and applause] turn that page. Turn that page. Jesse but trump sayin