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Im Jesse Watters on the Judge Jeanine pirro, jessica tarlov, dana perino, and Greg Gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is The Five. Is kamala getting cocky . The vp must think she is untouchable after the liberal press praised her Debate Performance, so her team is ready to ditch the Training Wheels and let her fly solo. A new Harris Campaign Memo laying out how shell be doing more Media Interviews, including with unconventional outlets. And get her out on the campaign trail. The logic here is that the more kamala the better. What could go wrong . Donald trump intends to end the affordable care act. He has no plan to replace it. [laughter] he said he said [laughs] concepts of a plan. [laughs] jesse yikes be at harris is so confident that she crushed it in the debate, she wants another one. I believe we owe it to the voters to have another debate. I said it then. I say it now. Its time to turn the page. [cheers and applause] turn that page. Turn that page. Jesse but trump saying that aint happening. True thing this, kamala should focus on what she should have done during the last almost fouryear period appeared there will be no third debate. Meanwhile, Jim Clyburn is not a fan of kamala doing more Media Interviews and here is why. Oneonone, discussions with people in the media, will not necessarily connect to the voters. If you go on these one on ones, you drill down into questions until there is a word that is uttered that can be used in a negative way. Jesse dana, so trump says there will be no third debate appeared is that a Negotiating Tactic . Or will there be no third debate . Dana i mean, i dont i have to take him at his word when he says no third debate, i would say no third Debate P or maybe he will change his mind. I dont know. Jesse he has never changed his mind before. Dana on this one may be not be at for him, thats probably fine because all of the movement, democrats, they are enthusiastic, not, kamala curious, trump people are in it to win it in here for you. She is raising a ton of money. They are going to have a Cash Advantage going into this. And trump will keep doing interviews. Whereas she may or may not. So its not that people arent going to hear from trump, but maybe he doesnt want the split screen, may be just doesnt want to have to go through it again, or maybe he think hes won and hes fine. And maybe for the undecideds thats fine. It comes down to this really interesting Numbers Game of how many undecideds can you turn out in these states . With some of the rules that are different. In pennsylvania you dont have the kind of Voter Registration or Ballot Access that you had in 2020 do to the pandemic. Really pennsylvania is where this all comes down to accept she is expanding the map, may be, to places like North Carolina which means that got to spend more money and time there. I think the president , former president , would benefit from another debate, and even if she doesnt really want another debate, they are going to throw it in his face every single chance that they get now that says he doesnt want to have a debate because fillin the blank, he is scared. Jesse if they say that, you are scared, mr. President, all right, lets do it on fox, and then see what kamala says. Dana great, well take it. Jesse and greg will moderate. Greg im not so sure. Trump should do the debate, but he should choose a truly objective and unconventional venue. No Legacy News networks. They are contaminated. They are infested p or they are rife with old friends, confidants, college paltz, former and future coworkers. You wont get that where trump goes P Or Lex friedman, you know, go on the all in podcast. Rogan, tim dillon. He would function great without a rigged system. There is no reason why kamala doesnt want she should want a debate. Shes got the formula and the fix is in. She knows what to do, flood the zone with the hoaxes knowing from the earlier debate she will not be factchecked and instead she will be protected. So trump did spends his time debunking all of these hoaxes at exasperated that the moderators let It Fly and she just smiles and wonders why this is so people kept saying this was so hard, this is really easy. She has like the drunk dude at the bar who can say what he wants because the dad owns the place and pays off the cops. You can understand why he wouldnt do it because why would i walk into this again . You know, i always thought this was really strange. By the way when i was watching her at these rallies come i was like, where have i seen this before . libsoftiktok. Remember every single libsoftiktok has these Wild Eyed woke weird ladies screaming about gender. It must appeal to somebody but the eyes and the craziness and stuff, no guy is going to vote for that. They are not going to do it. They dont want somebody in the White House that sounds like ms. Marianne. Jesse Judge Jeanine, shes going to be out there. You saw the new memos going out, doing interviews, hitting the campaign trail. They think more kamala the better. Do you think that is how the american people feel . Judge jeanine you know, look, and dana made reference to this, everything goes in Waves P or when someone to kill Donald Trump, Killed Biden and the debate, the way it was p here and then it goes down. She comes out and she is a Bait And Switch president ial candidate, and then it goes up, and then it comes down. Look, there are going to be waves continuously. She is saying she is going to do unconventional whatever. Areas. Does that mean podcast . Does that mean individuals . What does it mean . Just our friends . We dont know. She now has the confidence she didnt have for the last three and a half years, okay . The only thing this debate changed was the fact that people saw a different kamala from a kamala they saw from the last three and a half years, who was really a joke and just went from one Word Salad to the next. So you have to wonder of the 67 Million people who watched the debate, how many of them were undecided voters . And if they were undecided voters, did she answer enough questions to get them on her side . The first question put to her was the economy better than it was, she couldnt answer it, she did all of this aspirational stuff that i talked about yesterday. But heres the difference. Its kind of like you watch a football game. You go in and we talked about this i think the day of the debate. People watch debates to see how their person does. I am all in for trump, im all in for kamala. You dont switch because of the debate. You are basically like a football game. Im in for this team versus that team peered whether your Team Wins or loses, you are still with your team. And she didnt give anyone a reason to change their vote. And thats what i think is going to be her difficulty, and we dont see the numbers on wont see them for another week or so. In the end, it is so ironic for her to say, at this rally, we owe it to the voters to have another debate. This is a woman who wouldnt talk for 57 days, first interview was with cnn, the coach, the assistant coach, excuse me, and then it was three on one the other day, so, you know, i dont put a lot of faith in what she is going to do but what i do have faith is the american voters know what trump can do and they have seen what she wont to do. Jesse jessica, who do you think needs another debate more Trump Or Kamala . Jessica i think they both need another debate because the judge is right. No one who has a team is changing teams, but there are a couple hundred thousand people who have no team right now and they are the ones that are going to decide the election. 48 of them said they want to hear more from kamala, 18 said they want to hear more from trump. It is completely feasible that either one of these people could win the election on november 5th, or whenever it is officially called. So the premise of the segment, though, about whether she is getting too cocky, i dont know how anyone could listen to democrats on tv, any democrats you know in your life and not think we are anything but short of the fact that we are underdogs, working our butts off and knowing Donald Trump could be president again. Today was a good day, though, for kamala and for democrats. So the Fox News Power rankings came Outcome Headline Trump loses his edge. North carolina and georgia shifting from lean republican into a tossup. If so morning consult has her up five. Dana, to your point about the Cash Advantage, thats obviously huge but you know what is doing with our cash . We are running an election, there are a Ground Game and a number of articles citing people like ronna mcdaniel, Who Have Run campaigns before, saying Donald Trump is prepared for a midterm, not a general election. If you look at wisconsin alone, they must state, democrats have 48 Field Offices in 43 counties. They have 350 staffers in pennsylvania alone. We are taking it much more seriously. We know the get out the Vote Effort is actually what wins elections, especially in a race that is a dead heat. Jesse all right, guys, we are going to have to get more jessica can we get a Ground Game . Jesse a lot more Field Offices in wisconsin. Jessica we need staffers. We need staffers. Judge jeanine [laughs] jesse i dont know if that is true or not. God come i hope it is not true. Dana it is. Jesse hillary had a huge Cash Advantage the last time and she got smoked. Dana also she didnt jessica she didnt get smoked. Jesse she got smoked. Dana wisconsin or michigan, we could use a visit and people in brooklyn were like we are fine peered we are fine. And then she lost. I think what jessica is saying is there not taking anything for granted and partly that is because the obama people are now back in charge. Judge jeanine oh, yeah. Jesse we saw it happen it 16 and i love to bring up that year because it was such a great year. Its been a while. And they underestimated Donald Trump, they didnt see it coming, the polling was all out of whack and then hillary took a nap on Election Night and woke up and she had lost three of the battlegrounds. Greg its interesting when you think about republicans dont have a choice with trump in terms of hiding or not hi hiding. He cant be hidden. For the democratic party, they have an option of hiding there ccandidate, they will. I imagine it is what parents feel like when they have an ugly child. Clyburne is saying you never know what she is going to say, might say she has Vice President , dont want people reminded of that or she might say she prosecuted pot smokers while she smoked pop or she pushed for Sex Changes for inmates or Joe Biden is racist. All of these things she has said so the less she says the better. Its the Democrat Party is the only party where silence is golden. Inyourface, jessica. Go ahead, shake your head. Jessica because I Cant speak. Run, spot, run. Jesse run, spot, run. Greg seen but not heard beards be on the medias drunk on kamalas Postdebate Vibes and seriously underestimating a trump come back. Lets get started. Bill, wheres your mask . I really tried sleeping with it, everybody. Now i sleep with inspire. Inspire . No mask . No hose . Just sleep. Learn more, and view important Safety Information at inspiresleep. 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After fawning over kamala after the debate come acting like the former president got hit with a knockout punch, check out this clowns reaction. What a smack down. Harris ran trump over with a truck. It was fun. Im still giddy thinking about it. She tore out your heart, showed it to you while it was still beating, then ate it on national television. [cheers and applause] and. And now she would like seconds. Judge jeanine but politico is trying to warn them about the danger of underestimating Donald Trump. And how the polls always underestimate the strength of Trumps Support. And while the elite pundits say kamala won the debate, Swing State voters in Michigan And Pennsylvania say it isnt enough. Watch this. I did vote for hillary and i cried when she did not win. Okay, then what happened . That i felt like he did a good job. I liked the fact that he was not a politician. I talked 20 voters, not one of them was undecided. Wow. Not one. Headlines come and go but let me tell you this support for former President Trump is real and resilient. I encounter that everywhere i went. And facts come to fact, my life was better than trump was in office, the economy was higher, inflation was lower. Judge jeanine all right, dana, did the media not learned from 2016 not to jump to conclusions when it comes to Donald Trump . Dana you mean when they had to go out, got assigned to go out in america and to actual reporting to find out wow, how did we miss this . They almost did it again in 2020. Yes, i think they do i am curious about one thing, jessica might know the answer to this, but the pollsters definitely underestimated him or didnt get enough people to actually be willing to answer the phone and to say their truth about who they were voting for so that happened in 2016. A little bit in 2020. I dont know that is happening now, it could be, i dont know if they factored that in so maybe it is more real now. Im not exactly sure. I spoke today to the republican Senate Candidate in wisconsin, eric hovde e. He believes the Kamala Harris Switcheroo with biden gave Kamala Harris a little bit of a bump in wisconsin for Just A Little Bit of time and it is not lasting. He really thinks they are underestimating not only trump but also his support, so im not exactly sure but i appreciated Major Garrett and other reporters who have gone outside the Beltway And Outside of the corridor from new york to washington, d. C. , and go out and actually talk to people. I think what he said is something really interesting. He said talked 20 people, they are not undecided. I dont think there are that many undecideds. I think there are people who are unwilling to state or maybe undecided on whether to vote, not who to vote for. Judge jeanine you know, jesse, isnt it interesting, talking about Major Garrett, how youve got the Fantasy Media like this is it, took his heart out in all this other stuff, and yet Major Garrett goes out and he talks to people and he says, you know, that Trumps Support basically is etched in stone. Jesse one guy is a comedian and the other is a reporter, its like me and greg, you know. [laughter] one guy knows something on the other is just time to be funny. I am pretty confident that Donald Trump is going to win this election. And when i lose my confidence, i will tell you. I will say its official, im nervous. And im not anywhere close to that. You can believe i will tell you im nervous because ive been nervous before and ive shared those nerves. But i feel great about this election. The last debate was a knockout, so i think people thought trump could just knock this woman out again and be like okay, off to the races. He didnt. There was no knockout, so okay, its going to be competitive. We are going to have to work for it. But the fundamentals are still in our favor. Everything will battleground is either tied or he is up. 5 or she is up. 5, but if you go in tied with Donald Trump, hes going to win, and they know that. And anybody smart that knows that, too. Im a little annoyed now that they have more offices in wisconsin. This is new information. Jessica its not new information to people paying attention. Jesse okay, well, im not in the battleground states, jessica. If i was, i would be doing a lot better job than the trump campaign. They had to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on lawyers because you guys were arresting him and prosecuting him on b. S. Charges. If that money was better spent, then this would probably be a 49state landslide victory, which im not predicting. At all. Because i learned my lesson with the red wave. Judge jeanine i knew it. I knew it. Jessica, kamalas numbers now are lower than hillarys were in 2016. And lower than bidens were in 2020. And you still think, you know jessica that we are underdogs but we could win . Sure. We are underdogs that could win. To jesses point about the lawfare, i dont think that the voters are happy that Donald Trump is using their Campaign Contributions to fund his legal team. Judge jeanine i dont know about that. The voters recognize it as the weaponization of merrick merrick garland. Jessica all The Grand Juries we whizzed up. Judge jeanine i know grand juries. Jessica i know can cherries. I have dated grand juries. We are not underestimating anything. It is the same thing and i dont think you can see any evidence of it and how we are approaching the mechanics of the election or even how cautious Kamala Harris is being. If she thought this was a slamdunk situation, shed be going absolutely everywhere and laughing at everyones face and saying oh, you think people are going to vote for that buffoon . That guy who says i have concepts of plans . That guy who gets so mad because she mentioned people leaving his rallies, that he spent the next hour and 15 minutes with smoke coming out of his head. That is what she would be doing if we were arrogant about this. Nothing is being taken for granted. And to the point about the michigan undecided voters or the lack of undecided voters, there were a number of Focus Groups after the debate, Washington Post had 24 people, 22 of them said Kamala Harris was the one who won the debate. Cnn had similar margins, and we had a Snap Poll from cnn and a Snap Poll from fox with huge margins for her winning. Does that translate to Kamala Harris is going to be the next president . I dont know. But it means she had a very good night. Judge jeanine go ahead, greg, wrap it up. Greg its totally understandable that colbert would be found rolling. They went from a corpse to a cackler. Its a relief your they might have a chance. But politics isnt Real Life. If this was Real Life they would be embarrassed. If the other players are hitting balls from the Picture And Yours is hitting it from 18, i wouldnt be bragging. There was an old phrase among the right, fax dont care about your feelings come from the Lefts Perspective about trump, your feelings dont care about your facts. I feel that trump is mean. Hes arrogant. Hes boorish. I dont care that there was a better economy, there was no unemployment, we had lower crime, they had a closed border, my feelings. When you listen to that woman speak, she was talking facts. I dont think the feelings or Facts Thing works with the underside of people anymore. They are undecided because maybe they were liberal and things arent going well for them. At last you say Trump Smoke coming out of his head. There is no difference between trump at the Kamala Debate or biden. I went and looked at different ones, different scenes. His tone, his expression, his command, his insistent tone, all the same. Its not really about trump at all, its about she was not joe. So he perhaps should have adjusted to her. But the benefit and flog trump is he treats everybody the same. He doesnt see kamala as, you know, an African American Woman Or Trump as an old white male. He just sees them as the competition, and he doesnt modulate. Maybe he should, but then that wouldnt make Them Trump appeared. Jessica she is new to being black, anyway. Greg that is true. Finally you admit it, jessica. Judge jeanine up next, weve got an Epic Surprise for gregs birthday. We are going to turn up the heat with a special roast. When youre in the military youre really close with your brothers and your sisters that are in the military with you. And when you get out of the military, you kind of lose that until you find a new family. We can talk about our struggles and the things that we did overseas and not everybody can do that. Adam hows it going, brother . We live pretty close to each other. So hes always coming over. When i go to jacks house, we watch a lot of football, hang out. We go outside the friendship has kind of grown into a family i was overseas on a deployment. I got separated from my marines and i got hit in the neck, and it broke my neck and paralyzed me. 14 years ago, i was on a training mission. Did a military freefall, and i had some faulty equipment. I hit the ground. Going, 30 to 40 knots and was instantly paralyzed. I met Jack Fanning when he invited us to park city, utah, through his foundation. I was able to actually get on the Mountain And Ski with my family, I Cant put into words what that meant. I got paid in the military to do crazy fun stuff. And after my accident, im still that same guy. And when i was able to jump out of a perfectly good, helicopter, at 10,000 feet, i did it. I was talking to some vets last week amazing how we have these houses where they can come over because they■re in chairs too. Carpet and wheelchairs dont mix very well. Tunnel to towers, they got rid of all that. They redid my whole bathroom. Thats probably the favorite part of my house. I thought they were just going to do the upgrades. But the surprise to me was they paid off the entire mortgage. When they told me theyre going to pay off my mortgage, i cried. Please contribute 11 a month by visiting t2t. Org now University Of Maryland Global Campus is a school for Real Life, one that values the successes youve already achieved. Earn up to 90 Undergraduate Credits for relevant experience and get the support you need from your first day to Graduation Day and beyond. What will your next success be . Dana and our very own Greg Gutfeld is turning the big 60 today so we are throwing him a roast that will hit him harder than his last colonoscopy. The king of latenight is sitting pretty on his throne and we are loaded with jokes and ready to fire. Special guest Brian Kilmeade is here to join us, never misses an opportunity to be on television. We are going to start with the judge, want to roast him . Judge jeanine Here We Go Pure Greg come I Want You to know that i mainly joined the cast of The Five so i could keep an eye on you. It was that our higher security to keep you from my shoes. [laughter] i never said i was a comedienne. Okay. Bret makes fun of me for driving my car too fast. But in my defense, i thought he was tied to the bumper. You like that one . Greg it was good. Judge jeanine and whenever anyone accuses greg of having a napoleon complex, he denies it and punches them in the knee. [laughter] dana okay, and we have a theme. Jesse, you are next. Jesse well, preparing for this roast was a lot like the Way Greg prepares for his Shows Someone else writes the material and then i stole it. [laughter] one of gregs secrets is that he hates the audience. So when you do see greg in public, dont talk to him and definitely dont touch him. You know, act like his wife. [laughter] greg thats good. Jesse are your feelings hurt . Greg that the winter so far. Jesse greg and Joe Biden have so much in common. They are past their prime. Their wives tell them what to do. They need Cheat Sheets to do their job. And they use to pal around with segregationists. [laughter] jessica really good one. Greg who is a segregationist . Thats good. Dana thats pretty good p. R. Youve done, jesse . Jessica . Jessica you can tell greg is turning 60 because he cant hear the music he picks. [laughter] dana i like that one. Jessica this one is also true. You always misquote me from the green room, always, but its okay. Youre just too old to remember what i said. And lastly, and this is genuinely true, people ask me what its like to debate you on The Five come and i say, no problemo, i have a toddler. Dana there we go. Brian, you better bring it. Brian extra nine hours for this 5 minutes, are you ready . When we go out on location people always say what is the problem with you and greg . What is it like with greg . The question i always get is why is he dressed like he dresses . Like an out of where landscaper appeared like everyone else on the network. So i went to watch and i said, why is it that he dresses like this . Because i am a reporter, we dont have anything that fits him. So i sprung into action, called my own seamstress, Greg Gutfeld, ladies and gentlemen, this is your brandnew outfit, greg, there you go. Dana thats nice, you are by great. Beautiful. Brian finally something to wear and you can return it if it is a little slim. Greg why is there a stain . Brian everybody knows that Greg Gutfeld went to the same High School is Tom Brady and barry bonds. They are in the School Hall of fame, you know that come i called up your school and said, why is it that Greg Gutfeld is not recognized by this High School . They said, mr. Kilmeade, calm down, it is 4 00 in the morning, stop calling me. Be honored greg come and they sent a picture, havent seen it yet, do we have a shot of it . There you go, ladies and gentlemen. Finally, how about this . What everyone is saying about me and all of the shows and how much i like to be on television, all i can say is i have never worn my little Brothers Tank Top in order to get on tv. Greg gutfeld, do you remember that shot . Late is and gentlemen, happy birthday, i still dont like you. Greg america is talking. Brian you remember that . Greg what was that, fort lee, New Jersey . Why am i talking to you . Dana im going to wrap it up, are you ready . So as you know, greg and i have been on the show since the beginning and it has been great working with him all these Years P or he has really actually been putting nice to me come in fact even said hello to me this week. When we first started, they sat us together and greg is so short, they almost called at the 4 1 2. Also, greg, we got a call this morning from scott adams, wants to wish you a happy birthday, says congratulations, take the week off next week, and just make sure the lawn is cut extra short next week for him and then we will all drink to that. And then just sent us a nice note. Happy birthday, dad, but if you want to live with a hairy little guy who smells bad and make strange bodily noises you could have stayed with one of the other puppies in his letter. Why do we think thats not funny. Everybody feels bad for you, but do you feel roasted. Greg not really. I expected im willing to bet that you had way worse jokes dana we had such worst jokes. Greg they wouldnt let you do them. Come on, jesse. Jesse note, I Cant do it. Against my better adjustment. At no judgment. Greg jesse come i have some for you. Jesse yes. Greg jesse, he has been processed for promoting conspiracy theories, like the one that women find him attractive. You have inspired a lot of people to talk to their doctor about back here and erectile dysfunction. Jesse i do not have back hair. [laughter] Greg Jessica tarlov, its inspirational how you can handle being a loving mother and still sound like a childless Cat Lady. Jesse oh dana [laughs] greg when i [laughs] when you are on i sometimes think thank god for harold Ford Jr. , and thats not including his swimsuit photos. No . Cant do that one, thatll make you cry. Brian, you write the perfect Coffee Table books. If that table has one leg that is shorter than the other. Dana, ive never been roasted by someone who is too short to operate an oven. Hearing short jokes from dana is like Hearing Fat Jokes from chris christie. Judge jeanine, if you really wanted to make me cry, you would give me a ride in your car. Seriously, though, your heart is always in the right place, even if it is covered under A Million Dollars Worth of jewelry. [laughter] jesse only A Million . Dana greg, you were a great sport. I truly wish you a very happy birthday. Very happy birthday to you. Greg to 60 more. 120, here i come. Dana up next, The View tries to Bully Usher into supporting Kamala Harris. voya there are some things that work better together. Like your workplace benefits and retirement savings. Presentation looks great. Thanks Thanks Voya provides tools that help you make the right Investment And Benefit choices so you can reach todays financial goals. That one and look forward, to a more confident future. That is one dynamic duo. Voya, well planned, well invested, well protected. Judge jeanine stop. Jessica celebs are feeling the heat to take a stand on the 2024 election after Taylor Swift big endorsement of kamala. R B Superstar ushers back but did not take the bait when The View pushed him to bash trump. I think artists should come out and speak for kamala against Donald Trump. You know, i dont get too deep into politics come i didnt get a chance to watch the debate last night. I obviously have and watching like everybody else. I think voting is an individual choice. Jessica so judge, thats like absolutely the right answer. I love how i am voting come just register and do your thing. Judge jeanine she tried to get him to Trash Trump and he wouldnt do it. Look, he is a businessman. Apparently he is the cofounder of his own record label, coowner of the cleveland cavaliers, apparently was part of discovering justin bieber, and i give him props. There is the bottom line. You want to vote for kamala, god bless you. He is not going to be like what happened to our state years ago almost when they were like, if you vote for this person im going to hate you come im going to unfriend you, wont talk to you, you need deprogramming. Just live. Jessica dana, this is what feels the most 2016 to me. Trying to force people to fall in line with. Dana have a dont ask, dont tell policy. I dont care who you are voting for. Im just not. I read about this Facebook Group the other day come i dont really use facebook that much but there was an article about it. It is a no politics zone. Be a snowflake, post your pictures of your dogs and your kids here come i want all of your cheesiness and your sunrises and sunsets, and it is growing by Leaps And Bounds because a lot of people are just tuning out. I know 67 Million people watched the debate but there was another 10 Million that watched it on streaming, so now you are up to super Bowl Level Type of interest, but that doesnt mean you have to live your life by it. I think what usher did was the right thing to do. I do. Jessica usher in. As a sports fan, Caitlin Clark liked Taylor Swift post. She just said you should get registered to vote, and people are attacking her. Jesse well, she should be attacked appeared that was a stupid post to like and i am never watching another one of her games. Dana have you watched one of her games . Jesse what sport does she play . I dont like dont ask, dont tell. I need to know if someone is g gay. Jessica Jesse P at. Judge jeanine what is wrong with you . Jesse ask and tell. And if you dont tell me i know. And its okay i want to know. Greg [laughs] at least you are honest. You are nosy. Jesse im not nosy. Dana why do you need to know . Jesse i am so interested in it. Greg [laughs] dana you know i meant politics, right . Jesse me, too appeared. Jessica greg, save us. Greg im looking at this headline in front of me, Joy Behar tries to Bully Usher over kamala. But the guy works in a movie theater. He is black. She is going after some black dude in a movie theater. Who cares what he thinks . You know who i blame . Taylor swift appeared all of these celebrities peered why did you have to break the seal. Now I Cant go on The View because they are going to ask me who im voting for. The point is, you know what . This is a microcosm of a man in a liberal womans universe. They surround you, they want to know who you are voting for, and they try to read your body language, and youve got to kind of contain yourself. You dont want to incite there just barely controlled rage. You are not going to vote for trump, are you . Of course not, of course not. Every guy who says hes not is. Thats the dont ask, dont tell, right . Says no mike any guy who says he is not voting for trump is lying through his teeth. And if you are a Guy Voting for trump you are not a guy. Jesse and science. Greg jessica, did that make you happy . Jessica yeah, the childless Cat Lady within me. Judge jeanine oh jessica coming up, down in the dumps over Climate Change . Now you can summon an ecochaplain. One thing we know is true no matter race, gender, ethnicity. The need to screen when due. For Colon Cancers a priority. Indeed everyone 45 at average risk should screen for Colon Cancer. These folks are getting it done at home with me, cologuard. Cologuard is a oneofakind way to screen for Colon Cancer thats effective and noninvasive. Its for people 45 at average risk, not high risk. False positive and negative results may occur. Ask your provider for cologuard. I did it my way. Greg yeah Climate Change warriors are getting religious. Npr reporting on the rise of ecochaplain speared a new kind of spiritual advisor that is rising among clergy trained in handling grief and other difficult emotions, offering Oneonone Therapy sessions to online climate grief circles and in Person Support groups. Jessica, do you need an ecochaplain . You seem always down about the climate. Jessica after that last block i need a lot. A lot of help. So these are all incredibly important issues, but i do notice a trend, when people are upset about Climate Change are the most upset of anyone, even people who are upset about Gun Violence or pick your cause, womens reproductive rights, climate people get dana inflation. Jessica i hate inflation, thank god its going down. Greg dana, this points to what the issue is, when you are upset about something in life, it is concentric circles. The one that is closest to you should be the people you love, your family, then it goes out to another layer circle, workplace, your neighbors, your community. What is inverted with the climate people is they put the climate in the middle and it alienates, that is why both Climate Activist it is why greta thunberg. Dana the inverse of what they would write about evangelical people who are trying to advise Donald Trump, they make fun of that think that is great. This is also how they have turned water into wine, they remind you of something, the ap had a story about these founders of a solar company and because of the bidenharris administration, they got all of these subsidies and they went from millionaires to billionaires. Greg maybe i should do that. Judge come isnt that kind of a Replacement Meal for god . They have pushed god out of their lives and now this is their ideology, their religion. Judge jeanine first of all, i dont know if it is a replacement for god. I dont know if they ever believed in god, some of them, but i think it is a great business idea. When you think about it, what attracts your attention more than a murder . A sensational murder. Life and death, the stakes are high, you cant take your eyes off it, the same with the Climate Change people, the Stakes Cant be higher, the world is coming to an end, keep an eye on it, it is the end of all of us. Greg jesse come oddly enough, you own a pair of ecochaplain, which are Assless Chaps jesse have you seen mine before . My cheeks. God, i shouldnt say words like that. Mom, im sorry. I didnt mean greg cheeks. Jesse wouldnt be the first time. Greg i guess that is it for us, huh . Sorry about that. One more thing is up next. Im gonna hold you forever. Ill be there. You dont. You dont have to worry. Pick up. Joe, pick up the phone. Door Thudding open up, man. [narrator] connection saves lives. Reach out and check in on a loved one today. Imagine checking your own heart with medical precision from anywhere. Introducing kardiamobile 6l, the fdacleared ekg that provides sixtimes more heart data than any smartwatch. And it detects three of the most common arrhythmias in just 30 seconds, including atrial fibrillation, bradycardia and tachycardia. Check your heart with the most advanced personal ekg outside the hospital. Get yours at kardia. Com or amazon. Bye, bye cough. 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Dana perino, Kayleigh Mcenany who we have some dirty topics because both of you are on. Joe machi and kat timpf. We are going to have sex taping. The shannon sharp sex tape. Never doing Toilet Paper stories. And i want to eat. You guys go ahead. Jesse jessica in the age of dating apps. Some hit a break wall. Singles are lining up to have their photos posted on a wall in Brooklyns Park in hopes of finding perfect match. Fill out Cupid Card with details. Small donation. Have your polar Rode Picture taken. Big head over 600 people have posted pictures looking forever love in person. Jessica isnt it worth jesse Jon Bon Jovi showed he was more than a pretty face. Rock star talks the woman down from a bridge. Convinced her to come back to the safe part of the bridge and now she is alive. Jon bon jovi american hero. Greg he hates you. Jessica speaking of american heroes. Whats going on in springfield, ohio . What are they. Dana eating cats and dogs. Eating the dogs. Judge Meet Phelps A rescue frenchie. Diagnosed with swimmers syndrome unable to walk. Doesnt prevent him from having fun and helping around the House E Wear as special Mop Suit to clean the floors while playing favorite again. Thanks to phelps the floors have never been cleaner. Greg do you think is he faking it . Jessica they always fake it, greg. Greg always fake it. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Jessica happy birthday, greg. Its delicious delicious