greg: because it s the only late night show in america. i ll take it. i don t care. so today senior intel officials testified on capitol hill on worldwide threats. among the topics, china, russia, iran, artificial intelligence, and also geraldo removing his shirt in front of children. a.i. is now in the same discussion as some of our biggest, most dangerous adversaries, so you think we would put someone serious in charge of it, right? someone with gravitas and a piercing bo electricity, someone who could ensure everything is under control. so who would we pick? what do you want to know? greg: it makes sense. every time i hear the words artificial intelligence, i think of her. but it s true, kamala has been tapped as the administration s point person on a.i. apparently to see if artificial intelligence is no match for her natural stupidity. by the way, how is she going to help by sleeping with r-2-d-2? terrible. greg: maybe it s a genius move to have our most innanhu
somebody who pulls up in a van offering to fix your teeth? i guess in detroit that s considered an anomaly. i think the local news here is they found people in detroit with teeth. oh! greg: i love you. you know i love you. it s not an accurate representation of one of detroit s many, i ll give you, problems. there are plenty of teeth. greg: it s funny because detroit is amazing. they actually love this show, detroit. it s very popular, in detroit. it is very popular and i love my fans. i lover you, detroit. greg: all right. i think i ve got to go with the fruit roll-ups. i m sorry, i m a racist. [applause] . you get a jesse waters group. up next, would you eat fish grown in a petri dish?