oh, including me? three. okay. i m going to put you down as the primary resident. terrific. now, how would you describe your race or ethnic origin? well, superior to asians but not as intel jenlt ligent as bl. let me clarify. which of the following describes you? white, asian, hispanic, pacific islander. oh, pacific islander. let s try that. and don t skimp on the rum. what is your last name, ma am? blarfengar. can you spell that for me? s-m-i-t-h. fengar. alec baldwin has been a very tough act to follow as he host next week s show with musical guests tom petty and the heartbreakers. [ female announcer ] instead of drinking old office coffee,