unlike cathy hochul, he s actually qualified to be governor. former new york congressman lee zelen. she ll bless your heart and tear your dearies apart. cohost of the bottom line on fox business kagan mcdowell. he looks like your favorite applebee s manager. cohost of fox & friends first, todd cairo. and finally, like a flash flood, she shows up where she s not wanted and causes a lot of damage, fox news contributor kat timpf. yes. those jalapeno poppers were cold, todd. greg: before we get to news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always, it s my first time reading them so if they suck, we ll take one of the writers out, strip him naked and set him on fire. [laughter] all right. here we go. this week in new jersey, more than 500 pounds of pasta was found mysteriously dumped in the woods. in response, one enraged resident is vowing revenge. [laughter] according to reports,
on tv? you re mixing you ll mention that if you have a sex hang. he was upset his friends didn t believe him when he was telling them he was banging her. greg: that was a good answer. i bet you re happy i already gave away the prize. that was a really good an answer. i m good. come on, zeldin, i really want to throw this at you. greg: you re in the public eye so one of these things could destroy your career. here is a good question. do you think we ll ever look back at jeffrey tubein as a folk hero in the sense he was the canary in the coal mine? like, he took it he made the mistake first so we all learned, you know what i mean? it s like he s the guy he s one of the guys in the gang who jumps from the roof onto the swimming pool and misses and
with market analysis scrambling to make sense of the latest trends and fluctuations! [applause] now, before i ask any questions, whoever gives the best answer wanes special prize. so, um, todd, um, has this ever happened to you? i mean, everybody likes to pretend they ve had embarrassing zoom calls but it s always about, oo h, look. an adorable baby crawled over. look. my cat landed on the keyboards. i m talking real embarrassment. unlike jeffrey tubein, i didn t have a hand in my own demise. thank you. i m winning what s in that bag. i play rough, boys. no, because you know what? for that greg: for that joke, you won. yay.
the announcement. i want to read you something. it tickled me so much. jeffrey tubein, a cnn contributor who writes for the new yorker said see the new supreme court see clearly abortion illegal doctors prosecuted, gay people barred from restaurants. hotels and stores. african-americans out of elite schools. gee, michael. once you ve said all that how can this is really i am frustrated for democrats. their framing on this discussion is so bonkers. they ve started out in such an overfrothed way. as long as the person who shows up is not dr. mengele, he says african-american people are allowed to stay in schools. give me a break. eric: do you think democrats are going way overboard?
comes after trump has released this list of 21 potential conservative justices judges who he would appoint. senator mccain added the senate would oppose any nominee that hillary clinton would put up for the supreme court. so with that jeffrey tubein, who wrought the book on the supreme court, and former federal prosecutor, the your book, the obama white house and the supreme court. what say you? it s basically saying we re going to fight everything hillary clinton puts up and we don t like trump s examples. this is how republicans are tying republicans in knots. at one point we re saying we don t know who donald trump will appoint and we do know. if you go with the 21 judges on the list. if you believe he will pick from that list. trump is erratic and may say that was advisory and pick someone else, but those are certainly conservative nominees, and what s moring about about what mccain said is we oppose