Im not going to the gym during a pandemic. Or after a pandemic. Im just not going to the gym ever again. Donald trump had quite a weekend. He put on a bigly presentation at west point on saturday, where he showed up to give a commencement speech whether the graduates wanted it or not. The cadets at west point were sent home in march because of the virus. But then trump decided he wanted to give a speech in person and so all the cadets were ordered to return to campus and stay in quarantine for two weeks. They were literally a captive audience. So our commander in beef could pretend hes in charge of the military. And of course some of the cadets wound up testing positive for the virus, but what is most important is that donald trump had an audience for what turned out to be a historic speech. No president in the history of this country has ever taken a weirder drink of water than this. [ applause ] is that one of the side effects of hydroxy . What is up with his hand . Did he hurt it ho
Military. And of course some of the cadets wound up testing positive for the virus, but what is most important is that donald trump had an audience for what turned out to be a historic speech. No president in the history of this country has ever taken a weirder drink of water than this. [ applause ] is that one of the side effects of hydroxy . What is up with his hand . Did he hurt it holding the bible upsidedown . Lets look at that again. Because there is clearly something going on with his arm. Its weak. And this is not the first time weve seen this. This is from november of 2017, you see he opened the bottle but then he needed two hands to drink it. And the next month, it happened again. Hes like a witch sipping out of a goblet of toadstools. And he had another weird move on memorial day. Now watch here. Everybody folding their arms, so he folds his arms. But then gives it a weak shake. Is possible that, like many former members of his staff, his arm just doesnt want to work with hi
Plus stephen welcomes killer mike and chris hayes. Featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. Thank you. Youre very nice. I am. Stephen thank you very much. Welcome to a late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Well, were back after ten days off, and i never imagined that, after ten days, a Global Pandemic would not be the lead story. Remember when we were all afraid of our groceries . I miss those days. No, the story that has pushed 100,000 covid deaths below the fold is americas preexisting condition racism. Protests against Police Targeting black people have broken out in dozens of cities. So april was Global Pandemic, may is mass civil unrest, i assume june is plague of locusts, and then in july, pleated pants are coming back. Its not just the u. S. Citizens protesting racism in the United States. Protesters gathered in london, toronto, even berlin. You know its bad when germany thinks your countrys racist. Tha
Quote, interesting, by congress not wanting the special fiveminute testing apparatus theyre saying that they are not essential. Which is a little ironic coming from a 73yearold man tweeting in the middle of the workday thats right, trump criticized congress for declining his offer to provide coronavirus tests so lawmakers could return to capitol hill but in their defense, the tests he offered arent very accurate. Okay, now pick a color. Hillary clinton is reportedly appearing at a virtual fundraising dinner for former Vice President joe biden later this month and tickets cost up to 50,000 wow, imagine paying to sit through that zoom call hillary stuck on mute. Biden accidentally sharing his screen of a web search asking, what is zoom . Actually, you know what, yeah, i would id pay to see that cnn anchor Anderson Cooper revealed last week that he became a father to a baby boy and hes already so stressed out, his hair turned brown that was my favorite one tonight. Singer Justin Bieber an
Countries to stop spreading please dont do this just so i planted my whole garden because you can. Disinformation about the are you all planted . Your garden . And jolene, dont get me wrong, id love to listen to you read a seth no, we dont have a book garden your voice is soft like summer rain, but we know that well, you better dig one. Jolene because this might last all Jolene Jolene summer, you know seth yeah, it is my wifes birthday today a man in brooklyn recently used i think that that would be her a drone to maintain proper dream gift if i would social distancing while asking a woman out on a first date. But of course, theres no way and it might work since she ill do it right already knows the worst thing about him. Now, i have to ask you a question yeah, so super into drones. You mentioned talking to family, friends. One of my favorite friendships outside of your and my federal agents announced yesterday that they discovered friendship is your friendship an underground tunnel fr