i used to work there. i am sure my friends are horrified. you think you have a lot of listeners out there? yeah. i think i will. i am very compelling. they like to call in and yell at you? yeah. that s the schtick. my mom will listen. good. imogen, when your action figure comes out, what will it be wearing? i think it definitely has to be the pink bikini lingerie of jay-wow. i think lindsay lohan s nails and i think i will get my hair cut like earth jackie. greg: you think you can out-pretty andy i. people have died trying to do that. you might not have me back if there is a double shot like that. yeah, you are right. it s fine. i will win. maybe not, then. greg: wow. you taking it the show on the
reporter: people love to make fun of the show. but they are obsessive. the guys show up and the clubs are packed. they do a tremendous business. whether it s pauley d. s spinning. hundreds of girls flipping out what kind of girl what kind ever girl? younger than they are? who would look up to them that s scary. greg: if the kids, the youth loves irony. kisee a lot of people wearing the stuff with a nudge and a wink. i appreciate that. they are growing beards and wearing the dresses. i honestly think we need to bring in sharya law. what do you think? for jay-wow s dress. greg: after seeing that, i think maybe she had a point. full burqas. greg: the letter box. finally, yes! greg: exactly. stay there like you are going anywhere. it s really late.
larry: could you be serious with him? that s right. i would be very serious in a committed monogamous relationship. larry: how is it going, then? well, now that i got a painting from eric menendez, i feel that i m seeing other people. i mean, i m torn. it s like the thorn birds, you know what i mean? it s like a forbidden love. larry: moving on. what do you think of mtv s jersey shore ? snooki and jay wow wow. and the situation of those others. okay, you did not say jay wow wow. it s jwoww. larry: i said it with two ws. you can t change it. larry: i can do anything i want. are you hammered right now? larry: am i what? hammered. you heard me. are you drunk? you re not supposed to do this show while drunk. it s unprofessional. larry: i ve never been drunk in my life. never? me neither! i ve never had a drink in my life. larry: i ve had a drink but never been drunk. don t like it. are you just high on our conversation? larry: yeah. me too. who need
i mean, i m torn. it s like the thorn birds, you know what i mean? it s like a forbidden love. larry: moving on. what do you think of mtv s jersey shore ? snooki and jay wow wow. and the situation and those others. okay, you did not say jay wow wow. it s jwoww. larry: i said it with two ws. you can t change it. larry: i can do anything i want. are you hammered right now? you heard me. are you drunk? you re not supposed to do this show while drunk. it s unprofessional. larry: i ve never been drunk in my life. never? me neither! i ve never had a drink in my life. larry: i ve had a drink but never been drunk. don t like it. are you just high on our conversation? larry: yeah. me too. who needs it. larry: i m on this show. what was your favorite episode? larry: i never saw it. you know what, larry, you got to play the game. you got to at least lie. larry: i won t lie what time is it on? it s on mtv.
and that is ridiculous. there aren t a few secret provisions in the healthcare plan. there are like hundreds. [ laughter ] tonight, in the interest of transparency, i would like to share a couple. let s see. this provision is called the bay state of denial. it reads this bill shall cover short-term memory loss related to the passage of massachusetts healthcare reform. so good news, mitt, your condition is covered. this next provision is called the is jersey shoreup. reads the following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snookie, jay wow, the situation