>> larry: could you be serious with him? >> that's right. i would be very serious in a committed monogamous relationship. >> larry: how is it going, then? >> well, now that i got a painting from eric menendez, i feel that i'm seeing other people. i mean, i'm torn. it's like "the thorn birds," you know what i mean? it's like a forbidden love. >> larry: moving on. what do you think of mtv's "jersey shore"? snooki and jay wow wow. and the situation of those others. >> okay, you did not say "jay wow wow." it's jwoww. >> larry: i said it with two ws. >> you can't change it. >> larry: i can do anything i want. >> are you hammered right now? >> larry: am i what? >> hammered. you heard me. are you drunk? you're not supposed to do this show while drunk. it's unprofessional. >> larry: i've never been drunk in my life. >> never? me neither! i've never had a drink in my life. >> larry: i've had a drink but never been drunk. don't like it. >> are you just high on our conversation? >> larry: yeah. >> me too. who needs it. >> larry: i'm on this show. >> what was your favorite episode?