in the day, he had been at the tasty sandwich shop in edison, new jersey, where he had a big sub, and one of the women on the view remarked made a joke about snooki and then the president said i don t know who that is. oh, really, mr. president? because he used her as a punch line at the white house correspondents dinner. this next provision is called the jersey shore-up. it reads the following individuals should be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill. snooki, jay wow, the situation and house minority leader john boehner. come on, do you think the president wrote that speech? no! give him credit, that was a good line. i would have rather seen that speech than the speech he gave on the view. those were the same old talking points. we took over, we re losing
jay wow, the situation, snooki and the rest of the jersey shore all back on the air. here is the situation. the big guy visiting a sandwich joint to talk up his plan to help the little guy. the same guys facing big tax hikes, not to mention snooki will get snookered into paying more if the bush tax cuts expire that is why, says this whole self-chop thing is full of baloney. any way, he is of johnny sack fame from the late great sopranos this is pretty weird. it is like watching national geographic. really is the gazelle, zebra the whole bit. talking about obama, small business guys, where they are supposed to go and borrow $50,000 from the corner bank can t did it any more. bailed out the bank.
talk about biting the hand that feeds you. if not for the tv show, they couldn t get hired at a b and p. they are the dumbest people on earth. just take what the great guido lowered has given you and run with it. as a grown man who has had a job with a caa, do they disgust you or do you admire that they are making money out of being themselves? being complete tools. you know what, honestly, i agree with what joe says. the whole reason reality tv has taken over the television industry is because it is cheap to produce, right? what they should do is listen to these people complain and whine about taking 10k an episode and then fire their asses and then get new cast members. there s a lot of them out there. there are a lot of dudes waiting across the bridge in jersey. shultz would apply. let them go. and the audience would stay. they will not go because jay-wow has left. imogen, if they bring in
greg: they are like jean short-shorts. they are perfect for church. this looks like something you would wear. they bought the first one for me on the 4th of july. i was getting odd looks and i thought it was because i m british, celebrating america winning and stuff. greg: something else here. keep going. that s almost normal. greg: these girls are beautiful. so it s hard to, you know, put it on jay-wow. you notice the girls are not happy wearing them. that is frightening. we are missing the belly button. can you see that? it s not flattering. bad color. bad color? no one can really wear that greg: but at least, it s covering. not really on the top, is it? greg: do we have any more? oh! greg: that looks like an inner tube. that s art. it s like a sausage casing.
is she wearing that to jail. greg: she s walking her line out. each dress comes with a year s supply of valtrex. that s like fredericks of hollywood meets a dude named fred from hollywood. she has not learned the cardinal rule, which is never, ever, ever stand next to a model ever. you will always look worse. i don t know why, bill. you know, i love you that much. i m curious why jay-wow s name s attached to anything would promote its sale. greg: that s a great point. aren t we in a recession? wouldn t you want to buy good clothes from a person with a good reputation? isn t the point that these are affordable, like a jersey shore girl, going down the shore, have you toet go your outfit together. do girls want to imitate jay-wow?