Thinking. Why, oh, why did they not call it porn flakes . I dont know the answer to that question. Seems like a real missed opportunity if you ask me. Sex cereal is basically granola but also has stuff in it like bee pollen and ginger. The question is does it work . Jane velezmitchell filled in as host of my talk show today and she and Tamar Braxton and some guy in the audience did a taste test. Looks like trail mix. Hold on. Thats good. You feeling sexy, dude . Its the aftertaste. The original initial drive was coming but the aftertaste took it away. Im feeling very, very, very sexy right now. Be careful. I leave the show for one day to cover the new pope in rome and sure enough, out comes the sex cereal. Stay classy, san diego. They also tried it on live with kelly and michael. As we have taken to calling it pornios. You can tell it works. Look at this great big spoon. And on the back, on the back, theres a woman playing the clarinet for a cobra. Out the basket. All right. Here we go
Right now, time for the ridiculist. That does it for us. Join us for the bullying special, the bully effect. One hour from now. Piers morgan tonight starts now. Tonight, tick, tick, tick, the sound of a fiscal time bomb or just dysfunctional washington misbehaving as usual. How much more money do we want to steal from the American People to fund the government. Ill ask jack welsch if washington is cutting fat or cutting to the bone. A confessed killer breaks down on the stand. Were you crying when you were shooting him . Were you crying when you were stabbing him . Ill talk to a man who says jodi arias killed him on the night of the killing. Also, the pope stands down. Good night. Thank you, all. Ill go oneonone to made the short list. He doesnt even believe in god. Penn jillette. This is piers morgan tonight. Good evening. Youre looking live at the white house where somewhere, somebody has got to be wondering how on earth did it ever come to this . 85 billion in spending cuts, and jus
Right now, time for the ridiculist. That does it for us. Join us for the bullying tonight, tick, tick, tick, the sound of a fiscal time bomb or just dysfunctional washington misbehaving as usual. How much more money do we want to steal from the American People to fund the government. Ill ask jack welsch if washington is cutting fat or cutting to the bone. A confessed killer breaks down on the stand. Were you crying when you were shooting him . Were you crying when you were stabbing him . Ill talk to a man who says jodi arias killed him on the night of the killing. Also, the pope stands down. Good night. Thank you, all. Ill go oneonone to made the short list. He doesnt even believe in god. Penn jillette. This is piers morgan tonight. Good evening. Youre looking live at the white house where somewhere, somebody has got to be wondering how on earth did it ever come to this . 85 billion in spending cuts, and just about nobody in america wants, and nobody, not the president , not congress,
Position of great anxiety and fear because you dont know how you are going to feed your kids. The 50yearold celebrity chef and his wife are sounding the alarm with their new documentary, a place at the table. They are not sure they are going to eat on any given day. The target audience for the film, lawmakers. The team say are failing america. Tell them to fix this. Fix this. Do you think they can . Your optimism is amazing. When we look at washington, they cant deal with the sequester and gun control, taxes. Well, im hoping someone will want this. And yet if we are going to fix this problem, that may happen. Tonight, i promised you i would stay on this and i meant it. Guns in america. He said it will be okay dad. It is all going to be okay. And it wasnt okay. High emotions as the Senate Taking on the assault weapons ban. If you think we are going to do paperwork prosecutions you are wrong. Graphic new testimony in the new trials. It was a mutual relationship sexually speaking wasnt it
Course those beers are watery. But this claim that budweiser, the king of beers, is watered down . Its kind of a big deal. Cnn had to get someone on the taste. The obvious person for a taste test . Wolf blitzer. All right, im sorry, that wasnt wolf blitzer, of course, that was frank the tank from d old school. I get the two mixed up all the time. If you ask wolf nicely, he just might show you his sixpack. There is one way to make sure youre getting all the sweet, sweet alcohol you want. Just make it yourself. Its like i always say, you cant go wrong with some good tonight i promised you i would stay on this, and i meant it. Guns in america. It will be okay, and it was not okay. Hi, emotions as the senate takes on the assault weapons ban. If you think were going to do paperwork prosecutions, youre wrong. Just about the one person between you and an ar15, senator dianne feinstein. Plus, graphic new testimony, the scene from law and order. Yes, always. On dershowitz, marcia clark, and jod