I set all the fires redheads unite and kill all the other hair colors back to you, chuck. [upbeat news broadcast music] [gasps] theres my little star all my friends saw you on tv oh, im exhausted. I was up all night recording vocals for dj snakes brother, dj worm, and my voice is already shot from doing that ted talk on the power of chillaxing. Tonight, im serving as a celebrity referee at Susan Sarandons ping pong nightclub. Huh. That last one sounds made up. Are you working on any dope side projects, chuck . Well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the Braithwaite School for troubled boys. Wonderful news, everyone. Kevin has been indicted for serial arson. Oh, my god. Obviously, we need a new field reporter asap, so if anyone has any ideas we dont need someone with a ton of experience. Basically, if they can string four words together, the job is theirs. Me could go camera. [deep voice] katie could do it. [normal voice] ha thats an interesting idea. Who said t
I set all the fires redheads unite and kill all the other hair colors back to you, chuck. [upbeat news broadcast music] [gasps] theres my little star all my friends saw you on tv oh, im exhausted. I was up all night recording vocals for dj snakes brother, dj worm, and my voice is already shot from doing that ted talk on the power of chillaxing. Tonight, im serving as a celebrity referee at Susan Sarandons ping pong nightclub. Huh. That last one sounds made up. Are you working on any dope side projects, chuck . Well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the Braithwaite School for troubled boys. Wonderful news, everyone. Kevin has been indicted for serial arson. Oh, my god. Obviously, we need a new field reporter asap, so if anyone has any ideas we dont need someone with a ton of experience. Basically, if they can string four words together, the job is theirs. Me could go camera. [deep voice] katie could do it. [normal voice] ha thats an interesting idea. Who said t
I set all the fires redheads unite and kill all the other hair colors back to you, chuck. [upbeat news broadcast music] [gasps] theres my little star all my friends saw you on tv oh, im exhausted. I was up all night recording vocals for dj snakes brother, dj worm, and my voice is already shot from doing that ted talk on the power of chillaxing. Tonight, im serving as a celebrity referee at Susan Sarandons ping pong nightclub. Huh. That last one sounds made up. Are you working on any dope side projects, chuck . Well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the Braithwaite School for troubled boys. Wonderful news, everyone. Kevin has been indicted for serial arson. Oh, my god. Obviously, we need a new field reporter asap, basically, if they can string four words together, the job is theirs. Me could go camera. [deep voice] katie could do it. [normal voice] ha thats an interesting idea. Who said that . [deep voice] i did. Im a talent scout. [normal voice] well, what are
I set all the fires redheads unite and kill all the other hair colors back to you, chuck. [upbeat news broadcast music] [gasps] theres my little star all my friends saw you on tv oh, im exhausted. I was up all night recording vocals for dj snakes brother, dj worm, and my voice is already shot from doing that ted talk on the power of chillaxing. Tonight, im serving as a celebrity referee at Susan Sarandons ping pong nightclub. Huh. That last one sounds made up. Are you working on any dope side projects, chuck . Well, actually, in june, i am giving the commencement address at the Braithwaite School for troubled boys. Wonderful news, everyone. Kevin has been indicted for serial arson. Oh, my god. Obviously, we need a new field reporter asap, basically, if they can string four words together, the job is theirs. Me could go camera. [deep voice] katie could do it. [normal voice] ha thats an interesting idea. Who said that . [deep voice] i did. Im a talent scout. [normal voice] well, what are
Jimmy thats very nice. Welcome. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thanks to each and every one of you for coming. I appreciate it. Thank you for clapping, thanks for everything. Hey, remember when donald trump said he would give up tweeting when he became president . That was funny. That was a good one. [ laughter ] the president woke up bright and early this morning, the day after what had to be his worst birthday ever. He woke up, walked down the hall to melanias bedroom, the door was locked. [ laughter ] so he went downstairs, punched sean spicer in the stomach, wrestled the phone out of his little pink hands and tweeted about this special investigation into him. You know yesterday we learned that the president is being investigated by a special counsel led by Robert Mueller for possible obstruction of justice. So this morning at 7 57 a. M. , trump tweeted, you are witnessing the single greatest witch hunt in american political history led by s