See, the 3 is an ass, and then the squiggly is diarrhea. And why we didnt just use the fucking letter m, ill. If youre ever in prison and you happen to sneak a phone in, youll probably want to use this one. Its im going to shank you in the yard to earn the respect of the cholos. You got a knife. Knife equals. And then you got a little sombrero hat with eyes and the moustache. That equals a happy cholo. Ive had to text my assistant this one a time or two. I forgot to put my halfeaten veggie burger away, now there are ants. Aah, cant talk right now, the ghost owl is back do your part to make these catch on. Good job, good effort. Good job, good effort. Good night. Nice shoes, asshole trevor from philadelphia, democracy, we did it its the 2016 Democratic National convention. Lets not get crazy night four can we please just vote now . cheers and applause trevor thank you thank you so much welcome to the daily show what an exciting week we have been covering the Democratic National conventi
Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the Democratic National convention, and hillary was excited that she was finally the nominee, and bill clinton was just as excited that there were balloons laughter look how happy he is he looks high look at his face laughter he says, i cant believe all these balloons. Wow, the blue ones hes so excited. You know what, after recent events in the news and the negative rhetoric of the conventions, especially in cleveland, i feel we all need balloons in our life, you know, because i understand bill clinton. There is no situation in which a balloon is a negative thing. Balloons bring out the best in us. We laugh, we feel like kids again. Maybe instead of dropping bombs in the middle east, maybe america should try dropping balloon
Whoopi, who was your favorite tonight . Aww, thank you, whoopi. You were my favorite tonight. Thank you, whoopi. There you go. Thank you. Anthony, did you have fun . I had a great time. Way more fun than i ever would have if you had told me id be working with Whoopi Goldberg one day, i would have been like, i hope jeff ross isnt there, but you were, and it was still great. It was still great. This was so much fun. I cant believe youre involved. [ laughter ] whoopi, did you see jeremiahs sign . Did you see his sign . Do it do it do it do it do it do it awww, do it whoo boy, if you dont take that sign back over there, im gonna beat you with it. Now, tomorrow night, all of the winners from our opening round are back tomorrow on this stage right here in the quarter finals. Our guest judges are jimmy kimmel from Jimmy Kimmel Live [ cheers and applause ] and canadas own seth rogen if there was ever a reason to stay up on saturday night and stay at home, its to watch the roast battle. Well se
Democratic National Convention here in philadelphia so much fun. Everyone, thank you so much for having us. This is officially our last show here and were ending the week with a great guest, new jersey senator cory booker is joining us, everybody cheers and applause lets get straight into it. Last night was officially the end of the democratic National Convention, and hillary was excited that she was finally the nominee, and bill clinton was just as excited that there were balloons laughter look how happy he is he looks high look at his face laughter he says, i cant believe all these balloons. Wow, the blue ones hes so excited. You know what, after recent events in the news and the negative rhetoric of the conventions, especially in cleveland, i feel we all need balloons in our life, you know, because i understand bill clinton. There is no situation in which a balloon is a negative thing. Balloons bring out the best in us. We laugh, we feel like kids again. Maybe instead of dropping bo
cheers and applause what do you have to lose if i bet even militants would be, like, we must destroy america oh, look balloons balloons im going to make a bunny laughter and if america misses its target, it wouldnt be so bad. Bb news today, 42 million civilians were senselessly cheered up by a balloon strike. cheers and applause i will tell you, there is someone who needs balloons in his life, donald trump, because at the d. N. C. , Michael Bloomberg dropped a donald trump distrack. Trump says he wants to run the nation like hes running his business . God help us. Im a new yorker and i know a con when i see one. Truth be told, the richest thing about donald trump is his hypocrisy. Trevor right, so we covered the on the show yesterday, and one of the biggest discussions of this Election Year has been does donald trump have the temperament to be president , because being a president especially in a nation in control of Nuclear Weapons requires you have measured responses. As a leader of