We asked our readers to send in their favourite jokes. Thanks to all those who contributed. These are the publishable ones
A polar bear goes to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist peers at him over the desk and says: âWell, the good news is, youâre not bipolar.â â
Anthony Moore
âI didnât see you at camouflage practice early this morning, Corporal Ryan!â âThank you, sir!â â
Thomas Devlin
My mother advised me to put on a fresh pair of socks every day during the winter months. After only four days I couldnât fit into my shoes. â
Sean Begley
A couple are having marital difficulties, and the wife suggests they see a marriage counsellor. At their first session the counsellor asks the couple to explain to each other how they feel about their marriage. The wife says: âWe are at a crossroads. To the left is bitterness, resentment, divorce and a life of unhappiness. To the right is reconciliation, love and lif
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Jodi Downs (Provided photo Naj Wikoff)
Canadian border into Quebec (Provided photo Naj Wikoff)
Travel between the United States and Canada is getting harder, not that it’s been a piece of cake for the last nine months. The new restrictions have made life even more difficult for North Country residents who have family or close friends in Canada or who have traveled there on business. On March 18, 2020, Canadian and U.S. government leaders announced the border’s closure to all but essential travelers, such as people working in hospitals and truckers carrying goods between the two countries. There were a few loopholes, Canadians could fly to the United States and, upon entering, were usually required to go into quarantine depending on state guidelines where they landed.
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