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Three Bedsheets Outside Everton, Moshiri John Daley 06/07/2021
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Fame has been good for Joey. Fucking loves it he does. Just hope he doesn’t get a big head hahaha haha hurghhh ……Giz a groat and you can gozz on him!” – Tom Norman, penny gaff proprietor, Whitechapel Road
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….the tried-and-tested, proven experienced manager and stellar name. If that is what Moshiri still wants, Benitez is an obvious choice” – Jamie Carragher, phlegm-firing football pundit
Rafa Benitez. An obvious choice.
It’s like a Metropolis gardener (LexCorp Landscaping, like) maintaining green kryptonite is the glaringly obvious radioactive element required to complete Superman’s glorious ornamental rockery. Given the multitude of big stones – shiny or shite-encrusted – in the known galaxy, why go all out for the one option guaranteed to cause the most adverse gut reaction?