HarryfromBath assesses the mood in the opposition camp ahead of Saturday afternoon’s crunch Championship fixture at St Andrew’s by delving into their forums.
Three Bedsheets Outside Everton, Moshiri John Daley 06/07/2021
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Fame has been good for Joey. Fucking loves it he does. Just hope he doesn’t get a big head hahaha haha hurghhh ……Giz a groat and you can gozz on him!” – Tom Norman, penny gaff proprietor, Whitechapel Road
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….the tried-and-tested, proven experienced manager and stellar name. If that is what Moshiri still wants, Benitez is an obvious choice” – Jamie Carragher, phlegm-firing football pundit
Rafa Benitez. An obvious choice.
It’s like a Metropolis gardener (LexCorp Landscaping, like) maintaining green kryptonite is the glaringly obvious radioactive element required to complete Superman’s glorious ornamental rockery. Given the multitude of big stones – shiny or shite-encrusted – in the known galaxy, why go all out for the one option guaranteed to cause the most adverse gut reaction?