hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
jesse watters primetime. tonight this is an attack on diversity. you can hear and see the racism. jesse: democrats defend plagiarism. i didn t see that coming. i ain t say [bleep] about trans people. maybe three or four times a night, but that s it. jesse: dave chappelle, doc on tour, having a ball. $2,000. $3,000. done. holy [bleep]! jesse: that is one sticky honeypot. plus. fox news alert, a huge batch of epstein documents were just released by a judge. a thousa judge a thousand pages, naming epstein s fixers, employeendesss associates and accusers. our team is digging through ouing thro, and we ll have a report for you in a few moments. but first, for as long as there have been words, there wos. been plagiarist the first known case of plagiarism came in the first century when roman poetcentur marshall accused another poey,tf of kidnapping his verses. how dare you kidnap my versepins throughout the years, we have seen plagiarism everywh
welcome to a special edition of jesse waters, prime time. i m pete hegseth in onm a friday night. now, last nighpete h fridayt, di trump was removed from the primary ballot in mainmarye this wasn t a decision made by a court or even by an elected official. donald trump was unilaterallyele removed by an unelectedd secretary of state, and herows. name is shenna bellows. you only have to rememberfor that for 15 minutes. but who is shenna bellow15s? st she s not a lawyer o ar a legal expert, but she is a lifelong democrat activist who was the executive director of the aclu in maine. well, you figure that s where she learned everything she knows. learned ever always wanted to bs a big shot democrat, snapping selfies with biden and obama big old grin. she ran for senate in 20 14 against susan collins. she had the most famous person in maine, stephen king, cut ads foinr her. i ve never worked so hard or hoped so strongly fo r a change in leadership from the state of maine
i m raymond arroyo in for laura ingraham. this is a special of the ingraham angle from new york city tonight. efforts underway in severali states to remove formerdo president donald trump fromght, the ballot. we ll get to that in a moment. tonight, the vacuu vivekm swamy is here with his reaction. plus, gary sinise with a heartwarming, inspiring story that you have to hear. but first, william faulkner famously said the past isn t dead. we it isn t even pase sat. as we say farewell to 2023, there are important lessonsr. that we may have missed. lessons we need in the new yea g . you know, we tend to focus so intently on the crisis or the outrage heee of the momentie that we miss the larger trends. this hour, wpo e will reportthey breaking news. look at the big stories shape ho the year and how they will shape our 2024. it will be an important and fuin hour. i want to start with the narrative that has sounded all year long and it slond g mae a major theme in the new
oh, right. oh, he tripped over a sandbagn on the stage. and briefly, hde tripped and gop up and he he got right back up and continued continued what he- was there to do. he did not he there was no needi for the doctor to see him as imt was related to the fall. and he s doing fine. biden s pals, the liberal media, are covering for him by accusing republicans of pouncing. biden has this misunderestimated thing where people assume, oh, he s too old, he doesn t know what he s doing, and he just keeps delivering. today, he tripped over, you know, i guess there wasght r like a back on and twitter and the right are going crazy.ta it s the advance team or whoever s fault that they put a sandbag in front of him. sthe sandbai tripped in my own g is he so enraging to the right because he is so normal? no more than two years old, the president do decide to have, a war, but as ii do, i look lid it is good to see did. but given voters concerns about the president s age, this is