children s highchairs. thank god they recalled those, removing the nasty fall i took at applebee s on my 40th birthday. but when something hurts society you ve got to take it off the market. for some reason, however, the view, the only exception, and who can forget my short-lived company, greg s fiery lawn darts? sounded like a good idea. our backyard toys making you yawn? and it s time to set fire to your imagination and your lawn. introducing greg s fiery lawn darts. it s all the danger of 70s toys packed with modern incendiary technology. wow! that s awesome! that s right, kid, and even if you miss the target, you can still set your [bleep] neighbor s yard ablaze. it s fun for the whole family. plus, we will throw in the summers hottest new toy. order now! greg: probably probably shouldn t have sold those during wildfire season. although the upside, without all those stupid trees i can see that my neighbors windows again. the worst in fiery lawn darts, disclaim
i ll take. . happy thursday, everybody. evi so as evidence piles up fromde shady overseas companies, shady loans and shady or beatings, one thing s for sure. g is like being president. old joe doesn t know a single thing about it. it even when slapped in the facein with an associated press poll showin t g 70% of americans, including 40% of democrats, believe he either acted illegally or% in regards to hs family s business dealings. and a new york post reporter had the nerve to ask him about it. usually says americans are americans and especially why you interacted with sowith many of your sunday brothers or business associates. i m not going brother commen. i did not. and it s just a bunch of lies. didn t interact with my associates. i did not. lies, lies, lie and lies. just a bunch of lies from lying liars who tell lying. sounds like a second grader being accused by his teacher of stealing a of somebody s lunchbox. he froze like a stripper outo in a igloo. or like
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i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hopping. welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i m dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don t be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump s guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he s like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter] will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all g
i am jimmy failla and this is fox news saturday night. hopping. welcome to another episode of the cable news cake party, it is the first day of pride month which is ironic, the only time i m dressed like a straight man all year. [laughter] some of you have never lost before, good old-fashioned comedy show where everybody is welcome and you can be republican, you can be democrat, just don t be a [bleep] and for those of you who watch cable news regularly, i want to congratulate you making an entire 20 seconds without seeing coverage of trump s guilty verdict. it was insane this whole week. on my way to work thursday some crazy looking homeless dude was like have any he s like the ground because trump is about to speak outside the courthouse it was a bizarre scenario but nice to meet robert de niro. [laughter] will get to that angry dwarf in a minute but we know political tensions are correct up to 11 so we booked your favorite panelist to help take the edge off. they all g