can we win the alien war without russia? not a chance. we are doomed. hollywood has made us overly optimistic on how we would fare against an alien invasion. they mastered stellar travel. they travel billions of miles and show up as naked aliens that are killed by water. those aliens would have pants and light sabers. is there anything we can do to prepare or are we doomed? we are doomed, but your best bet is to stay away from landmark buildings that would look cool if they exploded on a movie. another piece of advice i would say is to find a beautiful lady and say hey the world is gonna end and ask her to marry you. that s romantic. next story. a new report claims drunk moose are becoming a problem overseas apparently in sweden. gangs of moose are getting hammered on rotten apples that have fallen from trees and
how bad all of this stuff is. we are glossing over whose fault it is. it comes from a conservative congressman who recently said of the republican party, quote, we are not going to be disrespected which is what it comes down to. we have something to get out of this. that s all that needs to be said. we are in the middle of the crap storm and being pelted by more crap and pelted with feces. you act like that is a problem. that is a dream of mine, but then again i am german. say something about the prison and inmates getting paid, i was just in chicago at a correctional facility. must be nice. exactly. we were doing a story for the new travel channel show that is premiering in november. anyway, the point being i spent the day with a bunch of correctional officers working through riot scenarios. honest to god, that is such an
fermented on the ground. one homeowner said a gang of drunk room were threatening and refused to let him in his own garden. what do you do in that situation? import siberian tigers and then destroy them with habitat loss. we are better at destroying tigers than problem drunk mooses. good point. do you think this problem will spread across the world? we don t do sobriety tests on animals, we blame it on the medula-oblongota. could other animals gett drunk and form scary gangs? that s almost too scary to contemplate. that s why i have not contemplated it. just picture this, greg, you are at a chicago bears gang and a gang of drunk bears is there. they think you are looking at their girlfriend. that is true. i want to move on quickly.
you ve got to cut the big deal and they ve got to shut up and say this is the deal we accept, no more, you know, screwing around. but isn t the problem by the way, they could do it. if boehner would say, look, here s something, we ve got our piece of action here, $30 billion we re taking out of this bill. it may hurt a little. but we haven t crippled it, but took a shot at it. and then obama can say, look, it s too important. we can t you know, default on the national debt and he can say, i don t like doing this, but i m going to do it. but then you ve got to get a majority in the republican party or at least half of them, to go along with it. that takes leadership. it does. here s the problem. don t you think there is a problem with a pattern of behavior, learned behavior. we do that with our children, right? on the debt ceiling 2011. the republicans thought they had made some progress. even though the credit bo worthiness of the nation was downgraded. terrible. right. t
said that he is damn well exasperated. they ve got this meeting, what, in about an hour and fifteen minutes. do you think they re going to accomplish anything? i am unfortunately quite pessimistic at this point. because i don t see where the pressure is going to come from on the 30 to 40 legislators. but, krystal, isn t the problem here that we went through the sequester, and basically republicans immunized us and argued it had no effect. right. now we re in the government shutdown, we ve got people like ted cruz saying it s just like a weekend. right. no problem. so why don t we smash the whole credit worthiness of the united states in two weeks time. let s go for the debt ceiling! i think that s exactly right. i think they were emboldened by the first debt ceiling negotiation and now have sequester cuts as sort of the new normal. and i think if there is a deal on the cr, they ll be emboldened by that and i think democrats are very aware of this dynamic that they can t