would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny s leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would never survive under these conditions. but the media and the left would be perfectly fine with johnny behind bars. in fact, they would probably celebrate it as a victory for democracy. you see, johnny does not have liberal privilege. so he has got to watch his back. he can t just stage a comedy koop and get away with it. only democrats are allowed to do that like stephen colbert and his dog face puppet
schiff s former bag man a pass. they only prosecute conservative criminals now. so if kevin mccarthy sent an aide to, you know, t.p. ilhan omar s office in the middle of the night, obviously a hate crime, he would be in the gulag with the rest of the deplorables. a double standard is stark. they refuse to charge liberals or release their mug shots but conservatives, they get treated like ted bundy. which is weird because we know how serious the left is taking unlawful entry of the capitol on january 6th. there has never been a bigger or more important story in american history than this. this is the most important story in the history of the republic. it was chilling, the videos were chilling and i think it s going to be historic. yeah. this was orders of magnitude worse than watergate. this is so much worse than something like watergate. this is so much worse than watergate. this is a watershed moment for our democracy.
would ever see johnny alive. many people would probably like that but i would need a new assistant. the outrage from the democrats and the media would be humongous. they would throw johnny in solitary, probably shackle him. they would need very small shackles though because johnny s leg are very skinny. his tan face would be plastered all over cnn and msnbc. they would dox his family poor, poor mrs. bell saraio. meanwhile poor johnny sleeping on a cold concrete floor. diney one meal a day through that tiny slot. worst of all, no one on the inside to steam his shirt. johnny would never survive under these conditions. but the media and the left would be perfectly fine with johnny behind bars. in fact, they would probably celebrate it as a victory for democracy. you see, johnny does not have liberal privilege. so he has got to watch his back. he can t just stage a comedy koop and get away with it.
radical groups. can you imagine that prosecutors now are making determinations on their own to avoid the constitution, to not even pay attention to the constitution, to give hall passes to people that have clearly committed crimes? somebody was on colbert s show or one of his clips he said democracy. this isn t democracy anymore. it s hypocrisy. this is a new blue code of justice where like you said, these people should be prosecuted. for example, this guy defaced a wall in a federal building, jesse. i researched it. there is a d.c. law on the books. he violated that law unequivocally seven times. he should have seven charges against him and, guess what? the penalty isn t, you know, go walk out on the street and clean the street. the penalty is up to six months in jail for each offense. and then we hear from the from prosecutors there oh, we re not going to press charges
you don t invite triumph the insult comic dog to cover the greatest assault on democracy in the history of this country. reporting from the greatest deliberative body in the world. for me to poop on. all right. we are situated by the senate offices. with new evidence piling up, republicans are working tirelessly to ignore all of it. oh, boy. [knocking] come on, it s your old pal. senator, senator graham, another question, why do you like like every guy that saw the katz alone? jesse: that s who the democrats want to cover the biggest story in american history. a puppet is your correspondent for the most important story in the history of the republic. adam schiff is conducting so-called serious hearings and then steps outside to do interviews with a dog puppet?