But its still not enough. Thats r5ght, i wont be satisfied until black people get 100 of the nominations. Yeah, you heard me. Were coming for you white people. In fact, we want every role to be played by black actors. I wont be happy until kevin hart is playing Queen Elizabeth in the crown. Is let me tell you something, prince charles. We at the daily show are extra grateful. Once again we were nominated so to you, the viewers i want to thank you so much. Without you, there would be no show, and no one would be tweeting me to criticize my apartmentica cor. But lets move on to the ongoing tensions between the United States and china. First, there was a fierce battle over trade. Then the u. S. Began blaming china for the coronavirus. And last week, the state department expelled chinese diplomats from a consulate in texas, claiming that they were using it for spying, which then caused china to shut down an American Embassy in response all of that is the diplomat equivalent of unfollowing
I probably should have been. A long time ago. Ive said crazy things, but theyre all on comedy central, so no one can find them. If you want to cancel me, i think you actually have to buy a vcr on craigslist. Godspeed. I feel like if you guys did tune in to see jimmy and were surprised to see someone like me hosting instead, its probably like when guys are on a plane and see a female pilot walk on board. At first, theyre like look at her go. Okay, yeah. We have a female pilot. How neat. Then as soon as they shut the door, theyre like, theres at least one man in there, right, to do the important stuff like, you know, flying the plane . Dont panic. There is a man here, literally one. Hes operating the camera. Its a wild situation. I mean this is insane. I showed up to a random house and a guy in a mask is filming me. I dont know if he even works here. If hes the only person whos going to see this footage. But were keeping our fixers crossed. I hope it doesnt seem like im complaining, even
Least one man in there, right, to do the important stuff like, you know, flying the plane . Dont panic. There is a man here, literally one. Hes operating the camera. Its a wild situation. I mean this is insane. I showed up to a random house and a guy in a mask is filming me. I dont know if he even works here. If hes the only person whos going to see this footage. But were keeping our fingers crossed. I hope it doesnt seem like im complaining, even though with my voice, everything sounds like im complaining. This house is gorgeous. I still find it amazing how, in hollywood, you can just rent some mansion for the day and shoot whatever you want. Yep, as long as youre wearing a mask or a condom, california is open for business. This really is just some random house in hollywood. Ive lived in this town 15 years. Ive been invited to a house to shoot a tv show many times, but this is the first time i showed up it was actually a tv show. Fool me twice danny masterson, shame on me. That is the
Business on the sidewalk over there. But the mayor strongly feels the city should have authority over public orders because the berkeley has its own Public Health department and the case count is far lower. Then the rest of the county. I respectfully disagree. But the states decision i think its going to really burden or Small Businesses and neighbors alternate places their jobs. I think its going backwards. Berkeley mayor Jesse Arreguin speaking out at a virtual town Hall Saturday against the states guidance banning Outdoor Dining in Alameda County or fiction writers under like some of our other neighboring jurisdictions and so i think you know we should have the ability to be able to make our own decisions about. Orders city manager Dee Williams Ridley says berkeley will be reaching out to state officials to try to obtain its own variance to allow Outdoor Dining but in the meantime we are going to have to comply with that order we are hoping that this will be a very short temporary h
Sos there was definitely more than one weapon. Reporter he made it clear to deputys he didnt want to go back to jail. There were two officers live at this wall right here, and you can tell they were trying to peek around. I havent it began when a woman called 911 thursday morning saying her exboyfriend had held her average overnight, broke her ribs by pushing her into a coffee table, and threatened to set here on fire after pouring gasoline on her. I heard that flash bang, and it sounded like someone was yelling, screaming, like panicking. Reporter at one point, authorities brought up the suspects brother in hopes of getting him to surrender. They mentioned his brother saying your brother loves you and we know you love your brother, and it was pulling on the heartstrings. Reporter but he told his brother . I dont want to get out. I want to shoot cops. Reporter he did shoot three members of the swat team. Deputies returned fire, killing him. One deputy was shot in the chest but save mis