Going to shake it off. Why the biggest pop tar in the world says shes taking a stand and pulling all her songs this morning from spotify. What this could mean for how all of us buy our music. And good morning, america. Lots to get to this election morning and, robin, you are back from a big night for our friend, michael. Theres the towel. A gift you brought back for me. Check this out, guys. Hall of fame ring he got last night. I could fit it around my whole hand. Right here. Look at that thing. Michael, great to see you last night running out between all those former teammates of yours. Thank you, thank you. Your parents were there. I mean, that was a great moment there at halftime. You know what, first of all, thank you, you guys, for coming. Really awesome to have you there and be a part of it. Just to see all my teammates and the fans, then you play for, play with, it was the highlight of my life and, you know, everybody gets this. Every other weekend well rotate the ring. All righ
Stephen to the a technological innovation in fast food. Chicken fingers now contain real finger. Then i timely take a stand on a controversial issue. Yes the vatican was a little harsh on gallow galileo. And my guest christopher know lan is the director of interstellar and batman movies. I will tell him my theory that batman is clark kent. Burger king has brought back the yumbo sandwich. Dont worry some of them are new. This is the colbert captioning sponsored by Comedy Central report. [cheers and applause] audience Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, good to have you with us. In here, out there, all around the world. [cheers and applause] stephen you know i need your energy. You know i need it thank you, so much for everything you do tonight and every night you heroes. You it getters. Show, this show is number 1438. Sadly i have yet to achieve all of my goals. For instance congress is still broken. Unfortunately the warn tee expired in 1850. They should of sprung
People blamed this on anything but the injustices of a flawed system. Garner outweighed the officer by probably 150 pounds. Jon they had to bring him down he was the abominable bro man but, ok, he outweighed one cop by 150 pounds. What about the other five . Is that just how much racial progress america has made . It used to be black people were only threefifths of a white person. Now, theyre equal to six unless theres some other reason his size was relevant . If he had not had asthma and a heart condition and was so obese, he almost definitely would not have died from this. The police had no reason to know that he was in serious condition. Jon please. Asthma, heart disease, obesity, yeah, those are serious conditions but, come on come on, the medical examiners report says that garner died from compression of the neck and compression of the chest. That sounds more like death by choking than death by chocolate. A choke hold is preventing flow of air. I wouldnt use the term choke hold as
Jon hey, thats our show. Before we go i want to tell you something really quick. Before we go you may of seen we talking to Sophie Delaunay and thought, man, i wish jon stewart would interview me. I will never be part of a Global Charity or saints that walk among us. You dont have to be. I suggestion you go to the website and donate to the Mission Continues its an Incredible Organization bringing Veterans Home and allows them to keep serving their community. Any ten dollar donation enters you into a raffle for a chance to win a interview with this idiot and a free flight to new york, 4 star hotel and all of the films you can rent. That last part not true. The first question i will interview you with. How often you are. The grass mud horse. Three chinese characters that mean a mythical captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by eagle caw stephen tonight, is america cruel to convicts . Well, vertical stripes would be more slimming. laughter then a popular restaurant spreads chri
Involved in the death of eric garner was never invited. I was wrong. The person who did the videography of this, that person was indicted by a grand jury in Staten Island over gun charges. Well, at least they indicted the shooter. Of the video. Let that be a lesson to you kids out there. Photographing crime does not pay. But whats so hard to understand about this is that for months weve been going back and forth about what really happened with Darren Wilson and Michael Brown in ferguson, missouri. Did brown have his hands up . Did he not have his hands up . Was wilson afraid for his life when he killed brown . Reasonable people as well as plenty of bleep ones okay, their pictures didnt come up. laughter could reach different conclusions. But in this case there was no ambiguity. People blamed this on anything but the injustices of a flawed system. Garner outweighed the officer by probably 150 pounds. Jon they had to bring him down he was the abominable bro man but, ok, he outweighed one