Happy thanksgiving. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you, youre great. Now, ill tell you what. Thank you very much. That was very nice and i appreciate it, but would you answer me something honestly . How many of you just stopped in here until the rush hour traffic dies down . [ laughter and applause ] jeez. Whoa. Have you seen it out there . Oh, murder. Its like a sinking ship, people are gettin outta town. Anyway, you should be careful. Its a fouy so dont peak too early. [ laughter ] well, its don johnsons brother. [ laughter ] whoo its my salute to the pilgrims, you know. [ laughter ] [ applause ] indians wouldve killed you. [ laughter ] look at that, cochise. Wow. Just got a report whats going on in the papers today. [ chuckling ] yesterday i guess it started, the, uh, the teflon presidency, um. [ laughter ] has started to turn to flypaper. Uh, did you i looked in the did you read the paper this morning . Yeah. And i see things like, special prosecutor. Laundered money. White
See it . See it, flat nose . Hey, hey, look, look. Hey, go get it, flat nose. Go get it, boy. Go get it, flat nose. Get up there, flat nose that fella gotta kiss you now. Get up there, flat nose. Go, go, go, flat nose. [ indistinct chatter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ indistinct chatter ] okay, now, hold it one second. Before we come back. Stay there a second, one second. Now youre gonna let him youre gonna let him go get the pillow . Yeah, then i wanna see that fella kiss him. Yeah, okay. [ laughter ] flat nose, hey, hey. Go get it, flat nose. Go get it, boy. Go get it, flat nose. Go, go, flat nose. Get up that there tree, flat nose. Go, flat nose. Go, flat nose. [ cheers and applause ] [ indistinct chatter ] doc, this is, uh id like you to meet [ cheers and applause ] doc, id like you to meet flat nose. You have any message for flat nose at all . I think flat nose is my date for tonight. Okay. Barney, its nice to meet you. Yeah, man. Thank you. Thanks for coming. Enjoy meetin you. Hav
This telethons gonna be a big success. Well, i hope so, art. Oh, here comes my cochairman now. Maudie findlay, this is dr. Jamison, oh. The director of the gallbladder foundation. Tell him what a great show weve got. Hes a little nervous about the show. Oh, doc, thats show biz, openingnight jitters. But like gallstones, this too shall pass. Mrs. Findlay, are we going to have big stars . Of course we are to begin with, weve got euell gibbons. Oh, arthur, honey, im sorry. Euell couldnt make it. No, hes back home in minnesota with a severe case of poison oak. Got hold of a bad tree. inaudible yeah, but let me tell you who we will have, i mean a really top entertainer. Are you ready . Star of stage, screen and Television Mark spitz. G to drink a glass of milk on this very stage. You can thank me for that. Mark owed me a favor. I gave his manager a doublediscount on a hernia. A doublediscount, doctor . It was a doublehernia, doctor. Oh. Walter . Excuse me, have you seenoh, maude oh, maudema
Cover it that way at all either. Is this the future member of president trumps casting . That is governor rick perry. He got eliminate frd dancing with the stars. Its never out of you. The governor, could he have a new job in the cabinet with his hat on backwards . Let me remind you. It is wednesday. Tomorrow is thanksgiving and youre with friends. Thinking about turkey for tomorrow. Johnny roekts a nationwide chain is set up here to celebrate their 30th anniversary on this National Jukebox day. That is adorable. I have a problem with Johnny Rockets, my family cannot walk by that without going in. Thats good for them. Bad for your wallet. Right. Absolutely. So cheap and affordable. Boy, can they dance. Reminds me of me in my heyday. Can you do that . Are you going to be dancing with them . If i get my way. If theres enough time in the show. A lot of times i go to dance and the show is over. I will buy you Johnny Rockets the rest of the year if you dance. Were running out of time alread
United nations. Good morning, everyone, im eric shawn. This is americas newsroom. Heather im heather childers. Thanks for joining us. Bill and martha obviously out today. Who is in today, nikki haley. Fox news confirms she confirmed offer as u. N. Ambassador. Hailey no fan of trump during the election backing marco rubio and ted cruz during the holidays. Dr. Ben carson confirming he has been asked to serve as secretary of housing and urban development. Mr. Trump sat down with the New York Times yesterday discussing everything from Hillary Clinton to possible action on climate change. Peter doocy in palm beach, florida, where mr. Trump went off to maralago for the holiday. Nikki haley as United Nations ambassador. What do you know about the relationship with her . Reporter we know a lot more. The president elect gave a statement in part Governor Haley has a proven track record to bring people together to move critical policies forward for the betterment of her state and our country. She